Posted by Entropy Wanna'b on January 16, 2000 at 20:48:58:
Dioxide's Log Formatter Eyllivea tells you 'So you want to be an entropy!' You tell Eyllivea 'Whaaa?' You tell Eyllivea 'Wait what bout da cookies?' Eyllivea tells you 'Well, I ate them.' You tell Eyllivea 'Bah' lYou tell Eyllivea 'First you offer than you eat them all by yourself' You tell Eyllivea 'How rude' Eyllivea tells you 'Really?' Eyllivea tells you 'Why you think that's rude?' lYou tell Eyllivea 'Hmm dats what me momma said, if you offer someone someting. You You tell Eyllivea 'Now there was a lass' You tell Eyllivea 'You know she beat up full army of troll all by herself dont ya Eyllivea tells you 'Do you think your mum believed that because of the social cust You tell Eyllivea 'naw she just was a nice lass' Eyllivea tells you 'Oh, okie.' You tell Eyllivea 'Well unless ofcourse ya wus a troll, oh boy' You tell Eyllivea 'Just ask lass, mebbe I will, just have some cookies waiting. Al You tell Eyllivea 'And mebbe not eat them before I finish eh?' You tell Eyllivea 'Ask any trouper, ever wonder why all dem be so fat?' You tell Eyllivea 'Well dey all chubby anyways, ya know. What I mean' You tell Eyllivea 'All round and squishy. Like troll brains' Eyllivea tells you 'No, but ok.' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Yeh go to center market square ' You tell Eyllivea 'Ok here is directions, head west three times, then head east 3 Eyllivea tells you 'Okie. now what?' You tell Eyllivea 'Ok head west three times' You tell Eyllivea 'Uhm bugnhaegen wanting to know how to get to ofcol, lemme help You tell Bugnhaegen 'Ya there now?' Bugnhaegen tells you 'miss' Bugnhaegen tells you 'yes' Bugnhaegen tells you 'ok' You tell Bugnhaegen 'All right keep repeating dat until you get to ofcol, yo shoul Bugnhaegen tells you 'thanx' You tell Eyllivea 'all done now eh, he should get there soon. yeh yeh' You tell Bugnhaegen 'from da center of market square yeh yeh' Bugnhaegen tells you 'your nuts' Bugnhaegen tells you 'e 3 w 3 e 3 w3 trha just get ye bask where ye started' You tell Bugnhaegen 'bah find it yourself then if you gonna be so ungreatful' Bugnhaegen tells you 'really how do you get to ofcol' You tell Bugnhaegen 'least ya can do is say thank you' You tell Bugnhaegen 'But Nooooo' You tell Bugnhaegen 'you gonna go and call me nuts' You tell Eyllivea 'bah' You tell Eyllivea 'you try and help people, and they start insulting ya.' Bugnhaegen tells you 'your trying to play with me liek a puppet what am i supposed You tell Eyllivea 'I give da man directions to ofcol, and he calls me nuts.' Eyllivea tells you 'Oh, well hrmph.' You tell Eyllivea 'dats right, he can find Ofcol all by his self.' Bugnhaegen tells you 'i died because ib hang out with mages' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Ok I give you directions yeh, right to diana' Bugnhaegen tells you 'because a rager asked and i would not deny it' Bugnhaegen tells you 'i stood up for mages' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Hmm let me think' Bugnhaegen tells you 'how do you get there' Bugnhaegen tells you 'ok' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Oh yeh ok from the center head north mebbe like 17 steps' You tell Bugnhaegen 'let me know when ya's get there eh.' Bugnhaegen tells you 'ok' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Yeh ok' You tell Bugnhaegen 'now take five steps back' You tell Bugnhaegen 'to the south' You tell Bugnhaegen 'ya there?' You tell Bugnhaegen 'can ya go west?' Bugnhaegen tells you 'nope' Bugnhaegen tells you 'new thalos gate' lYou tell Bugnhaegen 'Ahh I remembers' You tell Bugnhaegen 'take 7 steps south' Bugnhaegen tells you 'back where me started again eh' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Voila' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Diana should be right there yeh yeh' You tell Bugnhaegen 'Hummpp I think I better look at me maps again, something wron You tell Bugnhaegen 'doh!' You tell Bugnhaegen 'holdin da stoopid tings upside down, no wonder ya didnt get a You tell Bugnhaegen 'Ok head 17 south, not