Posted by Grallon on March 14, 2000 at 07:50:54:
In Reply to: CF lessons and real life. posted by Elmaster on March 13, 2000 at 22:08:20:
Things that Cf can teach you about real life.
1. Quaffing has a similar effect of 'Dome of illusions'
2. Quaffing to much has a similar effect of 'frightful fiend'
3. Quaffing raises your Charisma
4. Kicking over an anthill, or chopping down a tree multiple times with two friends is a valid substitute for higher education.
5. Police like it when you call them "Imperial goons"
6. Good, nice, innocent women always go for liches and other evil assholes
7. Saying "I was running from a pk" will get you out of a traffic ticket, if that fails say you ran out of things to quaff, so you had to drive fast.
8. Best way to kill a cat is to set it on fire. They are Vuln.
9. All you have to do to get out of hell is kick Satan's ass.
10. Because they have a 25 Con, its alright to participate in the time honored sport of "Dwarf Tossing"
11. All laywers are Secretly have tattooes of a ruby scarab.
12. People who try to fight you just for quaffing are to be pittied...their village was destroyed by a band of quaffing polititians.
13. Its ok to ask everyone you meet if they are Shadow. Because everyone knows they still exist.
14. Always yell out a Warcry, like "BLOOOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOD GOD!!!" before entering a fight, it will help you hit more and make you less succeptable to their spells. This is, of course, more effective if you Quaff first.
15. You can save a bunch on scuba gear by just buying seaweed.
see what happens when I get bored at work?
> There are a few things that this great game has taughtme about life...I will share a few.
>
> 1. When in doubt quaff.
> 2. Never go outside the house without checking who pk...just in case you pissed someone off last time you quaffed.
> 3. Nothing impresses the women like a polearm spec.
> 4. Its ok to walk your annoying friends into a dangerous situation, and quaff heavily.
> 5. Hangovers are -5 str, -2 int, and +3wis for a duration of 12 hours. Unless healing sleep is communed.
> 6. The only thing that sucks more than forgetting the key to the maus exit, is locking your keys in the car with the engine running.
> 7. If you throw a cat into a bathtub filled with water huge MANGLE letters will fly through the air. Reportedly.
> 8. When you mix beer and women, fire giants begin to look like elves after much quaffing.
> 9. A good burrito makes a better defense that all the elemental shields.
> 10. god is prolly a lot like cador.
> 11. Scan each direction before crossing a busy street.
> 12. Bard songs work.
> 13. Answering questions by saying "nod" or "Aye" suddenly makes sense.
> 14. It is always good to have an ample supply of water on your person.
> 15. Its ok to pray when you cant find something (Keys, wife, money, corpse, ect.)
>
> There are more...but I have to go to bed...see what happens when I get bored.
>
> Al