Socials of Carrion Fields
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nightlaugh
ShaidarHaran throws back his head and laughs into the night.
ShaidarHaran throws his head back and laughs at your remarks.
ShaidarHaran throws back his head and laughs into the night.
You throw back your head and laugh into the night.
You laugh maniacally at his remarks.
You laugh as you consider the events around you.
eve
ShaidarHaran hops around like Eve!!!
ShaidarHaran bounces onto your lap and wiggles around.
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You hop around like Eve!
You bounce onto his lap.
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giggle
ShaidarHaran giggles.
ShaidarHaran giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
ShaidarHaran giggles at himself. he must be nervous or something.
You giggle.
You giggle in his presence.
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...
psouth
ShaidarHaran points southward.
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You point in a southerly direction.
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sigh
ShaidarHaran sighs.
ShaidarHaran sighs as he thinks of you. Touching, huh?
ShaidarHaran sighs at himself. What a sorry sight.
You sigh.
You sigh as you think of him.
You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.
cry
ShaidarHaran bursts into tears.
ShaidarHaran cries on your shoulder.
ShaidarHaran sobs quietly to himself.
Waaaaah....
You cry on his shoulder.
You cry to yourself.
blush
ShaidarHaran blushes.
ShaidarHaran blushes as he sees you here. Such an effect on people!
ShaidarHaran blushes as he notices his boo-boo.
Your cheeks are burning.
You get all flustered up seeing him.
You blush at your own folly.
flip
ShaidarHaran flips head over heels.
ShaidarHaran flips you over his shoulder. Hmmmm.
ShaidarHaran does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.
You flip head over heels.
You flip him over your shoulder.
You tumble all over the room.
grope
ShaidarHaran gropes in the air blindly.
ShaidarHaran gropes you.
ShaidarHaran gropes himself - YUCK.
You grope in the air blindly.
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
You grope yourself - YUCK.
pout
ShaidarHaran pouts.
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smirk
ShaidarHaran smirks.
ShaidarHaran smirks at your saying.
ShaidarHaran smirks at his own 'wisdom'.
You smirk.
You smirk at his saying.
You smirk at yourself. Okay.....
squeeze
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ShaidarHaran squeezes you fondly.
ShaidarHaran squeezes himself.
Where, what, how, WHO ???
You squeeze him fondly.
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!
whistle
ShaidarHaran whistles appreciatively.
ShaidarHaran whistles at the sight of you.
ShaidarHaran whistles a little tune to himself.
You whistle appreciatively.
You whistle at the sight of him.
You whistle a little tune to yourself.
massage
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ShaidarHaran gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
ShaidarHaran gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage himself.
Massage what? Thin air?
You gently massage ShaidarHaran's shoulders.
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.
daydream
ShaidarHaran looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.
ShaidarHaran looks at you with empty eyes, daydreaming of a better place.
ShaidarHaran closes his eyes and seem lost within himself.
You dream of better times.
Closing your eyes, you dream about you and ShaidarHaran.
You dream of yourself doing mighty deeds.
punch
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ShaidarHaran playfully punches you. OUCH!
ShaidarHaran punches himself. Why don't you join in?
Punch whom?
You playfully punch ShaidarHaran.
You punch yourself. You deserve it.
pinch
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ShaidarHaran pinches your A*S!
ShaidarHaran pinches himself to see if he is dreaming!
You pinch the thin air!
You pinch his tight little buns!
You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!
slobber
ShaidarHaran slobbers all over himself.
ShaidarHaran slobbers disgustingly on you.
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You slobber down your front.
You slobber on ShaidarHaran.
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tip
ShaidarHaran gallantly tips his hat.
ShaidarHaran gallantly tips his hat to you.
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You tip your hat gallantly.
You tip your hat to ShaidarHaran.
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ramble
ShaidarHaran rambles on about a boring exploit.
ShaidarHaran tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.
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You ramble on and on.
You ramble on to ShaidarHaran about your past adventures.
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eyebrow
ShaidarHaran raises an eyebrow.
ShaidarHaran raises an eyebrow at you.
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You raise an eyebrow at the notion.
You raise your eyebrow at ShaidarHaran.
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worry
A troubled look suddenly crosses ShaidarHaran's face. Wonder what's wrong?
ShaidarHaran looks at you worriedly.
A troubled look suddenly crosses ShaidarHaran's face. Wonder what's wrong?
You worry about what's going to happen.
You look at ShaidarHaran worriedly.
You worry about what's going to happen.
bleed
ShaidarHaran weakly bleeds all over the floor.
ShaidarHaran bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!
ShaidarHaran bleeds profusely all over himself.
You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!
You bleed on ShaidarHaran -- ewww!
You bleed all over yourself.
innocent
ShaidarHaran looks around and whistles innocently.
ShaidarHaran looks at you and innocently bats his eyelashes.
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You innocently whistle a tune.
You look at ShaidarHaran and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!
You try to convince yourself that you're innocent as newly fallen snow.
moo
ShaidarHaran turns cowlike eyes on you, chews his cud, and moos plaintively.
ShaidarHaran moos at you. What could that possibly mean?
ShaidarHaran is mooing at himself again... You look for an exit...
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!
You focus all your bovine Zen on ShaidarHaran, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just
mutter
ShaidarHaran mutters something quietly to himself.
ShaidarHaran looks at you and mutters something nasty under his breath.
ShaidarHaran mutters something quietly to himself.
You mutter quietly to yourself.
You mutter something to ShaidarHaran.
You mutter quietly to yourself.
embrace
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ShaidarHaran takes you in his arms in a warm and loving embrace.
ShaidarHaran tries to console himself by wrapping his arms around himself.
Who would you like to embrace?
You wrap your arms around ShaidarHaran in a warm and loving embrace.
