Posted by Khiravn on February 22, 2000 at 19:18:39:

In Reply to: Hurray Arbiters! This is Hysterical posted by TheToe on February 22, 2000 at 18:30:32:

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> > > Market Square > This bustling square lies at the intersection of the High road and the > Trade Road. Traders from every city have come here to try to convince you > to buy their cheap wares. None of it is even worth a second glance. The > High road continues to the north and south and the Trade Road continues to > the east and west. > > [Exits: north east south west] > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Translucent) Kopentol the gnome is here. > Quintellia the elf is here. > Houile the dwarf is here. > Calyldor the human is here, fighting Ulruk. > Naexoah the arial is here. > Shoten the duergar is here. > (WANTED) Ulruk the felar is here, fighting Calyldor. > Janglur the arial is here. > > The special guard has arrived. > The special guard has arrived. > Calyldor growls. > Quintellia shouts 'Guards! Guards!' > Two guards come to Quintellia's rescue! > The special guard's pound wounds Ulruk. > The special guard's pound misses Ulruk. > Ulruk's slash grazes Calyldor. > Calyldor's punch MUTILATES Ulruk! > > Calyldor shouts 'Guards! Guards!' > Two guards come to Calyldor's rescue! > > Someone has arrived. > A zombie of an elven guard has arrived. > A zombie of a ranger has arrived. > A flesh golem has arrived. > A zombie of Kwinjii has arrived. > The special guard has arrived. > The special guard has arrived. > > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard EVISCERATES Ulruk! > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard devastates Ulruk! > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard devastates Ulruk! > The special guard MASSACRES Ulruk! > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard MUTILATES Ulruk! > The special guard yells 'Ulruk is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > > The special guard's slash MUTILATES Ulruk! > The special guard's slash misses Ulruk. > The special guard's slash MASSACRES Ulruk! > The gods protect Ulruk from Quiverence. > The special guard's pierce DISMEMBERS Ulruk! > The gods protect Ulruk from Quiverence. > The special guard's pound devastates Ulruk! > The special guard's pound wounds Ulruk. > The gods protect Ulruk from a zombie of Kwinjii. > The gods protect Ulruk from a flesh golem. > The gods protect Ulruk from a zombie of a ranger. > The gods protect Ulruk from a zombie of an elven guard. > The gods protect Ulruk from someone. > The special guard's pound MUTILATES Ulruk! > Ulruk is DEAD!! > You hear Ulruk's death cry. > > Calyldor gets a plain steel sword from the corpse of Ulruk. > exam corpse > The corpse of Ulruk is lying here. > When you look inside, you see: > The corpse of Ulruk contains: > Nothing. > > Shoten winces in agony. > > Calyldor is now WANTED!!! > > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard mauls Calyldor. > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard devastates Calyldor! > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard decimates Calyldor! > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard mauls Calyldor. > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > > Someone looks at Calyldor. > > Janglur says 'damn' > > The special guard's pound wounds Calyldor. > The special guard's slash wounds Calyldor. > The special guard's slash EVISCERATES Calyldor! > The special guard's pierce decimates Calyldor! > The gods protect Calyldor from Quiverence. > The special guard's pierce wounds Calyldor. > The gods protect Calyldor from Quiverence. > A zombie of Kwinjii's pierce wounds Calyldor. > A flesh golem's slash decimates Calyldor! > A flesh golem's slash devastates Calyldor! > A zombie of an elven guard's slash devastates Calyldor! > Tukkemset fades into existence. > Tukkemset's digestion mauls Calyldor. > Calyldor leaves south. > Calyldor has fled! > > Kopentol leaves south. > The special guard leaves south. > The special guard leaves south. > Tukkemset leaves south. > The special guard leaves south. > The special guard leaves south. > A zombie of Kwinjii leaves south. > A flesh golem leaves south. > A zombie of a ranger leaves south. > A zombie of an elven guard leaves south. > > Shoten boggles at the concept. > > The special guard leaves east. > The special guard leaves east. > > Houile leaves east. > s > High Road > Here the broad avenue merges with the market square to the north to form a > large bustling open marketplace. The general store lies to the east and the > pet shop is west. The road continues to the south. > > [Exits: north east south west] > (Charmed) A zombie of an elven guard is here. > (Charmed) A zombie of a ranger is here. > (Charmed) A flesh golem stands here. > (Charmed) A zombie of Kwinjii is here. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > Tukkemset the human is here. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Translucent) Kopentol the gnome is here. > A drunk man is here singing at the top of his lungs. > s > Someone has arrived. > High Road > The broad avenue seems to be falling into disrepair here, as though the > masons don't care to come to this part of the city. You hear raucous > laughter coming out of a tavern to the west. The Dark Temple looms > menacingly over you to the east. The windows seem more like brooding eyes > and the archway in the wall seems like a huge mouth ready to swallow you. > The road continues to an intersection with the River Road to the south and > meets with the Market Square farther to the north. > > [Exits: north east south west] > > Kopentol leaves north. > The special guard leaves north. > The special guard leaves north. > > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > n > High Road > Here the broad avenue merges with the market square to the north to form a > large bustling open marketplace. The general store lies to the east and the > pet shop is west. The road continues to the south. > > [Exits: north east south west] > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Translucent) Kopentol the gnome is here. > (Charmed) A zombie of an elven guard is here. > (Charmed) A zombie of a ranger is here. > (Charmed) A flesh golem stands here. > (Charmed) A zombie of Kwinjii is here. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > (Charmed) A special guard from Galadon is here, enforcing the Law. > Tukkemset the human is here. > A drunk man is here singing at the top of his lungs. > > Calyldor yells 'I'm an arbiter moron' > > Kopentol leaves west. > The special guard leaves west. > The special guard leaves west. > > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > Calyldor has arrived. > The special guard yells 'Calyldor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!' > The special guard decimates Calyldor! > Calyldor leaves west. > Calyldor has fled! > > Someone leaves west. > whoi cal > [ Human ] [ARBITER] (WANTED) Calyldor the Master Minstrel > [ Elf ] Callis the Apprentice of Magic > > >

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