Posted by Søren on June 7, 2000 at 13:37:04:
In Reply to: ouch.... posted by Grallon on June 7, 2000 at 13:00:56:
> <981hp 1343m 741mv> read forum
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> <981hp 1343m 741mv> You see nothing new here to keep you reading.
> You resist Boredom's sleep spell.
> You feel more feeble.
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> <581hp 43m 1mv> Email list
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> <581hp 43m 1mv> You have no new Emails.
> A broken Email Server utters the words 'grzzz'.
> You feel sleepy.
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> <581hp 43m 1mv>
> Your headbutt EVISCERATES the keyboard!
> The keyboard's enter key grazes you.
> The florescent lamp delivers a blow of head-lumping force!
> The florescent lamp's fall === OBLITERATES === you!
> Your headbutt +++SHATTERS+++ the florescent bulb!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left arm!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left arm!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left eyelid!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the right eyebrow!
> The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the right arm!
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> <1hp 3m 0mv> Your Co-worker arrives.
> Your Co-worker arrives.
> Your Co-worker arrives.
> Your Co-worker arrives.
> Your Boss comes flying up to you and suddenly comes to a halt.
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> <1hp 3m 0mv> Your Boss sais 'Are you ok?, what the hell happened..'
> Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
> Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
> Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
> Your Co-worker points her finger at you mercilessly.
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> <1hp 3m 0mv> You find a weakness and strike past all of your defences!
> Your critical embarassement does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
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> Your free will has been Killed!!
> You feel yourself turn into a mindless zombie indefinately.
> You are protected from free thought unless you log onto CF.