Posted by Snuffalufagus on September 01, 1999 at 07:12:30:

I think some of you *cough*tat*cough* should read up on this lesson incase you missed it.

Lesson #1:
Think out your post before you actually post it.

Lesson #2:
Ask your self the following question: "If I post this, will anyone really care in the slightest? And will it be constructive and helpful to atleast one person?"

Lesson #3:
Do NOT post flames over some little light hearted topic such as "Your Favourite Imm" just because someone has a different favourite Imm than you.

Lesson #4:
Do NOT flame someone because they they be makin wiff a few spelling/gumatickal errors. Infact, do not even bothering to correct them unless you KNOW there are people who are/will have a very hard time understanding what was said. eg do not write "Hey you under educatied horse fuck, it is spelt two, not too! Jeeze, some people make me sick"

Lesson #5:
Always remember to give prase to Snuffalufagus, and send a check or money order to...
Snuffalufagus Needs Your Praise
Sesamie Street, Ontario
PO BOX 90210

Lesson #6:
Try not to attack peoples characters. They might be an asshole in game, but that doesn't mean you should come here and start swearing and cursing at his/her player.

Lesson #7:
Do not post messages and threads such as this one.

Lesson #8:
There is no lesson #8.

Lesson #9:
There is no lesson #9 either, but I wanted 10 of them, so I have to do this. Actually wait, heres lesson #9: When giving lessons, do not say, "There is no lesson #___." because thats just gay.

Lesson #10:
This is an important one now, When reading logs, DO NOT say anything along the lines of: "Your cheap" or "Yeah, anyone can win with dirt, disarm and bash" or "You could have easily won if you would have done one thing but Iam not going to tell you because you're so stupid" UNLESS, they as for your oppinion on how they fought, could have fought better or they request you to make snyde(sp) remarks.

Well folks, there you have it, if you don't want to be percieved as the "Forum Asshole"
Follow the above steps and you should do fine.

-Snuff

(P.S. Hmm...sorry if I pissed anyone off with this post, and I hope it doesn't turn me into the forum asshole after I broke rule #7.)

Follow Ups:

• Lesson #11: Never group with Ryu or anyone who played this char! Ryu hater! 09:22:42 9/01/99 (0)
• Concerning lesson #4...its SPELLED two...not SPELT two ;) n/t not TAT 08:40:19 9/01/99 (3)
  • Rule #12: Don't be so USA-centric in your worldview Shane Travis 03:29:17 9/02/99 (1)
    • Thank you. Here in the Great White North, we use lots of the british ways of spelling. And we use centemeters as well. n/t Snuffalufagus 09:11:40 9/02/99 (0)
  • Hypocrate. (nt) Are Tat 08:57:58 9/01/99 (0)
• Tat pastes a giant bull's eye on his head... and lets flamers take aim. Tat 08:08:14 9/01/99 (0)
• hehehe.....gay (: Kingsley : ) 07:18:14 9/01/99 (0)

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