Kind of funny, but short.

Kind of funny, but short.:
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Posted by Baron on March 31, 2000 at 12:14:13:

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Klemdrek says 'give me the spear' <980hp 469m 582 mv> nod You nod. <980hp 469m 582 mv> Klemdrek growls. <980hp 469m 582 mv> emote drops a long titanium spear on the ground. Cithramir drops a long titanium spear on the ground. <980hp 469m 582 mv> e Klemdrek's kicked dirt misses you. You yell 'Die, Klemdrek! You dirty fool!' No way! You are still fighting! Klemdrek is in perfect health. <980hp 469m 582 mv> You step out of the shadows. You trample around loudly again. Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! You feel better! You parry Klemdrek's punch. You dodge Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek is in perfect health. <980hp 469m 582 mv> flee Alas, you cannot go that way. PANIC! You couldn't escape! Klemdrek is in perfect health. <980hp 469m 582 mv> kan You painfully hyperextend Klemdrek's shoulder! Your kansetsuwaza MANGLES Klemdrek! Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. You parry Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. You dodge Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek has some small but disgusting cuts. <980hp 469m 582 mv> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. Your claw MANGLES Klemdrek! You dodge Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds. <980hp 469m 582 mv> dirt Your shocking bite MASSACRES Klemdrek! Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. Your claw DISMEMBERS Klemdrek! Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. You parry Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds. Now this is funny..first the flag.. <980hp 469m 582 mv> Klemdrek is now WANTED!!! Klemdrek is blinded by the dirt in his eyes! Your kicked dirt grazes Klemdrek. Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds. <980hp 469m 582 mv> ow Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Klemdrek! You parry Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek is gushing blood. <980hp 469m 582 mv> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! You feel better! You dodge Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek's punch DISMEMBERS you! You dodge Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek is gushing blood. Second, now the Anathema..rofl.. <934hp 469m 582 mv> You begin preparing for a major technique. Klemdrek is now anathema to the Empire. Klemdrek is gushing blood. <934hp 469m 582 mv> Your shocking bite MASSACRES Klemdrek! Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! You feel better! You parry Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. You parry Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek is gushing blood. <960hp 469m 582 mv> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. Your shocking bite MASSACRES Klemdrek! A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! You feel better! You parry Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek's punch wounds you. You dodge Klemdrek's punch. You dodge Klemdrek's punch. Klemdrek is writhing in agony. <960hp 469m 582 mv> You see your chance and attack! You deftly sidestep Klemdrek's attack. Klemdrek's claw misses you. With Klemdrek's defenses open, you deliver a powerful uraken strike! Your uraken strike MUTILATES Klemdrek! Securing your grasp, you perform a yama arashi on Klemdrek. Your yama arashi *** DEMOLISHES *** Klemdrek! With Klemdrek momentarily stunned, you execute a shotei strike! Your shotei strike MUTILATES Klemdrek! Completing the owaza, you apply a ground control to Klemdrek. You painfully hyperextend Klemdrek's elbow! Your ground control DISMEMBERS Klemdrek! Klemdrek is DEAD!! Klemdrek's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.

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Heheheheh. Talk about a fight that went really really bad for one combatant. n/t Macheath 22:17:02 3/31/2000 (0)
Geeezz...took the immortals long enough to anathema him...he was by far the biggest idiot in current times...NT Someone 14:03:08 3/31/2000 (0)
not kinda extremely funny what a bummer N/T Ptone 12:41:27 3/31/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> Dioxide's Log Formatter > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > <table border=0 bgcolor=black> > <tr> > <td> > <tt><font color=white> > > <font color="blue">Klemdrek says '<u>give me the spear</u>'</font> > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> nod > <font color="pink">You nod.</font> > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> > Klemdrek growls. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> emote drops a long titanium spear on the ground. > Cithramir drops a long titanium spear on the ground. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> e > > <font color="pink">Klemdrek's kicked dirt <font color="red">misses</font> you.</font> > <font color="yellow"><b>You yell '<u>Die, Klemdrek! You dirty fool!</u>'</b></font> > No way! You are still fighting! > Klemdrek is in perfect health. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> > <font color="pink">You step out of the shadows.</font> > You trample around loudly again. > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! > <font color="pink">You feel better!</font> > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You dodge Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek is in perfect health. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> flee > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <font color="yellow"><b>PANIC! You couldn't escape!</b></font> > Klemdrek is in perfect health. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> kan > <font color="pink">You painfully hyperextend Klemdrek's shoulder!</font> > <b>Your kansetsuwaza <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Klemdrek!</b> > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You dodge Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > <b>Your claw <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Klemdrek!</b> > You dodge Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> dirt > > <b>Your shocking bite <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Klemdrek!</b> > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > <b>Your claw <font color="red">DISMEMBERS</font> Klemdrek!</b> > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds. > > Now this is funny..first the flag.. > > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> > Klemdrek is now WANTED!!! > Klemdrek is blinded by the dirt in his eyes! > <b>Your kicked dirt <font color="red">grazes</font> Klemdrek.</b> > Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> ow > > <b>Your shocking bite <font color="red">DISMEMBERS</font> Klemdrek!</b> > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek is gushing blood. > > <980hp 469m 582 mv> > > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > Klemdrek parries your shocking bite. > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! > <font color="pink">You feel better!</font> > You dodge Klemdrek's punch. > <font color="pink">Klemdrek's punch <font color="red">DISMEMBERS</font> you!</font> > You dodge Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek is gushing blood. > > Second, now the Anathema..rofl.. > > > <934hp 469m 582 mv> You begin preparing for a major technique. > Klemdrek is now anathema to the Empire. > Klemdrek is gushing blood. > > <934hp 469m 582 mv> > <b>Your shocking bite <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Klemdrek!</b> > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! > <font color="pink">You feel better!</font> > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek is gushing blood. > > <960hp 469m 582 mv> > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite. > <b>Your shocking bite <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Klemdrek!</b> > A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands! > <font color="pink">You feel better!</font> > You parry Klemdrek's punch. > <font color="pink">Klemdrek's punch <font color="red">wounds</font> you.</font> > You dodge Klemdrek's punch. > You dodge Klemdrek's punch. > Klemdrek is writhing in agony. > > <960hp 469m 582 mv> > <font color="pink">You see your chance and attack!</font> > You deftly sidestep Klemdrek's attack. > <font color="pink">Klemdrek's claw <font color="red">misses</font> you.</font> > With Klemdrek's defenses open, you deliver a powerful uraken strike! > <b>Your uraken strike <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> Klemdrek!</b> > Securing your grasp, you perform a yama arashi on Klemdrek. > <b>Your yama arashi <font color="red">* DEMOLISHES *</font> Klemdrek!</b> > With Klemdrek momentarily stunned, you execute a shotei strike! > <b>Your shotei strike <font color="red">MUTILATES</font> Klemdrek!</b> > Completing the owaza, you apply a ground control to Klemdrek. > <font color="pink">You painfully hyperextend Klemdrek's elbow!</font> > <b>Your ground control <font color="red">DISMEMBERS</font> Klemdrek!</b> > <font color="yellow"><b>Klemdrek is DEAD!!</b></font> > Klemdrek's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you. > </font></tt> > </td></tr></table> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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