My last death (posted here in an effort to move the whiny bullshit to the second page)

My last death (posted here in an effort to move the whiny bullshit to the second page):
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Posted by Ilpspharon on March 12, 2000 at 20:36:44:

Zorszaul yells 'Die, Ilpspharon, you sorcerous dog!'
Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
The gods protect Abicio.
The gods protect the special guard.
The gods protect the special guard.
The gods protect a tortoise.
Jeurno is gushing blood.

<1171hp 887m 513mv>
The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
Jeurno is gushing blood.

<1119hp 887m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul

The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Jeurno is gushing blood.

<1011hp 911m 513mv> c 'nova'

Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<1011hp 911m 513mv>
A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<1011hp 911m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
Your nova *** DEVASTATES *** Jeurno!
Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
The gods protect Abicio.
The gods protect the special guard.
The gods protect the special guard.
The gods protect a tortoise.
The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Jeurno is gushing blood.

<953hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova'

Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<953hp 892m 513mv>
Cheki has arrived.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<953hp 892m 513mv>
Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<953hp 892m 513mv>
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
Zorszaul's defilement MASSACRES you!
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<885hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova'

Abicio looks at Jeurno.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<885hp 892m 513mv>
Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<885hp 892m 513mv>
Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<885hp 892m 513mv>
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
You hear something's death cry.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
Zorszaul's defilement misses you.
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<885hp 892m 513mv>
The edges of a tortoise's being stretch and twist and he returns to normal.
Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'.
You feel unclean.
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<885hp 892m 513mv>
The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx!
Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
The Unholy Sword of Zurcc 'nova' zorsaul
on glows a deathly black!
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<779hp 892m 513mv> They aren't here.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<779hp 892m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
Your nova *** DEVASTATES *** Jeurno!
The gods protect Cheki.
Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
The gods protect Abicio.
The gods protect the special guard.
The gods protect the special guard.
The gods protect Bevrolmx.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<779hp 873m 513mv>
Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<779hp 873m 513mv>
The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx!
Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
Zorszaul executes the form Lightning of Three Prongs!
Zorszaul's defilement decimates you!
Zorszaul's defilement MUTILATES you!
Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<614hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul

A blue vest with a white circle crumbles into dust.
A plain steel sword crumbles into dust.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<614hp 873m 513mv>
The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
Bevrolmx's punch grazes Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx!
Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx!
Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<454hp 873m 513mv>
Abicio looks at Jeurno.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<454hp 873m 513mv>
Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<454hp 873m 513mv>
Igafret has arrived.
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<454hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul

The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
Your punch misses Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx!
Bevrolmx leaves down.
Bevrolmx has fled!
Zorszaul's defilement misses you.
Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jeurno's crush MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A shrieking phantom materializes and attacks you!
You suddenly feel afraid and run as fast as you can from danger!
You can't fly.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You feel a momentary chill.
Zorszaul's cold touch drains some of your life away!

Zorszaul's deathly touch EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black!
Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.

<218hp 873m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
Your nova *** DEMOLISHES *** Jeurno!
The gods protect Igafret.
The gods protect Cheki.
Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
The gods protect Abicio.
Jeurno says 'strike for the seas!'
The end of Jeurno's staff trembles violently!
Jeurno creates a huge spectral hand to pummel you.
Jeurno's crushing hand MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<119hp 854m 513mv>
Zorszaul stops using the Unholy Sword of Zurcon.
Zorszaul wields a jagged short sword.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<119hp 854m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul

The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno parries your punch.
You dodge Jeurno's crush.
Zorszaul's slice misses you.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<119hp 854m 513mv>
Zorszaul utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<119hp 854m 513mv>
The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
Jeurno parries your punch.
Jeurno parries your punch.
You dodge Jeurno's crush.
Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Zorszaul's slice MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<13hp 854m 513mv>
Igafret boggles at the concept.
Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.