You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.
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flash
ShaidarHaran rips his clothes off and parades naked around the room!
You gasp! ShaidarHaran has just revealed his "equipment" to you!
PERVERT PRESENT! ShaidarHaran is trying to flash himself
You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!
Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get him to notice you.
That's sick.
cheer
ShaidarHaran cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
You are cheered on by ShaidarHaran... you feel so loved!
ShaidarHaran resorts to cheering for himself... how sad.
You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!
You cheer ShaidarHaran on and wish him good luck!
You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will.
insane
Before your eyes, ShaidarHaran's sanity is slipping away...
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You feel your sanity slipping away...
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noogie
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Oh NO, ShaidarHaran grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!
ShaidarHaran rubs his OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*
You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.
You grab ShaidarHaran, get him in a head lock and NOOGIE him!
You rub your head and create a static charge...
meditate
ShaidarHaran rests and begins to meditate... he chants softly to himself.
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You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.
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laces
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You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces
together!
ShaidarHaran cleverly ties his own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the
floor.
Whose laces?
puff
ShaidarHaran says, "The colors! The colors!"
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You mimic Puff at her most annoying.
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measure
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You feel you are being judged unfairly by ShaidarHaran.
ShaidarHaran measures himself and comes up short.
Whom do you want to measure?
You measure ShaidarHaran up to your standards and find him lacking.
You measure yourself and come up short.
glaze
ShaidarHaran gets a glazed look in his eyes.
ShaidarHaran's eyes begin to glaze over after listening to your incessant rambling.
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You feel your eyes starting to glaze over.
Your eyes glaze over as you listen to ShaidarHaran ramble on forever.
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hangover
ShaidarHaran closes his eyes and rubs his temples, no doubt the after effects of drinking.
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Your head pounds terribly from your alcoholic binge.
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waltz
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Taking ShaidarHaran's hand, you begin a lovely waltz with him.
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Waltz with whom?
Taking ShaidarHaran's hand, you begin to waltz with him.
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clue
ShaidarHaran clutches at the air in front of him, trying to catch a clue.
ShaidarHaran gives you a gold piece to buy a clue with.
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You clutch at the air in front of you, trying to catch a clue.
You give ShaidarHaran a gold piece so he can buy a clue.
You seem just as clueless as before.
shove
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bounce
ShaidarHaran bounces around.
ShaidarHaran bounces onto your lap.
ShaidarHaran playsball with his head.
BOIINNNNNNGG!
You bounce onto his lap.
You bounce your head like a ball.
shake
ShaidarHaran shakes his head.
ShaidarHaran shakes your hand.
ShaidarHaran shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.
You shake your head.
You shake his hand.
You are shaken by yourself.
pwest
ShaidarHaran points westward.
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You point in a westerly direction.
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sulk
ShaidarHaran sulks in the corner.
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You sulk.
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poke
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ShaidarHaran pokes you in the ribs.
ShaidarHaran pokes himself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
Poke who??
You poke him in the ribs.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
burp
ShaidarHaran burps loudly.
ShaidarHaran burps loudly in response to your remark.
ShaidarHaran burps at himself. What a sick sight.
You burp loudly.
You burp loudly to him in response.
You burp at yourself.
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ShaidarHaran fondly fondles you.
ShaidarHaran fondly fondles himself - this is going too far!!
Who needs to be fondled ?
You fondly fondle him.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
hiccup
ShaidarHaran hiccups.
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*HIC*
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ruffle
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ShaidarHaran playfully ruffles your hair.
ShaidarHaran ruffles his hair - weirdo!
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You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
You playfully ruffle ShaidarHaran's hair.
snap
ShaidarHaran snaps his fingers.
ShaidarHaran snaps back at you!
ShaidarHaran snaps himself to attention.
PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.
You snap back at him.
You snap yourself to attention.
stare
ShaidarHaran stares at the sky.
ShaidarHaran stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
ShaidarHaran stares dreamily at himself - NARCISSIST!
You stare at the sky.
You stare dreamily at ShaidarHaran, completely lost in his eyes..
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
wiggle
ShaidarHaran wiggles his bottom.
ShaidarHaran wiggles his bottom toward you.
ShaidarHaran wiggles about like a fish.
You wiggle your bottom.
You wiggle your bottom toward him.
You wiggle about like a fish.
tickle
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ShaidarHaran tickles you - hee hee hee.
ShaidarHaran tickles himself.
Whom do you want to tickle?
You tickle ShaidarHaran.
You tickle yourself, how funny!
fume
ShaidarHaran grits his teeth and fumes with rage.
ShaidarHaran stares at you, fuming with rage!
ShaidarHaran clenches his fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.
You stare at him, fuming.
That's right - hate yourself!
snarl
ShaidarHaran snarls angrily.
ShaidarHaran snarls at you, for some reason.
ShaidarHaran snarls at himself.
You grizzle your teeth and look mean.
You snarl at him.
You snarl at yourself.
stroke
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ShaidarHaran gently strokes your inner thigh...you get goose bumps!
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Whose thigh would you like to stroke?
You gently stroke his inner thigh.
You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.
blink
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You bat your eyelashes.
You blink innocently at ShaidarHaran.
You try to convince yourself of your innocence.
lust
ShaidarHaran has that look of lust in his eyes --- Get away QUICK!
ShaidarHaran lusts after your delectable body.
ShaidarHaran lusts after himself, lonely eh?
Your hormones begin to rage.
You have lust after ShaidarHaran.
Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...
hush
ShaidarHaran requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...
ShaidarHaran kindly requests that you please quiet down.
ShaidarHaran covers his mouth in an attempt to silence himself.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You nicely ask ShaidarHaran to be more quiet.
You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.
serenade
ShaidarHaran raises his voice to serenade the world.
