I thought you all might get a kick out of some more Xavier

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Posted by Tompkins on March 12, 2000 at 10:42:28:

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv>
Xavier auctions 'He stole 20000 gold, Torden's dagger, Royal Steel Sword, And the fist of lightning'

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv>
A battlement guard yells 'Quetzaltos! Now you die!'

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where pk
People near you:
(PK) Tompkins The Hidden Room
(PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary
(PK) Enboran Torture Room

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> who pk
[ Arial ] (PK) Aoinoken the Tateken
[ Human ] (PK) Dowanhowee the Harpist
[ Human ] (PK) Taulace the Shotei
* Arial * (PK) Tompkins the Burglar
[ Arial ] (PK) Cheki the Champion
[ Gnome ] (PK) Kekkerae the Minister
[ Human ] (PK) Abicio the Shuto
[ Elf ] (PK) Nirgal the Student Theurgist
[ Arial ] (PK) Enboran the Swordmaster
[ Human ] (PK) Varrduss the Champion

Players found: 10

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whoi xavier
[ Fire ] Xavier the Ascetic

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide
sneak
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> e
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> Thieves' Bar
This grand bar is filled with only the best furnishings Galadon had to
offer. Every chair is done in gold leaf, every wall is covered with the
finest paintings, and statues adorn every alcove. The bar stocks all the
very best spirits, with mead from Mirkwood, cider from New Thalos, wine
from the Shire, and more potent drinks from Arkham, across the ocean. Every
thief must donate a small part of their take to beautifying their Guild and
making it a nicer place to relax in. This room represents the highest dreams
any thief can have in decorating their own home. No thief would ever dare
steal from here, under the watchful eyes of the bartender. To see even
greater treasures, proceed to the guildmaster's room to the west, and to
exit, go south.

[Exits: south west]
A long bow has carelessly been left here.
The bartender is here eyeing your purse.

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv> where pk
People near you:
(PK) Tompkins Thieves' Bar
(PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary
(PK) Enboran Torture Room

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv> w
The Hidden Room
This room is the pinnacle of every thief's dreams of luxury and riches. Too
bad you don't dare steal anything in the guildmaster's presence. The walls
are hung with beautiful tapestries worked with pure gold and silver threads.
The floors are covered with the richest rugs Galadon had to offer. One area
is cleared away for practicing your fighting skills so you won't bleed on the
fine rugs and another corner has dummies dressed in clothes from all over the
world, showing where each garment is most likely to contain money. You can
go back to the bar to the east.

[Exits: east west down]
A hidden form reaches across and takes your purse.

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv>
Xavier auctions 'Ebony Kris, Shadow Dagger, 2 Jewelled Broadswords'

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv> whoi xavier
[ Fire ] Xavier the Ascetic

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> auction mmmmm, Xavier...i'll give you a gleaming white sword for all 4
hide
You step out of the shadows.
You auction 'mmmmm, Xavier...i'll give you a gleaming white sword for all 4'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneka
Huh?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'FUCK YOU TOMPKINS'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Threst yells 'hmmm. tompkins ill kick your ass if you dont give him his shit back!!!!!'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whoi threst
[ Svirf ] Threst the Fighter

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'My royal steel sword, he fucking saraficed it'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Enboran yells 'how bout tompkins you step your pansy ass out of the shadows so i can kick your fuckin ass and give it to xavier DAMN IT!!'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Lascera yells 'THats great!!!!'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'He still have 20000 of my gold, My Torden's Dagger, AND MY FIST OF LIGHTNING'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Lascera yells 'eat bread'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Enboran yells 'IF HE FUCKING STEPS OUT ILL KICK HIS ASS'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'i didnt FUCKIN DO ANYTHING TO THE FAT BASTERD'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Lascera yells 'HAHAHAHA you will feel better!'
Xavier auctions 'THIS IS TOTALLY FUCKED'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'Hey lascera'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Threst yells 'YEAHKILL!!!!'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Threst yells 'hes on my list.'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'FUCK YOU'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You are thirsty.
You feel less aware of your surroundings.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Enboran yells 'you fuckin puggy baSTERD HOMOSEXUAL GIVE HIM HIS SHIT BACK OR DIE~!!!!~!@~@~!@~!@~!@~!@~!@~!@'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'Darkened Platemail, Holy Avenger, Ebony Kris, Shadow Dagger, 2 Jewelled Broadswords'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> detect

You are thirsty.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You peer intently at the shadows, but they are unrevealing.