<13hp 854m 513mv>
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
Your burning, weeping sores devastates you!
You have been KILLED!!
wo

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.
Your vitality has faded. You gasp your last breaths.
[MASTER] the Archmage: The Orb of Magic dims a bit as Ilpspharon leaves us.
Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...

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um. kudos on the MANGLES to Z, but I'd guess most people read both boards (n/t) Chalupah 21:39:54 3/12/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> Zorszaul yells 'Die, Ilpspharon, you sorcerous dog!' > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > The gods protect Abicio. > The gods protect the special guard. > The gods protect the special guard. > The gods protect a tortoise. > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > <1171hp 887m 513mv> > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > <1119hp 887m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > <1011hp 911m 513mv> c 'nova' > > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <1011hp 911m 513mv> > A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <1011hp 911m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > Your nova * DEVASTATES * Jeurno! > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > The gods protect Abicio. > The gods protect the special guard. > The gods protect the special guard. > The gods protect a tortoise. > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > <953hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova' > > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <953hp 892m 513mv> > Cheki has arrived. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <953hp 892m 513mv> > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <953hp 892m 513mv> > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > Zorszaul's defilement MASSACRES you! > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <885hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova' > > Abicio looks at Jeurno. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'. > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > You hear something's death cry. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > Zorszaul's defilement misses you. > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > The edges of a tortoise's being stretch and twist and he returns to normal. > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'. > You feel unclean. > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx! > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > The Unholy Sword of Zurcc 'nova' zorsaul > on glows a deathly black! > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <779hp 892m 513mv> They aren't here. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <779hp 892m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > Your nova * DEVASTATES * Jeurno! > The gods protect Cheki. > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > The gods protect Abicio. > The gods protect the special guard. > The gods protect the special guard. > The gods protect Bevrolmx. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <779hp 873m 513mv> > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <779hp 873m 513mv> > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx! > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > Zorszaul executes the form Lightning of Three Prongs! > Zorszaul's defilement decimates you! > Zorszaul's defilement MUTILATES you! > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <614hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > A blue vest with a white circle crumbles into dust. > A plain steel sword crumbles into dust. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <614hp 873m 513mv> > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > Bevrolmx's punch grazes Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx! > Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx! > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <454hp 873m 513mv> > Abicio looks at Jeurno. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <454hp 873m 513mv> > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <454hp 873m 513mv> > Igafret has arrived. > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <454hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > Your punch misses Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx! > Bevrolmx leaves down. > Bevrolmx has fled! > Zorszaul's defilement misses you. > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Jeurno's crush MASSACRES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > A shrieking phantom materializes and attacks you! > You suddenly feel afraid and run as fast as you can from danger! > You can't fly. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > You feel a momentary chill. > Zorszaul's cold touch drains some of your life away! > > Zorszaul's deathly touch EVISCERATES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black! > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > <218hp 873m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > Your nova * DEMOLISHES * Jeurno! > The gods protect Igafret. > The gods protect Cheki. > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > The gods protect Abicio. > Jeurno says 'strike for the seas!' > The end of Jeurno's staff trembles violently! > Jeurno creates a huge spectral hand to pummel you. > Jeurno's crushing hand MANGLES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <119hp 854m 513mv> > Zorszaul stops using the Unholy Sword of Zurcon. > Zorszaul wields a jagged short sword. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <119hp 854m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno parries your punch. > You dodge Jeurno's crush. > Zorszaul's slice misses you. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <119hp 854m 513mv> > Zorszaul utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'. > You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <119hp 854m 513mv> > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > Jeurno parries your punch. > Jeurno parries your punch. > You dodge Jeurno's crush. > Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Zorszaul's slice MUTILATES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <13hp 854m 513mv> > Igafret boggles at the concept. > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <13hp 854m 513mv> > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin. > Your burning, weeping sores devastates you! > You have been KILLED!! > wo > > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes. > As long as you don't attack anything. > Your vitality has faded. You gasp your last breaths. > [MASTER] the Archmage: The Orb of Magic dims a bit as Ilpspharon leaves us. > Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...

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