Posted by Grallon on June 7, 2000 at 13:00:56:
<981hp 1343m 741mv> read forum
<981hp 1343m 741mv> You see nothing new here to keep you reading.
You resist Boredom's sleep spell.
You feel more feeble.
<581hp 43m 1mv> Email list
<581hp 43m 1mv> You have no new Emails.
A broken Email Server utters the words 'grzzz'.
You feel sleepy.
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Your headbutt EVISCERATES the keyboard!
The keyboard's enter key grazes you.
The florescent lamp delivers a blow of head-lumping force!
The florescent lamp's fall === OBLITERATES === you!
Your headbutt +++SHATTERS+++ the florescent bulb!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the head!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left arm!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left arm!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the left eyelid!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the right eyebrow!
The florescent bulb's shard hits you in the right arm!
<1hp 3m 0mv> Your Co-worker arrives.
Your Co-worker arrives.
Your Co-worker arrives.
Your Co-worker arrives.
Your Boss comes flying up to you and suddenly comes to a halt.
<1hp 3m 0mv> Your Boss sais 'Are you ok?, what the hell happened..'
Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
Your Co-worker snickers quietly.
Your Co-worker points her finger at you mercilessly.
<1hp 3m 0mv> You find a weakness and strike past all of your defences!
Your critical embarassement does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
Your free will has been Killed!!
You feel yourself turn into a mindless zombie indefinately.
You are protected from free thought unless you log onto CF.