ShaidarHaran serenades you, you are swept away by his voice.
ShaidarHaran serenades himself. What an ego!
You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.
You raise your voice in a loving serenade to ShaidarHaran.
You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!
drool
ShaidarHaran drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
ShaidarHaran looks at you lustily and drools.
ShaidarHaran drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
You drool down the front of your shirt.
You drool messily on ShaidarHaran.
You drool down the front of your shirt.
highfive
ShaidarHaran wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.
ShaidarHaran gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!
ShaidarHaran tries to high five himself, but ends up looking foolish instead.
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to ShaidarHaran!
You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?
collapse
ShaidarHaran dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
Suddenly, ShaidarHaran collapses into your arms from exhaustion.
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You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.
You collapse right into ShaidarHaran's arms.
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moon
ShaidarHaran drops his pants and gives you the vertical smile!
ShaidarHaran bends over and gives you the vertical smile!
ShaidarHaran nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon himself.
You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!
You bend over and moon ShaidarHaran.
You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.
rofl
ShaidarHaran falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
ShaidarHaran rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
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You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
You fall to the floor laughing at ShaidarHaran's remark.
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duck
ShaidarHaran ducks defensively.
ShaidarHaran ducks, please oh please don't hit him!
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DUCK!!!!
You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from ShaidarHaran.
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flinch
ShaidarHaran flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what he did THIS time.
ShaidarHaran flinches in response to your cold rebuke.
ShaidarHaran twitches violently, shocked at his own behavior.
EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.
Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?
You can't belive what you've done...
strip
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plead
ShaidarHaran pleads his case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for his.
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You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.
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cover
ShaidarHaran covers his ears to protect them from all the noise.
ShaidarHaran covers his ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!
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You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.
You glare at ShaidarHaran and cover your ears.
No... I don't think so.
yeehaw
ShaidarHaran bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*
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You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!
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bkiss
ShaidarHaran blows kisses at no one in particular.
ShaidarHaran blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at him.
ShaidarHaran blows a kiss to himself, obviously very in love.
You blow kisses to the air.
You blow a kiss at ShaidarHaran and wonder if he will catch it.
You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?
tag
ShaidarHaran casts about for someone to tag.
ShaidarHaran pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!
Unable to catch anyone else, ShaidarHaran tags himself. Are you impressed?
Tag whom?
>From nowhere, you pounce on ShaidarHaran and TAG him remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!
Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!
differ
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ShaidarHaran glares at you, obviously disagreeing.
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You glare at ShaidarHaran and disagree.
You seethe with inner conflict, disagreeing with yourself.
pace
ShaidarHaran paces up and down irritably.
You suddenly feel as though you are a horse with ShaidarHaran riding you!
ShaidarHaran tries to train himself. Isn't it pathetic?
You pace up and down irritably.
You put ShaidarHaran through his paces. Great canter!
You put yourself through your paces.
clasp
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ShaidarHaran reaches out and clasps your hand.
ShaidarHaran starts clasping his hands together nervously.
Whose hand do you want to clasp?
You reach over and clasp his hand.
You clasp your hands together nervously.
shame
ShaidarHaran hangs his head in shame.
ShaidarHaran is ashamed even to know you.
ShaidarHaran looks very ashamed of himself.
You hang your head in shame.
You are ashamed to even know ShaidarHaran.
You're so ashamed of yourself.
reassure
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ShaidarHaran gives you a reassruing clasp on the shoulder.
ShaidarHaran is trying to raise his own confidence, you wonder if he is succeeding.
Whom do you wish to reassure?
You give ShaidarHaran a reassuring clasp on the shoulder.
You give yourself a pep talk.
taunt
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ShaidarHaran taunts you remorselessly.
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Taunt whom?
You taunt ShaidarHaran remorselessly.
You taunt yourself ... who are you trying to pick a fight with anyway?
tap
ShaidarHaran taps his foot impatiently.
ShaidarHaran sneaks up behind you and taps you on the shoulder.
ShaidarHaran taps his cheek, obviously deep in thought.
You tap your foot impatiently.
You sneak up behind ShaidarHaran and tap him on the shoulder.
You tap your cheek, lost in thought.
smile
ShaidarHaran smiles happily.
ShaidarHaran smiles at you.
ShaidarHaran smiles at himself.
You smile happily.
You smile at him.
You smile at yourself.
puke
ShaidarHaran pukes.
ShaidarHaran spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
ShaidarHaran pukes on his clothes.
You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!
You puke on him.
You puke on yourself.
pup
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hug
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ShaidarHaran hugs you.
ShaidarHaran hugs himself in a vain attempt to get friendship.
Hug who?
You hug him.
You hug yourself.
accuse
ShaidarHaran is in an accusing mood.
ShaidarHaran looks accusingly at you.
ShaidarHaran seems to have a bad conscience.
Accuse who??
You look accusingly at him.
You accuse yourself.
chuckle
ShaidarHaran chuckles politely.
ShaidarHaran chuckles at your joke.
ShaidarHaran chuckles at his own joke, since none of you would.
You chuckle politely.
You chuckle at his joke.
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
frown
ShaidarHaran frowns.
ShaidarHaran frowns at what you did.
ShaidarHaran frowns at himself. What a sad puppy....
What's bothering you?
You frown at what he did.
You frown at yourself. Poor baby.
lick
ShaidarHaran licks his mouth and smiles.
ShaidarHaran licks you.
ShaidarHaran licks himself - YUCK.
You lick your mouth and smile.
You lick him.
You lick yourself.
shiver
ShaidarHaran shivers uncomfortably.
ShaidarHaran shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.
ShaidarHaran scares himself to shivers.
Brrrrrrrrr.
You shiver at the thought of fighting him.
