um. kudos on the MANGLES to Z, but I'd guess most people read both boards (n/t)

um. kudos on the MANGLES to Z, but I'd guess most people read both boards (n/t):
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Posted by Chalupah on March 12, 2000 at 21:39:54:

In Reply to: My last death (posted here in an effort to move the whiny bullshit to the second page) posted by Ilpspharon on March 12, 2000 at 20:36:44:

> Zorszaul yells 'Die, Ilpspharon, you sorcerous dog!'
> Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
> Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
> The gods protect Abicio.
> The gods protect the special guard.
> The gods protect the special guard.
> The gods protect a tortoise.
> Jeurno is gushing blood.
>
> <1171hp 887m 513mv>
> The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
> Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
> Jeurno is gushing blood.
>
> <1119hp 887m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul
>
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
> Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
> Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
> Jeurno is gushing blood.
>
> <1011hp 911m 513mv> c 'nova'
>
> Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <1011hp 911m 513mv>
> A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <1011hp 911m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
> Your nova *** DEVASTATES *** Jeurno!
> Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
> Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
> The gods protect Abicio.
> The gods protect the special guard.
> The gods protect the special guard.
> The gods protect a tortoise.
> The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
> Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
> Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
> Jeurno is gushing blood.
>
> <953hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova'
>
> Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <953hp 892m 513mv>
> Cheki has arrived.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <953hp 892m 513mv>
> Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <953hp 892m 513mv>
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
> Zorszaul's defilement MASSACRES you!
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <885hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova'
>
> Abicio looks at Jeurno.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <885hp 892m 513mv>
> Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <885hp 892m 513mv>
> Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'.
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <885hp 892m 513mv>
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
> You hear something's death cry.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
> Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise.
> Zorszaul's defilement misses you.
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <885hp 892m 513mv>
> The edges of a tortoise's being stretch and twist and he returns to normal.
> Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'.
> You feel unclean.
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <885hp 892m 513mv>
> The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx!
> Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
> Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
> The Unholy Sword of Zurcc 'nova' zorsaul
> on glows a deathly black!
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <779hp 892m 513mv> They aren't here.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <779hp 892m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
> Your nova *** DEVASTATES *** Jeurno!
> The gods protect Cheki.
> Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
> Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
> The gods protect Abicio.
> The gods protect the special guard.
> The gods protect the special guard.
> The gods protect Bevrolmx.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <779hp 873m 513mv>
> Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <779hp 873m 513mv>
> The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx!
> Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
> Zorszaul executes the form Lightning of Three Prongs!
> Zorszaul's defilement decimates you!
> Zorszaul's defilement MUTILATES you!
> Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <614hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul
>
> A blue vest with a white circle crumbles into dust.
> A plain steel sword crumbles into dust.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <614hp 873m 513mv>
> The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
> Bevrolmx's punch grazes Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx!
> Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx!
> Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
> Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
> Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you!
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <454hp 873m 513mv>
> Abicio looks at Jeurno.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <454hp 873m 513mv>
> Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <454hp 873m 513mv>
> Igafret has arrived.
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <454hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul
>
> The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> Your punch misses Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx!
> Bevrolmx leaves down.
> Bevrolmx has fled!
> Zorszaul's defilement misses you.
> Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
> Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Jeurno's crush MASSACRES you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> A shrieking phantom materializes and attacks you!
> You suddenly feel afraid and run as fast as you can from danger!
> You can't fly.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> You feel a momentary chill.
> Zorszaul's cold touch drains some of your life away!
>
> Zorszaul's deathly touch EVISCERATES you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black!
> Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <218hp 873m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
> Your nova *** DEMOLISHES *** Jeurno!
> The gods protect Igafret.
> The gods protect Cheki.
> Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell.
> Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul!
> The gods protect Abicio.
> Jeurno says 'strike for the seas!'
> The end of Jeurno's staff trembles violently!
> Jeurno creates a huge spectral hand to pummel you.
> Jeurno's crushing hand MANGLES you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <119hp 854m 513mv>
> Zorszaul stops using the Unholy Sword of Zurcon.
> Zorszaul wields a jagged short sword.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <119hp 854m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul
>
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash injures Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> You dodge Jeurno's crush.
> Zorszaul's slice misses you.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <119hp 854m 513mv>
> Zorszaul utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
> You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <119hp 854m 513mv>
> The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash hits Jeurno.
> The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> Jeurno parries your punch.
> You dodge Jeurno's crush.
> Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Zorszaul's slice MUTILATES you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <13hp 854m 513mv>
> Igafret boggles at the concept.
> Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds.
>
> <13hp 854m 513mv>
> You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
> Your burning, weeping sores devastates you!
> You have been KILLED!!
> wo
>
> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.
> Your vitality has faded. You gasp your last breaths.
> [MASTER] the Archmage: The Orb of Magic dims a bit as Ilpspharon leaves us.
> Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...

