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Posted by rofl on March 14, 2000 at 17:55:08:

In Reply to: Ugh...pathetic, I'm leading the group next time, or Grallon posted by Etherian on March 14, 2000 at 16:09:21:

> SHouldn't have lost, shouldn't have entered the village until I gave everyone sanctuary, etc etc. Was pathetic, well done Dhaevor and Tyzendail.
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> <858hp 317m 680mv>
> Dhaevor has arrived.
> Dhaevor snakes out a barbed cat-o-nine-tails around you and pulls you along with him!
> You yell 'Help! Dhaevor is dragging me away!'
> The Shrine of the BattleRagers
>
> [Exits: east]
> A thick belt, made from strips of iron, sits coiled in the corner.
> A helmet fashioned into the likeness of a dragon skull is here.
> A long, dark and dusty leather cloak lies here.
> (Glowing) (Humming) A thin but very long silver-bladed sword lies here waiting to end a life.
> (Humming) A breastplate lays here, finely etched and enameled with a black glaze.
> A quill pen lies on the ground here.
> (Glowing) A pile of cloth, the color of burning fire, glows with energy.
> (Glowing) An iron cylindrical object, covered in runes, lies here.
> (Glowing) (Humming) An amulet on a long steel chain is coiled up here.
> (Glowing) A platinum amulet lies here.
> A bracelet made of elemental magic lies here.
> A small jade talisman is here.
> A long piece of leather, embedded with diamonds, lies here.
> A makeshift torso from a white worm rests here.
> (Glowing) (Humming) A beautiful staff sung from the tree of an Ogier grove lies here.
> (Glowing) A whip made of the hide of an alligator is lying here.
> A diamond tipped pickaxe lies here, looking very dangerous.
> A deep pit has been dug here into the ground.
> A throne of thatched wood with a base of polished skulls, stands here.
> (WANTED) Dhaevor is here.
> (Hide) (WANTED) Tyzendail is here.
> (WANTED) Baroman is sleeping here.
> (White Aura) A healer is here tending to the wounded.
> The Destructor of magic is here, daring you to cast a spell.
> Your shield blocks Dhaevor's freezing bite.
> You parry Dhaevor's freezing bite.
> You parry Dhaevor's freezing bite.
> You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> You parry the Destructor's slash.
> You parry the Destructor's slash.
> You parry the Destructor's slash.
> The Destructor disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
> Dhaevor has a few scratches.
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> <858hp 317m 680mv>
> Dhaevor deflects your punch with his shield.
> Dhaevor delivers a blow of deadly force!
> Dhaevor's freezing bite === OBLITERATES === you!
> Dhaevor's freezing bite devastates you!
> Dhaevor yells wildly 'Siempre Vive el Riesgo!'
> The Destructor's slash devastates you!
> The Destructor's slash maims you!
> The Destructor's slash misses you.
> Dhaevor has a few scratches.
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> <571hp 317m 680mv>
> A sudden pain erupts through your skull.
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> <571hp 317m 680mv> flee
> In your dreams, or what?
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> <571hp 317m 680mv>
> Kopentol yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
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> <571hp 317m 680mv>
> Grallon yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
>
> <571hp 317m 680mv>
> Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> Polemachus yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> You hear the strange sound of a porcupine squealing.
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> <571hp 317m 680mv>
> The white aura around your body fades.
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv>
> Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I've been blackjacked by Tyzendail!'
> Kryn tells the group 'Sanctuary please.'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv> wake
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> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv> You can't wake up!
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv> gt I'm out cold...wake me
> You tell your group 'I'm out cold...wake me'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv>
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv>
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv> gt and get my weapon
> You tell your group 'and get my weapon'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv>
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv>
> Dhaevor yells wildly 'Los Valdar Cuebiyari!'
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv>
> You hear the strange sound of a porcupine squealing.
>
> <592hp 345m 702mv>
> You slowly float to the ground.
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> <621hp 385m 702mv>
> Grallon yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
>
> <621hp 385m 702mv> af
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> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
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> <621hp 385m 702mv> You are affected by:
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 0 hours.
> Spell: 'haste' modifies dexterity by 4 for 2 hours.
> Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 17 hours.
> Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 17 hours.
> Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 38 hours.
> Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 6 for 38 hours.
> Commune: 'righteousness' modifies none by 0 for 70 hours.
> Skill: 'vigilance' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> Skill: 'vigilance' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
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> <621hp 385m 702mv>
> Kopentol yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
>
> <621hp 385m 702mv>
> [ARBITER] Grallon: blackhjacked
>
> <621hp 385m 702mv>
> Dhaevor yells wildly 'Siempre Vive el Riesgo!'
>
> <621hp 385m 702mv>
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
>
> <621hp 385m 702mv>
>
> <621hp 385m 702mv> wake
>
> Grallon yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
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> <621hp 385m 702mv> You can't wake up!
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> <621hp 385m 702mv>
> You come to with a pounding headache.
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> <651hp 410m 702mv> i
> wake
> co sanc
> You are carrying:
> some unleavened bread
> ( 4) a potion of flying
> a large beer barrel
> (Humming) a jewelled dagger
> Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> Polemachus yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
>
> <651hp 410m 702mv>
> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
>
> <651hp 410m 702mv> You wake and stand up.
>
> <651hp 410m 702mv> You close your eyes and concentrate for a moment.
