Posted by grallon on June 7, 2000 at 13:47:54:
In Reply to: Hahah - I love this logs.(N/T) posted by Søren on June 7, 2000 at 13:37:04:
> > <981hp 1343m 741mv> read forum
> >
> > <981hp 1343m 741mv> You see nothing new here to keep you reading.
> > You resist Boredom's sleep spell.
> > You feel more feeble.
> >
> >
> > <581hp 43m 1mv> Email list
> >
> >
> > <581hp 43m 1mv> You have no new Emails.
> > A broken Email Server utters the words 'grzzz'.
> > You feel sleepy.
> >
> > <581hp 43m 1mv>
> > Your headbutt EVISCERATES the keyboard!
> > The keyboard's enter key grazes you.
> > The florescent lamp delivers a blow of head-lumping force!
> > The florescent lamp's fall === OBLITERATES === you!
> > Your headbutt +++SHATTERS+++ the florescent bulb!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left arm!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left arm!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left eyelid!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the right eyebrow!
> > The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the right arm!
> >
> >
> > <1hp 3m 0mv> Your Co-worker arrives.
> > Your Co-worker arrives.
> > Your Co-worker arrives.
> > Your Co-worker arrives.
> > Your Boss comes flying up to you and suddenly comes to a halt.
> >
> > <1hp 3m 0mv> Your Boss sais 'Are you ok?, what the hell happened..'
> > Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
> > Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
> > Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
> > Your Co-worker points her finger at you mercilessly.
> >
> > <1hp 3m 0mv> You find a weakness and strike past all of your defences!
> > Your critical embarassement does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
> >
> > Your free will has been Killed!!
> > You feel yourself turn into a mindless zombie indefinately.
> > You are protected from free thought unless you log onto CF.