Posted by An Old FTAer on March 14, 2000 at 09:05:28:
In Reply to: CF lessons and real life. posted by Elmaster on March 13, 2000 at 22:08:20:
> There are a few things that this great game has taughtme about life...I will share a few.
>
> 1. When in doubt quaff.
> 2. Never go outside the house without checking who pk...just in case you pissed someone off last time you quaffed.
> 3. Nothing impresses the women like a polearm spec.
> 4. Its ok to walk your annoying friends into a dangerous situation, and quaff heavily.
> 5. Hangovers are -5 str, -2 int, and +3wis for a duration of 12 hours. Unless healing sleep is communed.
> 6. The only thing that sucks more than forgetting the key to the maus exit, is locking your keys in the car with the engine running.
> 7. If you throw a cat into a bathtub filled with water huge MANGLE letters will fly through the air. Reportedly.
> 8. When you mix beer and women, fire giants begin to look like elves after much quaffing.
> 9. A good burrito makes a better defense that all the elemental shields.
> 10. god is prolly a lot like cador.
> 11. Scan each direction before crossing a busy street.
> 12. Bard songs work.
> 13. Answering questions by saying "nod" or "Aye" suddenly makes sense.
> 14. It is always good to have an ample supply of water on your person.
> 15. Its ok to pray when you cant find something (Keys, wife, money, corpse, ect.)
>
> There are more...but I have to go to bed...see what happens when I get bored.
>
> Al