Posted by Magtograme on June 22, 2000 at 23:57:53:

*** Ok I feel a little bad for doing this, but seriously was just too funny to not take advantage of
*** I think you will agree its pretty damn funny.

[ Race ] POOR_BASTARD the Swordmaster

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Shimea told me to come to the Palace after i suit up and bring a merc, i recieved the blood oath from Khayr, and i am at the Palace.'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Shimea is not about now.'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'why ye tell me dis?'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Thats why. '

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'eh? wort ye orn abowt? Ye shed kirl any of peple at da palace ye ken.'

[ Human ] (PK) Merious the Hero of Alteration
[ Felar ] (PK) Arasow the Assassin Hero, Servant of the Dawn
[ Human ] (PK) Quinming the Warder of the Glade
[ Gnome ] (PK) Azlath the Hero of Alteration
[ Felar ] (PK) Ysirtah the General, Imperial Soldier
* Fire * (PK) [BATTLE] Magtograme the Master of War <===== he tinks im the war master
[ D-Elf ] (PK) Tyldur the Master of War
[ Storm ] (PK) (WANTED) Nicolette the Paladin Heroine, Servant of the Dawn
[ H-Elf ] (PK) Draedell the Paladin Heroine
[ Storm ] (PK) Dizdan the Master of Mithril, Servant of the Dawn
[ Arial ] (PK) (WANTED) Velarya the General
[ Arial ] (PK) Yakarashi the Shihan
[ Gnome ] (PK) Drythious the Seneschal of the Gates
[ Arial ] (PK) Xolthul the Spectre, Lord Adept of Necromancy
[ Gnome ] (PK) Strelno the Elemental Master
[ Elf ] (PK) (WANTED) Solian the Holy Priest of the Kara Chal, Apostle of the Dawn
[ Gnome ] (PK) Juxposona the Heroine of Alteration
[ Elf ] (PK) Proserpina the Handmaiden of the Harvest

Players found: 18

**** just left that in so you can see the crazy range I have to put up with ****

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'i dont understand your dialect'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'I want ye te attack every one at de palace'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Imperial Soldiers?'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Are you of the Empire?'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'yep. I warnt you to prove your skill agenst em'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Nod'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'They are all Hooded to me'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'hmmm. attack de vanquisher den.'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'She too, is Hooded.'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'dunt hit vewy ard. I warnt ye to go at least four rounds wit em'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'So ye fought em yet?'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'about to'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'waitin.....'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'i am mortally wounded, and now....im dead'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'Ye proved yerself. Ye wirl mayke a worthy blade eh'

POOR_BASTARD tells you 'What proven by dying.'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'Ye proved ye smart enarf to be imperial'

You tell POOR_BASTARD 'Ye do know dat Irm not in empire eh?'

Follow Ups:

• Now I have to say that was some pretty funny shit. Kalageadon 08:17:06 6/24/2000 (0)
• Funny you just ruined some guys characters no text Some Person 07:04:27 6/23/2000 (2)
  • Um... he's an evil BattleRager, and this guy wanted to tell him he's bringing a merc so he can go become a Citizen. Fair game. (n/t) Proud Blade(VIP) 08:55:35 6/23/2000 (0)
  • It really isn't so bad, what was Mag suppose to do? n/t Vimal 08:10:55 6/23/2000 (0)
• Very very very nice WhiteSpy 06:37:46 6/23/2000 (0)
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (n/t) Jaehiko 23:59:43 6/22/2000 (0)

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