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Comments:	> > Zorszaul yells 'Die, Ilpspharon, you sorcerous dog!' > > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > > The gods protect Abicio. > > The gods protect the special guard. > > The gods protect the special guard. > > The gods protect a tortoise. > > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > > > <1171hp 887m 513mv> > > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > > > <1119hp 887m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > > > <1011hp 911m 513mv> c 'nova' > > > > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <1011hp 911m 513mv> > > A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <1011hp 911m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > > Your nova * DEVASTATES * Jeurno! > > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > > The gods protect Abicio. > > The gods protect the special guard. > > The gods protect the special guard. > > The gods protect a tortoise. > > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > > Jeurno is gushing blood. > > > > <953hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova' > > > > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <953hp 892m 513mv> > > Cheki has arrived. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <953hp 892m 513mv> > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <953hp 892m 513mv> > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > > Zorszaul's defilement MASSACRES you! > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <885hp 892m 513mv> c 'nova' > > > > Abicio looks at Jeurno. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'. > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > > You hear something's death cry. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > > Jeurno's crush injures a tortoise. > > Zorszaul's defilement misses you. > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > > The edges of a tortoise's being stretch and twist and he returns to normal. > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'judifgz'. > > You feel unclean. > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <885hp 892m 513mv> > > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx! > > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > > The Unholy Sword of Zurcc 'nova' zorsaul > > on glows a deathly black! > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <779hp 892m 513mv> They aren't here. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <779hp 892m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > > Your nova * DEVASTATES * Jeurno! > > The gods protect Cheki. > > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > > The gods protect Abicio. > > The gods protect the special guard. > > The gods protect the special guard. > > The gods protect Bevrolmx. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <779hp 873m 513mv> > > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <779hp 873m 513mv> > > The special guard's slash mauls Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx! > > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > > Zorszaul executes the form Lightning of Three Prongs! > > Zorszaul's defilement decimates you! > > Zorszaul's defilement MUTILATES you! > > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <614hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > > > A blue vest with a white circle crumbles into dust. > > A plain steel sword crumbles into dust. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <614hp 873m 513mv> > > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > > Bevrolmx's punch grazes Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush MANGLES Bevrolmx! > > Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx! > > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > > Zorszaul's defilement EVISCERATES you! > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <454hp 873m 513mv> > > Abicio looks at Jeurno. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <454hp 873m 513mv> > > Jeurno closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <454hp 873m 513mv> > > Igafret has arrived. > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <454hp 873m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > > > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > Your punch misses Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno's crush MASSACRES Bevrolmx! > > Bevrolmx leaves down. > > Bevrolmx has fled! > > Zorszaul's defilement misses you. > > Zorszaul's defilement DISMEMBERS you! > > Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > Jeurno's crush MASSACRES you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > A shrieking phantom materializes and attacks you! > > You suddenly feel afraid and run as fast as you can from danger! > > You can't fly. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > You feel a momentary chill. > > Zorszaul's cold touch drains some of your life away! > > > > Zorszaul's deathly touch EVISCERATES you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black! > > Jeurno has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <218hp 873m 513mv> Jeurno is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > > Your nova * DEMOLISHES * Jeurno! > > The gods protect Igafret. > > The gods protect Cheki. > > Zorszaul is seared by the blistering heat of your spell. > > Your nova MANGLES Zorszaul! > > The gods protect Abicio. > > Jeurno says 'strike for the seas!' > > The end of Jeurno's staff trembles violently! > > Jeurno creates a huge spectral hand to pummel you. > > Jeurno's crushing hand MANGLES you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <119hp 854m 513mv> > > Zorszaul stops using the Unholy Sword of Zurcon. > > Zorszaul wields a jagged short sword. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <119hp 854m 513mv> c 'nova' zorsaul > > > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash injures Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > You dodge Jeurno's crush. > > Zorszaul's slice misses you. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <119hp 854m 513mv> > > Zorszaul utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'. > > You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <119hp 854m 513mv> > > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash hits Jeurno. > > The special guard's slash wounds Jeurno. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > Jeurno parries your punch. > > You dodge Jeurno's crush. > > Jeurno's crush DISMEMBERS you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > Zorszaul's slice MUTILATES you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <13hp 854m 513mv> > > Igafret boggles at the concept. > > Jeurno is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <13hp 854m 513mv> > > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin. > > Your burning, weeping sores devastates you! > > You have been KILLED!! > > wo > > > > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes. > > As long as you don't attack anything. > > Your vitality has faded. You gasp your last breaths. > > [MASTER] the Archmage: The Orb of Magic dims a bit as Ilpspharon leaves us. > > Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...

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