<100%hp 99%m 100%mv> detect
Your awareness improves.

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> drink canteen
You step out of the shadows.
You drink water from a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt.
You do not feel thirsty.

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv>
Letharin auctions 'how much for the dagger='

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 99%m 100%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 99%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'KILL THE STUPID FUCK TOMPKINS'

<100%hp 99%m 100%mv> inv
You are carrying:
(Humming) a fist of lightning
Torden's dagger
a berry pie
a drow long sword
(Glowing) (Humming) ragonin the 'cleaver'
(Humming) a jewelled dagger
(Glowing) the Dagger of Death
(Glowing) (Humming) a gleaming white sword
( 2) (Glowing) a potion of return
(Glowing) the orb of travel
a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt
a pale white skull ring

<100%hp 99%m 100%mv> e
Thieves' Bar
This grand bar is filled with only the best furnishings Galadon had to
offer. Every chair is done in gold leaf, every wall is covered with the
finest paintings, and statues adorn every alcove. The bar stocks all the
very best spirits, with mead from Mirkwood, cider from New Thalos, wine
from the Shire, and more potent drinks from Arkham, across the ocean. Every
thief must donate a small part of their take to beautifying their Guild and
making it a nicer place to relax in. This room represents the highest dreams
any thief can have in decorating their own home. No thief would ever dare
steal from here, under the watchful eyes of the bartender. To see even
greater treasures, proceed to the guildmaster's room to the west, and to
exit, go south.

[Exits: south west]
A long bow has carelessly been left here.
The bartender is here eyeing your purse.

<100%hp 99%m 99%mv> where pk
People near you:
(PK) Tompkins Thieves' Bar
(PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary
(PK) Enboran Market Square

<100%hp 99%m 99%mv> whoi letharin
[ H-Elf ] Letharin the 1st Brown

<100%hp 99%m 99%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 99%m 99%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 99%m 99%mv> w
hide
The Hidden Room
This room is the pinnacle of every thief's dreams of luxury and riches. Too
bad you don't dare steal anything in the guildmaster's presence. The walls
are hung with beautiful tapestries worked with pure gold and silver threads.
The floors are covered with the richest rugs Galadon had to offer. One area
is cleared away for practicing your fighting skills so you won't bleed on the
fine rugs and another corner has dummies dressed in clothes from all over the
world, showing where each garment is most likely to contain money. You can
go back to the bar to the east.

[Exits: east west down]
A hidden form reaches across and takes your purse.

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv> You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv> where pk
People near you:
(PK) Tompkins The Hidden Room
(PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary
(PK) Enboran Market Square

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv>
Kekkerae yells 'My child, do not fault one for using his god granted abilities. move forward in honor this day, and show no disrespect to the ears of others.'

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv>
Lascera snickers softly.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide
sneak
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> nod
You nod.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Xavier auctions 'GOD GRANTED ABILITIES? HE CAN FUCKING STEAL AND LIE AND FUCKING PISS PEOPLE OFF THOSE ARE NOT FUCKING ABILITES THOSE ARE BULLSHIT'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whisper Quite entertaining
You whisper 'Quite entertaining'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Lascera steps out of the shadows.
Lascera says 'Your my hero!'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whisper Ahh, thanks
You whisper 'Ahh, thanks'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

GOOOOOOO X-MEN!!!!!!!!!!

