Posted by Elmaster on March 13, 2000 at 22:08:20:
There are a few things that this great game has taughtme about life...I will share a few.
1. When in doubt quaff.
2. Never go outside the house without checking who pk...just in case you pissed someone off last time you quaffed.
3. Nothing impresses the women like a polearm spec.
4. Its ok to walk your annoying friends into a dangerous situation, and quaff heavily.
5. Hangovers are -5 str, -2 int, and +3wis for a duration of 12 hours. Unless healing sleep is communed.
6. The only thing that sucks more than forgetting the key to the maus exit, is locking your keys in the car with the engine running.
7. If you throw a cat into a bathtub filled with water huge MANGLE letters will fly through the air. Reportedly.
8. When you mix beer and women, fire giants begin to look like elves after much quaffing.
9. A good burrito makes a better defense that all the elemental shields.
10. god is prolly a lot like cador.
11. Scan each direction before crossing a busy street.
12. Bard songs work.
13. Answering questions by saying "nod" or "Aye" suddenly makes sense.
14. It is always good to have an ample supply of water on your person.
15. Its ok to pray when you cant find something (Keys, wife, money, corpse, ect.)
There are more...but I have to go to bed...see what happens when I get bored.
Al