this is the funniest shit i have ever seen

this is the funniest shit i have ever seen :
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Posted by Spork on February 5, 2000 at 12:31:29:

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You hit the kitten in the back of the head with a lead filled sack.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
A sudden pain erupts through your skull.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by:
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak
You can't wake up!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
in
You are affected by:
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying:
a water skin
(16) a whole chicken

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo
You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level).

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
You are affected by:
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> eq
You are using:
an Ofcol signet ring
some black leather sleeves
(Glowing) a gaudy silver belt buckle set with fake jewels
a long slim dagger

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> in
You are carrying:
a water skin
(16) a whole chicken

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo
You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level).

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak
You can't wake up!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where pk
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> or all hit kilk
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
The shopkeeper yells 'Can I borrow a dagger...I've got a pesky thief in my shop'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
in
You are affected by:
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 0 hours.
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying:
a water skin
(16) a whole chicken

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
The shopkeeper yells 'Ahh...this will do'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You are hungry.
wake
get beef knapsack
eat beef
You are thirsty.
wake
drink canteen
You come to with a pounding headache.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You wake and stand up.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> I see no knapsack here.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak
You do not have that item.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> The shopkeeper's backstab misses you.
You can't find it.
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
The shopkeeper's pierce maims you!
The shopkeeper's pierce MUTILATES you!
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<79%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already fighting!
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<79%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide
You attempt to hide.
The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

<79%hp 100%m 100%mv> flee
You step out of the shadows.
hide
Training Room

[Exits: down]
The kitten has arrived.
You flee from combat!
You fled up.

<79%hp 100%m 99%mv> You attempt to hide.

<79%hp 100%m 99%mv> where
People near you:
Veinhard High Road
Illanzandrax Entrance to the Warrior's Guild
Deskarn Entrance to the Warrior's Guild
Kinjor Priestess's Chambers
Jarlien Thieves' Bar
Cimmura High Road
(PK) Praque Warrior's Bar
Tetuzlkeh Necromancer's Guild
(PK) Kilk Wandering Through a Glade
Nivek Market Square
(PK) Kilk Training Room
Cawdac Inside the East Gate
Raldigen Warrior's Bar
Netryn Trade Road

<79%hp 100%m 99%mv> sneak
You attempt to move silently.

<79%hp 100%m 99%mv> who imm
[51 Elf Bar] [TROUPE] Jacynth the Fair-Voiced, Last Singer of the Tear

Players found: 1

<79%hp 100%m 99%mv>
You are hungry.
wake
get beef knapsack
eat beef
You are thirsty.
wake
drink canteen
You come to with a pounding headache.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You step out of the shadows.
hide
I see no knapsack here.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You do not have that item.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You can't find it.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
You attempt to hide.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by:
Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 21 hours.
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 12 hours.

<80%hp 100%m 100%mv>

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Your lucky. Most set your kittens hp real high, and vorpal em. Tat 10:15:36 2/6/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You hit the kitten in the back of the head with a lead filled sack. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > A sudden pain erupts through your skull. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by: > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours. > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak > You can't wake up! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > in > You are affected by: > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours. > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying: > a water skin > (16) a whole chicken > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo > You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level). > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo > You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level). > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > You are affected by: > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> eq > You are using: > <worn on finger> an Ofcol signet ring > <worn on arms> some black leather sleeves > <worn about waist> (Glowing) a gaudy silver belt buckle set with fake jewels > <wielded> a long slim dagger > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > You are affected by: > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> in > You are carrying: > a water skin > (16) a whole chicken > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo > You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level). > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak > You can't wake up! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > You are affected by: > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where pk > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> or all hit kilk > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > The shopkeeper yells 'Can I borrow a dagger...I've got a pesky thief in my shop' > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > In your dreams, or what? > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > in > You are affected by: > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 0 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying: > a water skin > (16) a whole chicken > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > The shopkeeper yells 'Ahh...this will do' > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > You are hungry. > wake > get beef knapsack > eat beef > You are thirsty. > wake > drink canteen > You come to with a pounding headache. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You wake and stand up. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> I see no knapsack here. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak > You do not have that item. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> The shopkeeper's backstab misses you. > You can't find it. > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > The shopkeeper parries your pierce. > The shopkeeper parries your pierce. > The shopkeeper's pierce maims you! > The shopkeeper's pierce MUTILATES you! > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already fighting! > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide > You attempt to hide. > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> flee > You step out of the shadows. > hide > Training Room > > [Exits: down] > The kitten has arrived. > You flee from combat! > You fled up. > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> You attempt to hide. > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> where > People near you: > Veinhard High Road > Illanzandrax Entrance to the Warrior's Guild > Deskarn Entrance to the Warrior's Guild > Kinjor Priestess's Chambers > Jarlien Thieves' Bar > Cimmura High Road > (PK) Praque Warrior's Bar > Tetuzlkeh Necromancer's Guild > (PK) Kilk Wandering Through a Glade > Nivek Market Square > (PK) Kilk Training Room > Cawdac Inside the East Gate > Raldigen Warrior's Bar > Netryn Trade Road > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> sneak > You attempt to move silently. > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> who imm > [51 Elf Bar] [TROUPE] Jacynth the Fair-Voiced, Last Singer of the Tear > Players found: 1 > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> > You are hungry. > wake > get beef knapsack > eat beef > You are thirsty. > wake > drink canteen > You come to with a pounding headache. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You step out of the shadows. > hide > I see no knapsack here. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You do not have that item. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You can't find it. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > You attempt to hide. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by: > Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 21 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 12 hours. > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv>

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