Follow Ups:

What I generally find works wonders for taking care of people like that Klaak 02:35:55 3/13/2000 (0)
It's sad that no matter what MUD there will ALWAYS be some idiotic newbies to ruin it for the rest. n/t Upset 11:41:48 3/12/2000 (0)
Re: I thought you all might get a kick out of some more Xavier Upset 11:40:46 3/12/2000 (0)
Re: I thought you all might get a kick out of some more Xavier droolcup 11:14:13 3/12/2000 (1)
- I cant possibly agree more!! WALSH 18:22:39 3/12/2000 (0)
Wow. Ya think his lil' buddies are from the same site? *chuckle* (n/t) Proud Blade 10:46:24 3/12/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> > Xavier auctions 'He stole 20000 gold, Torden's dagger, Royal Steel Sword, And the fist of lightning' > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> > A battlement guard yells 'Quetzaltos! Now you die!' > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where pk > People near you: > (PK) Tompkins The Hidden Room > (PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary > (PK) Enboran Torture Room > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> who pk > [ Arial ] (PK) Aoinoken the Tateken > [ Human ] (PK) Dowanhowee the Harpist > [ Human ] (PK) Taulace the Shotei > * Arial * (PK) Tompkins the Burglar > [ Arial ] (PK) Cheki the Champion > [ Gnome ] (PK) Kekkerae the Minister > [ Human ] (PK) Abicio the Shuto > [ Elf ] (PK) Nirgal the Student Theurgist > [ Arial ] (PK) Enboran the Swordmaster > [ Human ] (PK) Varrduss the Champion > > Players found: 10 > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whoi xavier > [ Fire ] Xavier the Ascetic > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide > sneak > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> e > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> Thieves' Bar > This grand bar is filled with only the best furnishings Galadon had to > offer. Every chair is done in gold leaf, every wall is covered with the > finest paintings, and statues adorn every alcove. The bar stocks all the > very best spirits, with mead from Mirkwood, cider from New Thalos, wine > from the Shire, and more potent drinks from Arkham, across the ocean. Every > thief must donate a small part of their take to beautifying their Guild and > making it a nicer place to relax in. This room represents the highest dreams > any thief can have in decorating their own home. No thief would ever dare > steal from here, under the watchful eyes of the bartender. To see even > greater treasures, proceed to the guildmaster's room to the west, and to > exit, go south. > > [Exits: south west] > A long bow has carelessly been left here. > The bartender is here eyeing your purse. > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> where pk > People near you: > (PK) Tompkins Thieves' Bar > (PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary > (PK) Enboran Torture Room > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> w > The Hidden Room > This room is the pinnacle of every thief's dreams of luxury and riches. Too > bad you don't dare steal anything in the guildmaster's presence. The walls > are hung with beautiful tapestries worked with pure gold and silver threads. > The floors are covered with the richest rugs Galadon had to offer. One area > is cleared away for practicing your fighting skills so you won't bleed on the > fine rugs and another corner has dummies dressed in clothes from all over the > world, showing where each garment is most likely to contain money. You can > go back to the bar to the east. > > [Exits: east west down] > A hidden form reaches across and takes your purse. > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> > Xavier auctions 'Ebony Kris, Shadow Dagger, 2 Jewelled Broadswords' > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> whoi xavier > [ Fire ] Xavier the Ascetic > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> auction mmmmm, Xavier...i'll give you a gleaming white sword for all 4 > hide > You step out of the shadows. > You auction 'mmmmm, Xavier...i'll give you a gleaming white sword for all 4' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneka > Huh? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'FUCK YOU TOMPKINS' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Threst yells 'hmmm. tompkins ill kick your ass if you dont give him his shit back!!!!!' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whoi threst > [ Svirf ] Threst the Fighter > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'My royal steel sword, he fucking saraficed it' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Enboran yells 'how bout tompkins you step your pansy ass out of the shadows so i can kick your fuckin ass and give it to xavier DAMN IT!!' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Lascera yells 'THats great!!!!' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'He still have 20000 of my gold, My Torden's Dagger, AND MY FIST OF LIGHTNING' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Lascera yells 'eat bread' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Enboran yells 'IF HE FUCKING STEPS OUT ILL KICK HIS ASS' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'i didnt FUCKIN DO ANYTHING TO THE FAT BASTERD' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Lascera yells 'HAHAHAHA you will feel better!' > Xavier auctions 'THIS IS TOTALLY FUCKED' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'Hey lascera' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Threst yells 'YEAHKILL!!!!' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Threst yells 'hes on my list.' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'FUCK YOU' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > You are thirsty. > You feel less aware of your surroundings. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Enboran yells 'you fuckin puggy baSTERD HOMOSEXUAL GIVE HIM HIS SHIT BACK OR DIE~!!!!~!@~@~!@~!@~!@~!@~!@~!@' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'Darkened Platemail, Holy Avenger, Ebony Kris, Shadow Dagger, 2 Jewelled Broadswords' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> detect > > You are thirsty. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You peer intently at the shadows, but they are unrevealing. > > <100%hp 99%m 100%mv> detect > Your awareness improves. > > <100%hp 97%m 100%mv> drink canteen > You step out of the shadows. > You drink water from a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt. > You do not feel thirsty. > > <100%hp 97%m 100%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 97%m 100%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 97%m 100%mv> > Letharin auctions 'how much for the dagger=' > > <100%hp 97%m 100%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 99%m 100%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 99%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'KILL THE STUPID FUCK TOMPKINS' > > <100%hp 99%m 100%mv> inv > You are carrying: > (Humming) a fist of lightning > Torden's dagger > a berry pie > a drow long sword > (Glowing) (Humming) ragonin the 'cleaver' > (Humming) a jewelled dagger > (Glowing) the Dagger of Death > (Glowing) (Humming) a gleaming white sword > ( 2) (Glowing) a potion of return > (Glowing) the orb of travel > a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt > a pale white skull ring > > <100%hp 99%m 100%mv> e > Thieves' Bar > This grand bar is filled with only the best furnishings Galadon had to > offer. Every chair is done in gold leaf, every wall is covered with the > finest paintings, and statues adorn every alcove. The bar stocks all the > very best spirits, with mead from Mirkwood, cider from New Thalos, wine > from the Shire, and more potent drinks from Arkham, across the ocean. Every > thief must donate a small part of their take to beautifying their Guild and > making it a nicer place to relax in. This room represents the highest dreams > any thief can have in decorating their own home. No thief would ever dare > steal from here, under the watchful eyes of the bartender. To see even > greater treasures, proceed to the guildmaster's room to the west, and to > exit, go south. > > [Exits: south west] > A long bow has carelessly been left here. > The bartender is here eyeing your purse. > > <100%hp 99%m 99%mv> where pk > People near you: > (PK) Tompkins Thieves' Bar > (PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary > (PK) Enboran Market Square > > <100%hp 99%m 99%mv> whoi letharin > [ H-Elf ] Letharin the 1st Brown > > <100%hp 99%m 99%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 99%m 99%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 99%m 99%mv> w > hide > The Hidden Room > This room is the pinnacle of every thief's dreams of luxury and riches. Too > bad you don't dare steal anything in the guildmaster's presence. The walls > are hung with beautiful tapestries worked with pure gold and silver threads. > The floors are covered with the richest rugs Galadon had to offer. One area > is cleared away for practicing your fighting skills so you won't bleed on the > fine rugs and another corner has dummies dressed in clothes from all over the > world, showing where each garment is most likely to contain money. You can > go back to the bar to the east. > > [Exits: east west down] > A hidden form reaches across and takes your purse. > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> where pk > People near you: > (PK) Tompkins The Hidden Room > (PK) Kekkerae The Sanctuary > (PK) Enboran Market Square > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> > Kekkerae yells 'My child, do not fault one for using his god granted abilities. move forward in honor this day, and show no disrespect to the ears of others.' > > <100%hp 100%m 99%mv> > Lascera snickers softly. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide > sneak > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You attempt to move silently. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> nod > You nod. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Xavier auctions 'GOD GRANTED ABILITIES? HE CAN FUCKING STEAL AND LIE AND FUCKING PISS PEOPLE OFF THOSE ARE NOT FUCKING ABILITES THOSE ARE BULLSHIT' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whisper Quite entertaining > You whisper 'Quite entertaining' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Lascera steps out of the shadows. > Lascera says 'Your my hero!' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whisper Ahh, thanks > You whisper 'Ahh, thanks' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > > > GOOOOOOO X-MEN!!!!!!!!!!

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