You shiver to yourself?
sneeze
ShaidarHaran sneezes.
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strut
ShaidarHaran struts proudly.
ShaidarHaran struts, hoping to get your attention.
ShaidarHaran struts to himself, lost in his own world.
Strut your stuff.
You strut to get his attention.
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.
wink
ShaidarHaran winks suggestively.
ShaidarHaran winks suggestively at you.
ShaidarHaran winks at himself - something strange is going on...
Have you got something in your eye?
You wink suggestively at ShaidarHaran.
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?
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ShaidarHaran pats you on your head.
ShaidarHaran pats himself on the head.
Pat who?
You pat ShaidarHaran on his head.
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
grovel
ShaidarHaran grovels in the dirt.
ShaidarHaran grovels in the dirt before you.
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You grovel in the dirt.
You grovel before him
That seems a little silly to me.
spank
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ShaidarHaran playfully spanks you. OUCH!
ShaidarHaran spanks himself....HMMMMMMM...
Spank whom?
You playfully spank him.
You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...
apologize
ShaidarHaran apologizes profusely.
ShaidarHaran apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.
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You apologize until you are blue in the face.
You might as well apologize because he sure as hell won't.
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tease
ShaidarHaran looks around for someone to tease.
ShaidarHaran sticks his tongue out at you, what a DORK!!
ShaidarHaran teases himself.
What a tease. SHEESH.
You tease ShaidarHaran in a playful way.
You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.
flutter
ShaidarHaran flutters his eyelashes seductively.
ShaidarHaran flutters his eyelashes at you coyly.
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You flutter your eyelashes seductively.
You flutter your eyelashes at ShaidarHaran, trying to be seductive.
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threaten
You feel threatened in the presence of the great ShaidarHaran.
ShaidarHaran threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*
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You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.
You stand tall as you threaten ShaidarHaran.
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grimace
ShaidarHaran grimaces painfully at the thought.
ShaidarHaran grimaces at you. What could be wrong?
ShaidarHaran grimaces painfully to himself.
You grimace painfully at the thought.
You grimace at ShaidarHaran.
You grimace painfully at your thoughts.
nod
ShaidarHaran nods.
ShaidarHaran nods at you in agreement.
ShaidarHaran nods quietly to himself. What a wacko.
You nod.
You nod at ShaidarHaran.
You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.
propose
ShaidarHaran proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.
ShaidarHaran gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.
ShaidarHaran proposes to himself -- how narcissistic!
You propose to everyone in the room.
You kneel and romantically propose to ShaidarHaran.
You are SO full of yourself!
stretch
ShaidarHaran stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?
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You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.
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goose
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ShaidarHaran gooses you tenderly!
ShaidarHaran pinches himself on the rear.
Who would you like to goose?
You tenderly goose ShaidarHaran on the tush.
You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.
sob
ShaidarHaran sobs in misery.
You feel like a cad because you've made ShaidarHaran sob.
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You sob quietly to yourself.
You sob quietly to yourself because ShaidarHaran has hurt your feelings so badly.
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bonk
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ShaidarHaran bonks you on the head for being so foolish.
ShaidarHaran bonks himself and grimaces in pain.
***BONK!!!***
You bonk ShaidarHaran on the head for being such a moron.
You bonk yourself, fool that you are.
tweak
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ShaidarHaran lovingly tweaks your cheek. How cute :)
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Tweak who?
You gently tweak his cheek. Isn't he so CUTE?
You can't DO that.
undress
ShaidarHaran begins to undress... he is VERY sexy... *Pant*
Feeling exposed, you sense ShaidarHaran undressing you with his eyes...
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You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.
You undress him with your eyes... Kinky.
A mirror would work better...
charge
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flare
ShaidarHaran flares his nostrils disdainfully.
ShaidarHaran flares his nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???
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You flare your nostrils disdainfully.
You flare your nostrils disdainfully at ShaidarHaran... HOW RUDE!
*Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!
pissed
ShaidarHaran is PISSED so watch out!
ShaidarHaran is pissed at you now... What do you think he'll DO?
ShaidarHaran is so pissed at himself. How could he be so stupid???
You are PISSED!
You turn a stoney gaze toward ShaidarHaran... you are SOOO pissed at ShaidarHaran!
You are PISSED at yourself!
beer
ShaidarHaran starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.
ShaidarHaran tossed you a bottle of beer... I think he wants something...
ShaidarHaran pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.
You pull out a six-pack.
You toss a bottle of beer at ShaidarHaran.
You pop off the top and down a beer.
tank
ShaidarHaran offers to lead the charge into battle!
ShaidarHaran offers to lead the charge into battle for you!
In dazzling chivalry, ShaidarHaran offers to lead the charge into battle-- for himself!
You boldly offer to lead the charge into battle. Are you sure you know what you're getting
into?
You offer to lead the charge into battle for ShaidarHaran.
yae
ShaidarHaran sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
ShaidarHaran glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.
ShaidarHaran bonks himself, HARD, and curses himself for the Eeediot he is!
You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at him.
You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!
compliment
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ShaidarHaran compliments you profusely, obviously impressed.
ShaidarHaran pulls out a mirror and compliments himself since no one else seems to care.
Whom do you want to compliment?
You compliment ShaidarHaran on his good job.
You compliment yourself since no one else cares.
wry
A wry little smile crosses ShaidarHaran's face.
ShaidarHaran gives you a crooked smile.
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You flash everyone a wry little smile.
You give ShaidarHaran a crooked smile.
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smack
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ShaidarHaran smacks you for being such a moron.
ShaidarHaran smacks himself for some unknown reason.
Smack whom?
You smack ShaidarHaran for being such a moron.
You smack yourself ... feel better now?
yelp
ShaidarHaran yelps in pain.
