Posted by moneydog on July 20, 2000 at 11:37:05:

ok, first time trying the formatter so not sur how this will look
my group was ranking in the past, all magic using classes when
along comes this newbie warrior. Normally I'm not this mean but
I couldn't resist...




Stromdert yells 'can you kill the guy who has the mandatory cloak?'

<100%hp 67%m 100%mv>
XXX chuckles politely.

<100%hp 67%m 100%mv>
XXX snickers softly.

<100%hp 67%m 100%mv> whois strom
~[13 Svirf War~] Stromdert the Swashbuckler

<100%hp 67%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'In return for what?'

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv> yell you seek the village?
You yell 'you seek the village?'

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv>
Stromdert yells 'yes!'

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv>
XXX falls down laughing.

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv>
Stromdert yells 'hail villagers'

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv>
XXX throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv>
Stromdert yells 'can you help me>?'

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'Hail, applicant!'

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv> laugh
You fall down laughing.

<100%hp 72%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'Yes. Know where we are?'


<100%hp 72%m 100%mv> ;send him to Ysbaddaden
You tell your group 'send him to Ysbaddaden '

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv>
XXX says 'I am'

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv> where
People near you:
Stromdert Outside the Western Wall
(PK) XXX The Creeping Green
(PK) XXX The Creeping Green
XXX The Creeping Green

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv>
XXX snickers softly.

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv>
XXX grins evilly.

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv>
XXX tells the group 'My thoughts exactly.'

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'nope, are you in the north?'

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'Go south'

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv> ;tell him we killed one there already
You tell your group 'tell him we killed one there already'

<100%hp 76%m 100%mv>
You are thirsty.

<100%hp 83%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'to the muddy battlefields'

<100%hp 83%m 100%mv> drink jug
drink jug
You drink water from a water jug.

<100%hp 83%m 100%mv> You drink water from a water jug.
You do not feel thirsty.

<100%hp 83%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'as soon as you get to them, go west'

<100%hp 83%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'Go west'

<100%hp 83%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'Into the tunnel'

<100%hp 83%m 100%mv> where
People near you:
Stromdert The Muddy Battlefront
XXX The Creeping Green
XXX The Creeping Green
XXX The Creeping Green

<100%hp 89%m 100%mv>
XXX yells 'That's it.. all west'

<100%hp 89%m 100%mv> where
People near you:
Stromdert Rocky Passage
XXX The Creeping Green
XXX The Creeping Green
XXX The Creeping Green

<100%hp 89%m 100%mv>
Stromdert yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by Ysbaddaden the Giant Chief!'

<100%hp 89%m 100%mv>
XXX chuckles politely.

<100%hp 94%m 100%mv>
XXX falls down laughing.

<100%hp 94%m 100%mv> laugh
You fall down laughing.

<100%hp 94%m 100%mv> where
People near you:
XXX The Creeping Green
XXX The Creeping Green
XXX The Creeping Green


he later came back, we were good enough to direct him to his
corpse and luckily for him CF crashed before he unghosted.

Follow Ups:

• Wow, good one! (text) Macheath 12:37:09 7/20/2000 (13)
  • God Bless the NEwbies every one. Ashiim 16:33:36 7/20/2000 (1)
    • do u want 2 gr? (NFT) thormakar 15:19:13 7/21/2000 (0)
  • If the people doing this were Evil... Narev 14:55:33 7/20/2000 (3)
    • Except that... Macheath 15:45:02 7/20/2000 (2)
      • Didn't Sebeok say they were removing that rule? n/t Narev 22:57:56 7/20/2000 (0)
      • Re: You're the diet coke of evil...(n/t) Entragin 18:32:50 7/20/2000 (0)
  • Re: Wow, good one! (text) Pendragon_Surtr 13:19:18 7/20/2000 (5)
    • actually... moneydog 13:31:03 7/20/2000 (4)
      • You're wrong. Macheath 13:39:58 7/20/2000 (3)
        • Re: You're wrong. Shimae 15:38:01 7/20/2000 (1)
          • Go be a bastard to your local police, and read my reply to Narev. n/t Macheath 15:47:08 7/20/2000 (0)
        • I agree wholeheartedly. (n/t) A coder 13:42:18 7/20/2000 (0)
  • What Mac said (nt) Snickers 13:17:52 7/20/2000 (0)

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