2 assassins and lag have a bit of a set-to.:

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Posted by blade on October 16, 2000 at 15:56:31:

***I saw him coming, but seeing I am lawful and it is in town and there were witnesses*wink*, I figured I would let him initiate. The comments throughout are my attempt to portray what I was thinking and feeling during the actual fight.***

<639hp 441m 467mv> Guntoch's strangulation misses you.
You yell 'Help! I'm being strangled by Guntoch!'
Guntoch's wrath DISMEMBERS you!
Guntoch's wrath DISMEMBERS you!
You step out of the shadows.
You trample around loudly again.
Guntoch parries your wrath.
Guntoch parries your wrath.
Guntoch is in perfect health.

<519hp 441m 467mv> kot
You fail to execute kotegaeshi on Guntoch.
Your kotegaeshi misses Guntoch.***Here I get a sinking feeling, Thinking "Well, he wont miss his kot, and I will have to flee"***
Guntoch is in perfect health.

<519hp 441m 467mv>
You dodge Guntoch's wrath.
Guntoch's wrath EVISCERATES you!
Your wrath MASSACRES Guntoch!
Guntoch dodges your wrath.
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<468hp 441m 467mv> kot

You parry Guntoch's wrath.
You parry Guntoch's wrath.
Guntoch parries your wrath.
Guntoch parries your wrath.
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<477hp 452m 481mv>
With a powerful leap, Guntoch executes a rising crescent kick on you!
Guntoch's mountain storm kick MASSACRES you!
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.
***I think to myself "what is he doing? kicking me when he could have made me drop my weapon?***

<404hp 452m 481mv>
You parry Guntoch's wrath.
Guntoch dodges your wrath.
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<404hp 452m 481mv>
You parry Guntoch's wrath.
You parry Guntoch's wrath.
Guntoch dodges your wrath.
Guntoch parries your wrath.
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<404hp 452m 481mv> You grab hold of Guntoch's wrist and twist it violently!
Your kotegaeshi DISMEMBERS Guntoch!
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.
***the kick did lag me for about 2 round, maybe he is thinking he will win hands down...he is higher than me in rank***

<404hp 452m 481mv> Ducking back, you barely evade Guntoch's mountain storm kick.
Guntoch's mountain storm kick misses you.
***Just opened the door for me***
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<404hp 452m 481mv>
Your shield blocks Guntoch's wrath.
You parry Guntoch's wrath.
Guntoch parries your wrath.
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<404hp 452m 481mv> kans

Dariana has arrived.***VULTURE!!!***
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<404hp 452m 481mv>
Your shield blocks Guntoch's wrath.
You parry Guntoch's wrath.
You parry Guntoch's wrath.
Guntoch parries your wrath.
Guntoch has some small but disgusting cuts.

<404hp 452m 481mv> You painfully hyperextend Guntoch's elbow!
Guntoch screams in pain as you apply kansetsuwaza to his elbow!
Guntoch can no longer find the strength to wield a black sword. ***A sword he disarmed from me earlier, btw, now I figure all I have to do is keep him here***
Your kansetsuwaza MASSACRES Guntoch!
Guntoch is covered with bleeding wounds.

<404hp 452m 481mv> With a powerful leap, Guntoch executes a rising crescent kick on you!
Guntoch's mountain storm kick MASSACRES you!
Guntoch is covered with bleeding wounds.

<338hp 452m 481mv>
You dodge Guntoch's punch.
Your wrath MANGLES Guntoch!
Guntoch is gushing blood.

<338hp 452m 481mv>
Your neck feels better.
Guntoch is gushing blood.

<350hp 453m 481mv>
Your shield blocks Guntoch's punch.
You parry Guntoch's punch.
Guntoch dodges your wrath.
Guntoch dodges your wrath.
Guntoch is gushing blood.

<350hp 453m 481mv> throw ***Yes, yes, I am more than a little disgusted that I did this, Funny thing is, I had it typed out, and realized my mistake, and STILL hit enter***

Guntoch concentrates for a moment and bandages his wounds.
You try to throw Guntoch but he manages to roll out of it.
Guntoch is covered with bleeding wounds.

<350hp 453m 481mv>
You parry Guntoch's punch.
You parry Guntoch's punch.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Guntoch!
Guntoch is gushing blood.

<350hp 453m 481mv> axek ***meant to do a sweepkick, but my fingers were used to typeing axek from all the practice I was doing, brain fart #2. Here is where the lag started to work its wonders with its lead filled sack***

Guntoch grabs hold of your wrist and twists it violently!
With a sickening crunch, Guntoch applies kotegaeshi to your wrist!
Guntoch's kotegaeshi EVISCERATES you!
***Finally, he shoulda done this rounds and rounds ago, I figure it is to late for him to catch up tho***
Ogier Road

[Exits: north east south]
You flee from combat! **Damned High wimpy, forgot to set it back low after practice**

<298hp 453m 479mv> But you aren't fighting anyone!

<298hp 453m 479mv> bindw
You bandage your wounds and focus your natural healing.

<350hp 429m 479mv> n
Ogier Road

[Exits: north east south]

<350hp 429m 475mv> s
Ogier Road
***It lag stopped again here, I got str guntoch almost all the way typed in, and this flashed by my screen***
[Exits: north east south]
Guntoch is here.

<350hp 429m 475mv>
Guntoch leaves north.

<350hp 429m 475mv>
Guntoch has arrived.

<350hp 429m 475mv>
Guntoch's strangulation misses you.
You yell 'Help! I'm being strangled by Guntoch!'
Guntoch is gushing blood.

<350hp 429m 475mv>
You parry Guntoch's punch.
You parry Guntoch's punch.
***Here is where it picks up normal speed, again, I am boggled why he would come back at me***
Guntoch deflects your wrath with his shield.
Guntoch dodges your claw.
Guntoch deflects your wrath with his shield.
Your wrath MASSACRES Guntoch!
Guntoch is writhing in agony.

<350hp 429m 475mv> sweepk ***finally got it typed out***
You deliver a punishing kick to the legs of Guntoch.
Your sweep kick MASSACRES Guntoch!
Guntoch is convulsing on the ground.

<350hp 429m 475mv>
You dodge Guntoch's punch.
You parry Guntoch's punch.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Guntoch!
Your claw DISMEMBERS Guntoch!
Guntoch is DEAD!!
Guntoch's heart is torn from his chest.

***Yes, By all rights I should not have gotten that kill, with the lag, my brain-farts, my mis-typing. Only thing that allowed me to win was the fact that he moved straight to kicks, instead of kot kans...And yes, the vulture did loot***


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