ShaidarHaran yelps in pain in response to your actions.
ShaidarHaran yelps in pain as he hurt himself.
You yelp in pain.
You yelp in pain as ShaidarHaran tortures you.
You yelp as you hurt yourself.
sheepish
ShaidarHaran lowers his gaze in shame, looking rather sheepish.
ShaidarHaran gives you a rather sheepish smile.
ShaidarHaran seems embarassed by his actions.
You lower your head, looking rather sheepish.
You give ShaidarHaran a rather sheepish smile.
You feel rather sheepish because of your actions.
addict
ShaidarHaran stands up and says, "I'm ShaidarHaran, and I'm a blood addict."
ShaidarHaran stands up and tells you, "I'm ShaidarHaran, and I'm a blood addict."
ShaidarHaran gets out a mirror and says to it, "I'm ShaidarHaran, and I'm a blood addict."
You stand up and say, "I'm Cador, and I'm a blood addict."
You stand up and tell ShaidarHaran, "I'm Cador, and I'm a blood addict."
You get out your mirror and say to it, "I'm Cador, and I'm a blood addict."
dance
ShaidarHaran dances wildly before you!
ShaidarHaran sends you across the dancefloor.
ShaidarHaran skips a light Fandango.
Feels silly, doesn't it?
You lead him to the dancefloor.
You skip and dance around by yourself.
growl
ShaidarHaran growls.
ShaidarHaran growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!
ShaidarHaran growls at himself. This could get interesting...
Grrrrrrrrrr...
Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, ShaidarHaran!!!
You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!
pdown
ShaidarHaran points straight down.
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You point straight down.
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snuggle
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ShaidarHaran snuggles up to you.
ShaidarHaran snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.
Who?
You snuggle him.
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.
grin
ShaidarHaran grins evilly.
ShaidarHaran grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.
ShaidarHaran grins at himself. You must wonder what's in his mind.
You grin evilly.
You grin evilly at him.
You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.
clap
ShaidarHaran shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
ShaidarHaran claps at your performance.
ShaidarHaran claps at his own performance.
You clap your hands together.
You clap at his performance.
You clap at your own performance.
gasp
ShaidarHaran gasps in astonishment.
ShaidarHaran gasps as he realizes what you did.
ShaidarHaran takes one look at himself and gasps in astonisment!
You gasp in astonishment.
You gasp as you realize what he did.
You look at yourself and gasp!
love
ShaidarHaran loves everybody in the world.
ShaidarHaran whispers to you sweet words of love.
ShaidarHaran loves himself, can you believe it ?
You love the whole world.
You tell your true feelings to ShaidarHaran.
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)
shrug
ShaidarHaran shrugs helplessly.
ShaidarHaran shrugs in response to your question.
ShaidarHaran shrugs to himself. What a strange person.
You shrug.
You shrug in response to his question.
You shrug to yourself.
snicker
ShaidarHaran snickers softly.
ShaidarHaran snickers with you about your shared secret.
ShaidarHaran snickers at his own evil thoughts.
You snicker softly.
You snicker with him about your shared secret.
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.
thank
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ShaidarHaran thanks you heartily.
ShaidarHaran thanks himself since you won't.
Thank you too.
You thank ShaidarHaran heartily.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
yawn
ShaidarHaran yawns.
ShaidarHaran yawns right in your face. How rude!
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You must be tired.
You yawn right in ShaidarHaran's face. How rude!
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swear
ShaidarHaran swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!
ShaidarHaran swears at you! Where are his manners?
ShaidarHaran starts swearing at himself. Why don't you help?
You swear loudly for a long time.
You swear at him.
You swear at your own mistakes.
hop
ShaidarHaran hops around like a little kid.
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You hop around like a little kid.
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hand
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ShaidarHaran kisses your hand. How continental!
ShaidarHaran kisses his own hand.
Kiss whose hand?
You kiss his hand.
You kiss your own hand.
caress
ShaidarHaran looks for someone to caress.
ShaidarHaran tenderly caresses your body.
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Whom do you wish to caress?
You tenderly caress him.
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knee
ShaidarHaran raises his knee up. UH OH!
ShaidarHaran places his knee in your groin - you fall to your knees in agony.
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Be careful, you could hurt someone!!
You place your knee in his groin, you'd better get away QUICK!
What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!
bark
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roll
ShaidarHaran rolls his eyes, disgusted.
ShaidarHaran rolls his eyes at you.
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You roll your eyes in disgust.
You look at ShaidarHaran and roll your eyes in disgust.
At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?
boggle
ShaidarHaran boggles at the concept.
ShaidarHaran boggles at you.
ShaidarHaran boggles quietly to himself.
You boggle at the concept.
You boggle at ShaidarHaran.
You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.
purr
ShaidarHaran purrs contentedly.
ShaidarHaran rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.
ShaidarHaran purrs contentedly to himself.
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
You rub up against ShaidarHaran and purr contentedly.
You purr quietly to yourself.
peer
ShaidarHaran peers around himself intently.
ShaidarHaran peers at you intently.
ShaidarHaran peers at himself, crossing his eyes in the process.
You peer around yourself intently.
You peer intently at ShaidarHaran.
You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.
spa
ShaidarHaran rests in a corner, covers his ears, and mutters quietly to himself.
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You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.
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wince
ShaidarHaran winces in agony.
ShaidarHaran winces at your remark.
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You wince in agony.
You look at ShaidarHaran and wince at his remark.
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pant
ShaidarHaran pants lustily.
ShaidarHaran looks at you and pants lustily...
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You pant lustily.
You pant lustily at him.
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squeal
ShaidarHaran lets out a sudden squeal of delight!
ShaidarHaran looks at you and squeals with delight!
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You squeal with delight!