north. Yeh yeh' <444hp 670m 360mv> where Bugnhaegen tells you 'that and ye wants to send me in crickes' Bugnhaegen tells you 'circles' You tell Eyllivea 'Hummpphh, I thikns mebbe I should work on me map reading skills You tell Eyllivea 'Dis boy be getting angry, Oh well mebbe he has better luck on h You tell Eyllivea 'Ok den where wus we?' You tell Eryndorial 'Me friend here not doing to well, I thinks mebbe her she goin You tell Eryndorial 'But she not a mortal ' You tell Eryndorial 'No no, she need help yeh yeh' Eryndorial tells you 'Talk to Grylon' You tell Eryndorial 'No no,I said she not a mortal, she need help she drowning yeh You tell Eryndorial 'One of you divine folk, she is yeh.' Eryndorial tells you 'Who is she' You tell Eryndorial 'Eyllivea' You tell Eryndorial 'Yeh, we wuz talking now she not reply. I know no lady able re You tell Eryndorial 'mean that she not able to talk, means she not able speak' You tell Eryndorial 'dat means she drowning, you must help her yeh yeh. ' You tell Eryndorial 'Save dat elven lass, she owes me cookies.' Eryndorial tells you 'I will do what I can' You tell Eryndorial 'Good man. mebbe I share some cookies wid ya when if she lives Eyllivea tells you 'Okie, keep me nice and safe, right? Eyllivea tells you 'Okie.' <444hp 670m 360mv> You tell Eyllivea 'You tell me, you were da one who said it.' Eyllivea tells you 'Aw, I don't feel like it.' You tell Eyllivea 'Isnt that sometin' replYou tell Eyllivea 'da ladies do love dat dont ya know' Eyllivea tells you 'Oh, I don't.' You tell Eyllivea 'Now lass, why ya be so tough surein ya have nuttin gainst us gn You tell Eyllivea 'And I know ya cant have nuttin gainst me ya know. ' Eyllivea tells you 'Well, maybe.' You tell Eyllivea 'Woha' You tell Eyllivea 'What ever is it, do tell, cant be walkin bout upseting women fo
best be ready to give it to dem. Yeh yeh.'
know.'
oms that surrounded her?'
You tell Eyllivea 'did I tell you bout the time she beat up 10 troll armies all by
herself?'
You tell Eyllivea 'Well remind me to tell ya bout it some time.'
l dat story tellin do make one hunrgry ya know.'
You tell Eyllivea 'Oh yeh, it do make people hungry why Im hungry now, and I didna
even tell a story.'
Bugnhaegen tells you 'where from the nt dock is ofcol'
Eyllivea tells you 'Oh, I didn't know any fat ones.'
times. Now repeat that until ya get to ofcol.'
him real quick eh.'
You tell Bugnhaegen 'Ok head east three times now eh.'
d be there in a days travel. Yehyeh'
to do'
Bugnhaegen tells you 'can ye take me to diana'
You tell Bugnhaegen 'Oh yeh them be mean bastards yeh yeh. Remind me not to group
wid dem.'
You tell Bugnhaegen 'Ok to diana, yeh.'
Bugnhaegen tells you 'yup'
whYou tell Bugnhaegen 'Hmm '
You tell Bugnhaegen 'ok head south 5 steps more'
Bugnhaegen tells you 'i am at center of ms again this aint funnt'
g wid dem'
nywhere.'
People near you:
Artaxerxes Outside the Eastern Gate of New Thalos
Schwearti Base of the Tower
Raxandotter Inside the Temple
(PK) Kimraen The secret library
(PK) Bugnhaegen The Center of Market Square
dont ya know.'
is own yeh yhe.'
.
You tell Bugnhaegen 'I best work on me map reading skills yeh. You best try on you
r own fer know me thinks.'
You tell Eryndorial 'Help!'
Eryndorial tells you 'In what way?'
g to drown.'
You tell Eryndorial 'Help please, help her.'
Eryndorial tells you 'These are affairs of mortals, I can do naught'
'
sist me silver tongue ye h yeh'
to make me some. Yeh yeh'
Eryndorial tells you 'Aye, we shall see'
You tell Eyllivea 'Dont worry lass, I getting help yeh yeh. '
You tell Eyllivea 'So well den ya know I still wants ta be a Baron.'
You tell Eyllivea 'Is dat mean yes?'
Eyllivea tells you 'It means something?'
?
You tell Eyllivea 'So what do I gots to do to make ya feel like tellin what dat me
an. Mebbe nice foot massage?'
You tell Eyllivea 'Little rubbin of da feet, losens up da tongue. Mebbe few other
things too'
ome kin.'
.
You tell Eyllivea 'Well Il be damned, dis do be a first. Little big man be losin h
is touch me thinks.'
lk dont ya know.'
This is where she totally stops responding What did I do wrong?