Your lucky. Most set your kittens hp real high, and vorpal em.

Your lucky. Most set your kittens hp real high, and vorpal em.:
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Posted by Tat on February 6, 2000 at 10:15:36:

In Reply to: this is the funniest shit i have ever seen posted by Spork on February 5, 2000 at 12:31:29:

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You hit the kitten in the back of the head with a lead filled sack.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> A sudden pain erupts through your skull.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak
> You can't wake up!

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
> in
> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours.
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours.
> Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying:
> a water skin
> (16) a whole chicken

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo
> You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level).

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.
> Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> eq
> You are using:
> an Ofcol signet ring
> some black leather sleeves
> (Glowing) a gaudy silver belt buckle set with fake jewels
> a long slim dagger

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> in
> You are carrying:
> a water skin
> (16) a whole chicken

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo
> You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level).

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak
> You can't wake up!

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where pk
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> or all hit kilk
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> The shopkeeper yells 'Can I borrow a dagger...I've got a pesky thief in my shop'

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
> In your dreams, or what?

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
> in
> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 0 hours.
> Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
> Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying:
> a water skin
> (16) a whole chicken

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> The shopkeeper yells 'Ahh...this will do'

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You are hungry.
> wake
> get beef knapsack
> eat beef
> You are thirsty.
> wake
> drink canteen
> You come to with a pounding headache.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You wake and stand up.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> I see no knapsack here.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak
> You do not have that item.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> The shopkeeper's backstab misses you.
> You can't find it.
> The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
> The shopkeeper parries your pierce.
> The shopkeeper's pierce maims you!
> The shopkeeper's pierce MUTILATES you!
> The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

> <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already fighting!
> The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

> <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide
> You attempt to hide.
> The shopkeeper is in perfect health.

> <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> flee
> You step out of the shadows.
> hide
> Training Room
>
> [Exits: down]
> The kitten has arrived.
> You flee from combat!
> You fled up.

> <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> You attempt to hide.

> <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> where
> People near you:
> Veinhard High Road
> Illanzandrax Entrance to the Warrior's Guild
> Deskarn Entrance to the Warrior's Guild
> Kinjor Priestess's Chambers
> Jarlien Thieves' Bar
> Cimmura High Road
> (PK) Praque Warrior's Bar
> Tetuzlkeh Necromancer's Guild
> (PK) Kilk Wandering Through a Glade
> Nivek Market Square
> (PK) Kilk Training Room
> Cawdac Inside the East Gate
> Raldigen Warrior's Bar
> Netryn Trade Road

> <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> sneak
> You attempt to move silently.

> <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> who imm
> [51 Elf Bar] [TROUPE] Jacynth the Fair-Voiced, Last Singer of the Tear

> Players found: 1

> <79%hp 100%m 99%mv>
> You are hungry.
> wake
> get beef knapsack
> eat beef
> You are thirsty.
> wake
> drink canteen
> You come to with a pounding headache.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You step out of the shadows.
> hide
> I see no knapsack here.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You do not have that item.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You can't find it.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> af
> You attempt to hide.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 21 hours.
> Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours.
> Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 12 hours.

> <80%hp 100%m 100%mv>

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Comments:	> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You hit the kitten in the back of the head with a lead filled sack. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > > A sudden pain erupts through your skull. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by: > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours. > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak > > You can't wake up! > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > > in > > You are affected by: > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 3 hours. > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying: > > a water skin > > (16) a whole chicken > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo > > You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level). > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo > > You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level). > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > > You are affected by: > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> eq > > You are using: > > <worn on finger> an Ofcol signet ring > > <worn on arms> some black leather sleeves > > <worn about waist> (Glowing) a gaudy silver belt buckle set with fake jewels > > <wielded> a long slim dagger > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > > You are affected by: > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> in > > You are carrying: > > a water skin > > (16) a whole chicken > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wo > > You have 9245 gold, and 117552 experience (3548 exp to level). > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak > > You can't wake up! > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > > You are affected by: > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> where pk > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> or all hit kilk > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > > The shopkeeper yells 'Can I borrow a dagger...I've got a pesky thief in my shop' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l > > In your dreams, or what? > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > > in > > You are affected by: > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 0 hours. > > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours. > > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are carrying: > > a water skin > > (16) a whole chicken > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > > The shopkeeper yells 'Ahh...this will do' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > > You are hungry. > > wake > > get beef knapsack > > eat beef > > You are thirsty. > > wake > > drink canteen > > You come to with a pounding headache. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You wake and stand up. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> I see no knapsack here. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> wak > > You do not have that item. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> The shopkeeper's backstab misses you. > > You can't find it. > > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > > The shopkeeper parries your pierce. > > The shopkeeper parries your pierce. > > The shopkeeper's pierce maims you! > > The shopkeeper's pierce MUTILATES you! > > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > > <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already fighting! > > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > > <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> hide > > You attempt to hide. > > The shopkeeper is in perfect health. > > <79%hp 100%m 100%mv> flee > > You step out of the shadows. > > hide > > Training Room > > > > [Exits: down] > > The kitten has arrived. > > You flee from combat! > > You fled up. > > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> You attempt to hide. > > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> where > > People near you: > > Veinhard High Road > > Illanzandrax Entrance to the Warrior's Guild > > Deskarn Entrance to the Warrior's Guild > > Kinjor Priestess's Chambers > > Jarlien Thieves' Bar > > Cimmura High Road > > (PK) Praque Warrior's Bar > > Tetuzlkeh Necromancer's Guild > > (PK) Kilk Wandering Through a Glade > > Nivek Market Square > > (PK) Kilk Training Room > > Cawdac Inside the East Gate > > Raldigen Warrior's Bar > > Netryn Trade Road > > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> sneak > > You attempt to move silently. > > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> who imm > > [51 Elf Bar] [TROUPE] Jacynth the Fair-Voiced, Last Singer of the Tear > > Players found: 1 > > <79%hp 100%m 99%mv> > > You are hungry. > > wake > > get beef knapsack > > eat beef > > You are thirsty. > > wake > > drink canteen > > You come to with a pounding headache. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You step out of the shadows. > > hide > > I see no knapsack here. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You do not have that item. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are already standing. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You can't find it. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> af > > You attempt to hide. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv> You are affected by: > > Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 21 hours. > > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 2 hours. > > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 12 hours. > > <80%hp 100%m 100%mv>

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