You look at ShaidarHaran and squeal with delight!
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peck
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ShaidarHaran pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!
ShaidarHaran tries in vain to wrap his lips around his cheeks.
Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?
Risking a slap to the face, you give ShaidarHaran a peck on the cheek.
You must REALLY like yourself.
tongue
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ShaidarHaran wraps his tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...
ShaidarHaran slowly tongues himself... ICK.
You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.
Mmmm... you give ShaidarHaran a good working over with your tongue...
You slowly tongue yourself.
criticize
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ShaidarHaran informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.
ShaidarHaran tears himself apart, cursing his own stupidity.
Yes, but who?
You criticize him with all the warmth of a snake.
You criticize yourself profusely.
head
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passout
ShaidarHaran is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... he burps loudly and passes out!
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You belch and pass out.
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bcatch
ShaidarHaran reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to him.
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You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.
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starve
ShaidarHaran is withering before your eyes! Starvation!
ShaidarHaran is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?
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You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.
You throw yourself upon his mercy, begging for food.
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lightbulb
A look of ecstatic enlightenment suddenly crosses ShaidarHaran's face!
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*Ding!* Inspiration!
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congrats
ShaidarHaran looks around for someone to congratulate.
ShaidarHaran heartily slaps you on the back to congratulate you for your fine showing.
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Who needs the congratulations?
You congratulate ShaidarHaran for a great showing.
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teeter
ShaidarHaran begins to teeter on the verge of collapse.
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You teeter on the verge of unconsciousness.
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hum
ShaidarHaran hums a little tune.
ShaidarHaran hums a little tune for you.
ShaidarHaran begins to hum a little tune to himself.
You hum a little tune.
You hum a little tune for ShaidarHaran.
You hum a little tune to yourself.
waddle
ShaidarHaran slowly waddles around, going nowhere in particular.
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You waddle along happily, not going anywhere in particular.
You try to make ShaidarHaran waddle, but they just don't have the right shape.
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thumb
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ShaidarHaran thumbs his nose at you!
ShaidarHaran puts his thumb up his nose.
Thumb your nose at whom?
You thumb your nose at ShaidarHaran.
You put your thumb up your nose.
gack
ShaidarHaran gacks with dismay!
ShaidarHaran gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.
Appalled, ShaidarHaran gacks at himself!
Gaaack!
Appalled, you gack at ShaidarHaran.
*GACK!*
cackle
ShaidarHaran throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
ShaidarHaran cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from him.
ShaidarHaran is really crazy now! he cackles at himself.
You cackle gleefully.
You cackle gleefully at ShaidarHaran.
You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!
pnorth
ShaidarHaran points northward.
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You point in a northerly direction.
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scream
ShaidarHaran screams loudly!
ShaidarHaran screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*
ShaidarHaran screams loudly at himself! Is there a full moon up?
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been his fault!!!
You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!
cuddle
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ShaidarHaran cuddles you.
ShaidarHaran cuddles up to his shadow. What a sorry sight.
Whom do you feel like cuddling today?
You cuddle him.
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
bow
ShaidarHaran bows deeply.
ShaidarHaran bows before you.
ShaidarHaran folds up like a jacknife and kisses his own toes.
You bow deeply.
You bow before him.
You kiss your toes.
cough
ShaidarHaran coughs loudly.
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Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
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glare
ShaidarHaran glares around him.
ShaidarHaran glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
ShaidarHaran glares at his feet, what is bothering him?
You glare at nothing in particular.
You glare icily at him.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
moan
ShaidarHaran starts moaning.
ShaidarHaran moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.
ShaidarHaran makes himself moan.
You start to moan.
You moan for the loss of him.
You moan at yourself.
sing
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sniff
ShaidarHaran sniffs sadly.
ShaidarHaran sniffs sadly at the way you are treating him.
ShaidarHaran sniffs sadly at himself. Something MUST be bothering him.
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
You sniff sadly at the way he is treating you.
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.
twiddle
ShaidarHaran patiently twiddles his thumbs.
ShaidarHaran twiddles your ears.
ShaidarHaran twiddles his own ears like Dumbo.
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
You twiddle his ears.
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.
snowball
ShaidarHaran starts gathering snow for a snowball.
ShaidarHaran conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.
ShaidarHaran conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at himself.
You start gathering up snow for a snowball.
You throw a snowball in ShaidarHaran's face.
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.
beg
The gods fall down laughing at ShaidarHaran's request for mercy.
ShaidarHaran begs Cador for a dime or two - or twenty !
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You beg the gods for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from him.
Begging yourself for money doesn't help.
nudge
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ShaidarHaran nudges you.
ShaidarHaran nudges himself, to keep himself awake.
Nudge whom?
You nudge him.
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.
yodel
ShaidarHaran begins to yodel: HEY!! BUDDIES!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!
ShaidarHaran yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.
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ShaidarHaran yodels to himself. What a sado-masochist.
You start to yodel.
ShaidarHaran covers his ears as you begin to yodel.
stagger
ShaidarHaran staggers blindly around the room.
ShaidarHaran staggers blindly into you.
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You stagger blindly around the room.
You stagger toward ShaidarHaran as the room begins to spin.
kneel
ShaidarHaran humbly kneels.
ShaidarHaran respectfully kneels before you.
ShaidarHaran falls on his face while attempting to kneel before himself.
You humbly kneel down.
You respectfully kneel before ShaidarHaran.
You try to kneel before yourself and fall over on your face.
howl
ShaidarHaran howls at the moon.
ShaidarHaran howls soulfully at you.
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You howl at the moon.
You howl soulfully at ShaidarHaran.
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swoon
ShaidarHaran swoons in absolute ecstasy.
ShaidarHaran looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.
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You swoon.
You look at ShaidarHaran and swoon in ecstasy.
