Posted by Jaehiko on June 22, 2000 at 23:59:43:
In Reply to: A funny thing happened just the other day (no fighting, short and worth reading) posted by Magtograme on June 22, 2000 at 23:57:53:
> *** Ok I feel a little bad for doing this, but seriously was just too funny to not take advantage of
> *** I think you will agree its pretty damn funny.
>
> [ Race ] POOR_BASTARD the Swordmaster
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Shimea told me to come to the Palace after i suit up and bring a merc, i recieved the blood oath from Khayr, and i am at the Palace.'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Shimea is not about now.'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'why ye tell me dis?'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Thats why. '
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'eh? wort ye orn abowt? Ye shed kirl any of peple at da palace ye ken.'
>
> [ Human ] (PK) Merious the Hero of Alteration
> [ Felar ] (PK) Arasow the Assassin Hero, Servant of the Dawn
> [ Human ] (PK) Quinming the Warder of the Glade
> [ Gnome ] (PK) Azlath the Hero of Alteration
> [ Felar ] (PK) Ysirtah the General, Imperial Soldier
> * Fire * (PK) [BATTLE] Magtograme the Master of War <===== he tinks im the war master
> [ D-Elf ] (PK) Tyldur the Master of War
> [ Storm ] (PK) (WANTED) Nicolette the Paladin Heroine, Servant of the Dawn
> [ H-Elf ] (PK) Draedell the Paladin Heroine
> [ Storm ] (PK) Dizdan the Master of Mithril, Servant of the Dawn
> [ Arial ] (PK) (WANTED) Velarya the General
> [ Arial ] (PK) Yakarashi the Shihan
> [ Gnome ] (PK) Drythious the Seneschal of the Gates
> [ Arial ] (PK) Xolthul the Spectre, Lord Adept of Necromancy
> [ Gnome ] (PK) Strelno the Elemental Master
> [ Elf ] (PK) (WANTED) Solian the Holy Priest of the Kara Chal, Apostle of the Dawn
> [ Gnome ] (PK) Juxposona the Heroine of Alteration
> [ Elf ] (PK) Proserpina the Handmaiden of the Harvest
>
> Players found: 18
>
> **** just left that in so you can see the crazy range I have to put up with ****
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'i dont understand your dialect'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'I want ye te attack every one at de palace'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Imperial Soldiers?'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Are you of the Empire?'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'yep. I warnt you to prove your skill agenst em'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'Nod'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'They are all Hooded to me'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'hmmm. attack de vanquisher den.'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'She too, is Hooded.'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'dunt hit vewy ard. I warnt ye to go at least four rounds wit em'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'So ye fought em yet?'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'about to'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'waitin.....'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'i am mortally wounded, and now....im dead'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'Ye proved yerself. Ye wirl mayke a worthy blade eh'
>
> POOR_BASTARD tells you 'What proven by dying.'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'Ye proved ye smart enarf to be imperial'
>
> You tell POOR_BASTARD 'Ye do know dat Irm not in empire eh?'