Posted by Macheath on March 31, 2000 at 22:17:02:
In Reply to: Kind of funny, but short. posted by Baron on March 31, 2000 at 12:14:13:
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> Klemdrek says 'give me the spear'
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> <980hp 469m 582 mv> nod
> You nod.
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> <980hp 469m 582 mv>
> Klemdrek growls.
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> <980hp 469m 582 mv> emote drops a long titanium spear on the ground.
> Cithramir drops a long titanium spear on the ground.
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> Klemdrek's kicked dirt misses you.
> You yell 'Die, Klemdrek! You dirty fool!'
> No way! You are still fighting!
> Klemdrek is in perfect health.
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> You step out of the shadows.
> You trample around loudly again.
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands!
> You feel better!
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You dodge Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek is in perfect health.
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> <980hp 469m 582 mv> flee
> Alas, you cannot go that way.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> Klemdrek is in perfect health.
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> <980hp 469m 582 mv> kan
> You painfully hyperextend Klemdrek's shoulder!
> Your kansetsuwaza MANGLES Klemdrek!
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You dodge Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek has some small but disgusting cuts.
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> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> Your claw MANGLES Klemdrek!
> You dodge Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <980hp 469m 582 mv> dirt
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> Your shocking bite MASSACRES Klemdrek!
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> Your claw DISMEMBERS Klemdrek!
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> Now this is funny..first the flag..
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> Klemdrek is now WANTED!!!
> Klemdrek is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
> Your kicked dirt grazes Klemdrek.
> Klemdrek is covered with bleeding wounds.
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> <980hp 469m 582 mv> ow
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> Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Klemdrek!
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek is gushing blood.
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> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek parries your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands!
> You feel better!
> You dodge Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek's punch DISMEMBERS you!
> You dodge Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek is gushing blood.
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> Second, now the Anathema..rofl..
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> <934hp 469m 582 mv> You begin preparing for a major technique.
> Klemdrek is now anathema to the Empire.
> Klemdrek is gushing blood.
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> <934hp 469m 582 mv>
> Your shocking bite MASSACRES Klemdrek!
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands!
> You feel better!
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek is gushing blood.
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> <960hp 469m 582 mv>
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Klemdrek dodges your shocking bite.
> Your shocking bite MASSACRES Klemdrek!
> A long titanium spear grows warm in your hands!
> You feel better!
> You parry Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek's punch wounds you.
> You dodge Klemdrek's punch.
> You dodge Klemdrek's punch.
> Klemdrek is writhing in agony.
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> You see your chance and attack!
> You deftly sidestep Klemdrek's attack.
> Klemdrek's claw misses you.
> With Klemdrek's defenses open, you deliver a powerful uraken strike!
> Your uraken strike MUTILATES Klemdrek!
> Securing your grasp, you perform a yama arashi on Klemdrek.
> Your yama arashi *** DEMOLISHES *** Klemdrek!
> With Klemdrek momentarily stunned, you execute a shotei strike!
> Your shotei strike MUTILATES Klemdrek!
> Completing the owaza, you apply a ground control to Klemdrek.
> You painfully hyperextend Klemdrek's elbow!
> Your ground control DISMEMBERS Klemdrek!
> Klemdrek is DEAD!!
> Klemdrek's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.
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