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beckon
ShaidarHaran beckons for everyone to follow.
ShaidarHaran beckons for you to follow.
ShaidarHaran beckons to his shadow to follow.
You beckon for everyone to follow.
You beckon for ShaidarHaran to follow -- sure hope they do!
You beckon to your shadow to follow.
point
ShaidarHaran points excitedly!
ShaidarHaran points at you. How rude!
ShaidarHaran points at himself, obviously very confused.
You point in every direction.
You point at ShaidarHaran.
You point at yourself, obviously very confused.
worship
ShaidarHaran prostrates himself and worships the gods!
ShaidarHaran falls to the ground and worships you.
ShaidarHaran worships himself.
You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!
You fall on your knees and worship ShaidarHaran.
You worship yourself.
boast
ShaidarHaran boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.
Once again, ShaidarHaran boasts to you, what a bloated ego!
ShaidarHaran boasts to himself -- what an ego!
You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.
You boast to ShaidarHaran of all your great deeds.
You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.
type
ShaidarHaran throws his hands up in disgust at his lousy typing skills!
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You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!
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whine
ShaidarHaran whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.
ShaidarHaran whines pathetically to you. What a loser!
ShaidarHaran whines to himself. At least he isn't bitching to YOU.
You whine to anyone who will listen to you.
You whine to him, hoping desperately that at least he will give a damn.
You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.
tackle
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ShaidarHaran brings you down in a playful tackle!
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You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!
You playfully tackle ShaidarHaran.
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explode
ShaidarHaran turns a deep red, fighting to contain his temper...
ShaidarHaran is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!
ShaidarHaran implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where he once stood.
You feel the blood boiling in your veins!
You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...
Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.
view
ShaidarHaran kicks back and enjoys the view.
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You sit back and watch the world go by.
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run
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pie
ShaidarHaran picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.
ShaidarHaran tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!
ShaidarHaran buries his face in the pie, licking the pan clean.
You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.
You toss a pie at ShaidarHaran and hit him right in the FACE!
You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)
adjust
ShaidarHaran looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" himself...
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You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."
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claw
ShaidarHaran tightens his hands into a fist, digging his nails into his palm.
ShaidarHaran buries his nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!
ShaidarHaran rips himself to shreds with his fingernails!
You tighten your hands into a fist.
You claw his eyes out... GROSS!
You claw yourself to shreds!
aargh
ShaidarHaran throws back his head and howls in profound frustration!
ShaidarHaran grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!
ShaidarHaran screams in frustration at his own stupidity!
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
You scream your frustration and grab for his throat with both hands!
You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!
voodoo
ShaidarHaran looks hostile for a moment.
Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!
ShaidarHaran jabs a pin into his own voodoo doll, and almost collapses!
Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.
You stare daggers at ShaidarHaran, jabbing pins into his effigy.
You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!
dagger
ShaidarHaran produces a dagger from up his sleeve and begins sharpening it slowly.
ShaidarHaran glares at you, you can almost feel the daggers going through your heart.
ShaidarHaran pulls out his dagger and kneels, in preparation for hari kari.
You pull out your dagger and start sharpening it.
You stare daggers at ShaidarHaran.
You pull out your dagger in preparation for hari kari.
chirp
ShaidarHaran chirps a little tune.
ShaidarHaran chirps a pleasant little tune for you.
ShaidarHaran seems to be chirping to himself ... wonder what that could mean?
You chirp a little tune.
You chirp pleasantly toward ShaidarHaran.
You chirp to yourself.
humor
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With great restraint, ShaidarHaran listens to you ramble.
ShaidarHaran entertains his own ideas since no one else wanted to.
Whose ideas do you want to humor?
You humor ShaidarHaran's silly ideas.
You humor yourself since no one else would pay the least attention to you.
shuffle
ShaidarHaran shuffles his feet along the ground.
ShaidarHaran just tried to shuffle you like a deck of cards!
ShaidarHaran tries to shuffle out of this situation, but you catch him in the act.
You shuffle your feet along the ground.
You try and shuffle ShaidarHaran like a stack of cards, but they're not thin enough.
You try to shuffle out of this situation unnoticed.
insist
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ShaidarHaran insists you see things his way.
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Insist what to whom?
You insist that ShaidarHaran see it your way.
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kiss
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ShaidarHaran kisses you.
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Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
You kiss him.
All the lonely people :(
laugh
ShaidarHaran falls down laughing.
ShaidarHaran laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.
ShaidarHaran laughs at himself. Let's all join in!!!
You fall down laughing.
You laugh at ShaidarHaran mercilessly.
You laugh at yourself. I would, too.
peast
ShaidarHaran points eastward.
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You point in an easterly direction.
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comfort
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ShaidarHaran comforts you.
ShaidarHaran has no one to comfort him but himself
Do you feel uncomfortable?
You comfort him.
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
nuzzle
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ShaidarHaran softly nuzzles your neck.
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Nuzzle who??
You nuzzle his neck softly.
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
applaud
ShaidarHaran gives a round of applause.
ShaidarHaran gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!
ShaidarHaran applauds at himself. Boy, are we conceited!
Clap, clap, clap.
You clap at ShaidarHaran's actions.
You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!
curtsey
ShaidarHaran curtseys gracefully.
ShaidarHaran curtseys gracefully for you.
ShaidarHaran curtseys to himself, since no one is paying attention to him.
You curtsey to your audience.
You curtsey to him.
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
groan
ShaidarHaran groans loudly.
ShaidarHaran groans at the sight of you.
ShaidarHaran groans as he realizes what he has done.
You groan loudly.
You groan at the sight of him.
You groan as you realize what you have done.
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ShaidarHaran nibbles on your ear.
ShaidarHaran nibbles on his OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).
Nibble on who ?
You nibble on ShaidarHaran's ear.
You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????
slap
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You are slapped by ShaidarHaran.
ShaidarHaran slaps himself, really strange ...
What is the sound of one hand slapping?
You slap ShaidarHaran.
You slap yourself, silly you.
snore
ShaidarHaran snores loudly.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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wave
ShaidarHaran waves happily.
ShaidarHaran waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
ShaidarHaran waves goodbye to himself.
You wave.
You wave goodbye to ShaidarHaran.
Are you going on adventures as well??
french
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ShaidarHaran gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
ShaidarHaran makes an attempt at kissing himself.
Kiss whom?
You give ShaidarHaran a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
cringe
ShaidarHaran cringes in terror!
ShaidarHaran cringes away from you.
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You cringe in terror.
You cringe away from him.
I beg your pardon?
ponder
ShaidarHaran sits down and thinks deeply.
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You ponder the question.
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faint
ShaidarHaran faints.
ShaidarHaran just fainted into YOUR arms.
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You faint.
You faint into his arms.
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snort
ShaidarHaran snorts.
ShaidarHaran snorts at you.
ShaidarHaran snorts at his own stupidity.
You snort.
You snort derisively at ShaidarHaran.
You snort at your own stupidity.
flirt
ShaidarHaran is an outrageous flirt.
ShaidarHaran flirts with you.
ShaidarHaran flirts with himself, wonder what he is trying to accomplish?
You flirt outrageously.
You flirt with ShaidarHaran trying to get his attention.
You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?
babble
ShaidarHaran babbles endlessly, won't he EVER shut up?
ShaidarHaran babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping he will shut up soon.
ShaidarHaran babbles quietly to himself.
You babble endlessly.
You babble to ShaidarHaran for hours on end.
You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!
bird
ShaidarHaran flicks a bird at no one in particular.
ShaidarHaran gives you the bird...What an ass!
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You flick a bird...How obscene!
You shoot a bird at ShaidarHaran.
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wonder
ShaidarHaran gets a blank stare on his face. What could he be wondering about?
ShaidarHaran looks at you quizzically.
A blank stare crosses ShaidarHaran's face. What could he be wondering about?
You wonder about how things could have been.
You look at ShaidarHaran and wonder what will happen.
You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.
rub
ShaidarHaran rubs his hands together in greedy anticipation.
ShaidarHaran gives you a rubdown, running his hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...
ShaidarHaran rubs himself...what a creep!
You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.
You give ShaidarHaran a nice, long, kinky rubdown.
You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.
bearing
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squirm
ShaidarHaran squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.
ShaidarHaran looks at you and squirms with delight.
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You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.
You look at ShaidarHaran and squirm with delight.
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brb
ShaidarHaran will be right back!
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Hope to see you soon!
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flex
ShaidarHaran flexes his muscles...what a stud!?!
ShaidarHaran flexes his muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.
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You flex your muscles proudly!
You show off to ShaidarHaran, flexing your muscles proudly.
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spit
ShaidarHaran spits in utter disgust!
ShaidarHaran spits on you -- how gross!
ShaidarHaran spits on himself...what a sicko!
You spit in utter disgust.
You spit on ShaidarHaran...you're gross!
You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?
raspberry
ShaidarHaran sticks his tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.
You are splattered with saliva as ShaidarHaran gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!
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You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.
You give ShaidarHaran the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.
You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.
grumble
ShaidarHaran grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong....
ShaidarHaran is grumbling at you... what'd you do?
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You grumble distractedly to yourself.
You grumble at ShaidarHaran, disgusted with their presence.
Why bother?
judge
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cower
ShaidarHaran cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.
You scared poor ShaidarHaran! Now his is cowering in a corner, afraid for his life.
ShaidarHaran cowers in the corner afraid of his own shadow
You cower in a corner.
You cower away from ShaidarHaran and his harsh words.
You are afraid of your own shadow!
scratch
ShaidarHaran reaches down and scratches himself... Now he looks VERY happy.
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You scratch yourself contentedly.
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rose
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ShaidarHaran hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@
ShaidarHaran gives himself a rose, dont you feel sorry for him?
Who would you like to give it to?
You give him a pretty rose.
You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...
homework
ShaidarHaran looks stricken and confused simultaneously.
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Homework? What's homework?
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dismay
ShaidarHaran shakes his head in dismay.
ShaidarHaran shakes his head in dismay at your actions.
ShaidarHaran shakes his head in dismay, obviously his therapy isn't working.
You shake your head in dismay.
You shake your head in dismay at ShaidarHaran's actions.
You shake your head in dismay, will you ever learn from therapy?
twist
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Whom do you want to twist?
You slowly twist ShaidarHaran's arm behind his back, causing him to scream in agony.
You contort your body into strange positions.
salute
ShaidarHaran comes to attention, stares in front of himself, and salutes.
ShaidarHaran comes to attention and gives you a crisp salute.
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You come to attention, eyes front, and salute!
Coming to attention, you snap off a crisp salute to ShaidarHaran.
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whimper
ShaidarHaran whimpers pitifully.
ShaidarHaran whipmers pathetically before you.
ShaidarHaran whimpers pathetically to himself.
You whimper pitifully.
You whimper like a little child in front of ShaidarHaran.
You whimper to yourself for some reason.
brainfart
ShaidarHaran gets a dumb, blank expression on his face like he's forgotten what to say.
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You've totally forgotten what you were going to say!
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gawk
ShaidarHaran gawks in amazement.
ShaidarHaran gawks open-mouthed at you.
Staring into space, ShaidarHaran gawks at himself.
You gawk in amazement.
You gawk in slack-jawed amazement at ShaidarHaran.
For some reason, you're gawking at your own self.
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