> You are surrounded by a white aura.
>
> <651hp 335m 702mv>
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch and returns an attack of his own.
> Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> The special guard's pound EVISCERATES Baroman!
> The special guard's pound DISMEMBERS Baroman!
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor's slash *** DEVASTATES *** Grallon!
> Kryn's flaming bite EVISCERATES the Destructor!
> Kryn's flaming bite MUTILATES the Destructor!
> Polemachus's pierce mauls the Destructor.
> Baroman's pierce DISMEMBERS the special guard!
> Baroman's pierce EVISCERATES the special guard!
> The Destructor's slash EVISCERATES Polemachus!
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <617hp 335m 702mv>
> Dhaevor trips Grallon, sending him to the ground.
> Dhaevor's trip scratches Grallon.
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <617hp 335m 702mv>
> Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> The special guard's pound MASSACRES Baroman!
> Baroman leaves east.
> Baroman has fled!
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor delivers a blow of deadly force!
> Dhaevor's slash does UNSPEAKABLE things to Grallon!
> Dhaevor's slash *** DEVASTATES *** Grallon!
> Grallon is DEAD!!
> A hammer called Maul of Knowledge vaporizes, returning to its true owner.
> You hear Grallon's death cry.
> Kryn's flaming bite maims the Destructor!
> Polemachus's pierce decimates the Destructor!
> The Destructor's slash MANGLES Kryn!
> The Destructor's slash EVISCERATES Polemachus!
> Polemachus leaves east.
> Polemachus has fled!
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <617hp 335m 702mv>
> Tyzendail drives his dagger into your side!
> Tyzendail's knifing decimates you!
> You yell 'Help! Tyzendail knifed me!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <591hp 335m 702mv> co sanc grallon
>
> Ghoumbe tells the group 'that didnt go well'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Baroman is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> The special guard yells wildly 'Baroman is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor delivers a blow of deadly force!
> Dhaevor's slash <<< ERADICATES >>> the special guard!
> The special guard is DEAD!!
> You hear the special guard's death cry.
> Dhaevor sacrifices the corpse of the special guard to the gods.
> Tyzendail's blast injures you.
> Tyzendail's bite mauls you.
> Kryn's flaming bite maims the Destructor!
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <553hp 335m 702mv>
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <553hp 335m 702mv> You can't concentrate enough.
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <553hp 335m 702mv>
> The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <553hp 335m 702mv>
> Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> The special guard is DEAD!!
> You hear the special guard's death cry.
> Dhaevor sacrifices the corpse of the special guard to the gods.
> Dhaevor parries your punch and returns an attack of his own.
> Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> The special guard is DEAD!!
> You hear the special guard's death cry.
> Dhaevor gets 4510 gold coins from the corpse of the special guard.
> Dhaevor sacrifices the corpse of the special guard to the gods.
> Tyzendail's blast decimates you!
> Tyzendail's bite wounds you.
> Your shield blocks Tyzendail's blast.
> The Destructor disarms Kryn!
> Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <475hp 335m 702mv>
> The healer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at Dhaevor.
> Polemachus yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <475hp 335m 702mv>
> Grallon tells the group 'Dead'
> Kryn gets anduril, Flame of the West.
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <475hp 335m 702mv>
> Kryn wields anduril, Flame of the West.
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <475hp 335m 702mv>
> Tyzendail's critical hit MASSACRES you!
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <395hp 335m 702mv>
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Tyzendail's blast wounds you.
> Tyzendail's bite wounds you.
> Tyzendail's bite mauls you.
> Tyzendail's bite mauls you.
> Kryn's flaming bite EVISCERATES the Destructor!
> Kryn's flaming bite MUTILATES the Destructor!
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <308hp 335m 702mv>
> Dhaevor trips you and you go down!
> Dhaevor's trip scratches you.
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <306hp 335m 702mv>
> The Destructor cuts off Kryn's route of escape with its polearm!
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <306hp 335m 702mv> flee
>
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor's slash *** DEMOLISHES *** Kryn!
> Kryn leaves east.
> Kryn has fled!
> Your shield blocks Tyzendail's blast.
> Tyzendail's bite wounds you.
> Tyzendail's blast wounds you.
> Tyzendail's blast mauls you.
> You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> Dhaevor's slash decimates you!
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <217hp 335m 702mv>
> Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <217hp 335m 702mv>
> Qeli yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <217hp 335m 702mv>
> Tyzendail's critical hit MANGLES you!
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <135hp 335m 702mv>
> The healer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at Tyzendail.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor parries your punch.
> Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> Your shield blocks Dhaevor's slash.
> Tyzendail's blast decimates you!
> Tyzendail's blast mauls you.
> Tyzendail's blast wounds you.
> Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
>
> <2hp 335m 702mv> Dhaevor gets in one more shot as you flee.
> Dhaevor's parting blow maims you!
> You have been KILLED!!
>
> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.
> You feel some of your vitality drain out of you with this death.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
>
> <1hp 1m 702mv>
> The healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Dadail.
>
> <1hp 1m 702mv>
> [ARBITER] Polemachus: Me as well
>
> <1hp 1m 702mv>
> The healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Dadail.
>
> <27hp 24m 622mv>
> Kryn tells the group 'Hell of a fight.'
>
> <27hp 24m 622mv>
> The healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Dadail.
>
> <27hp 24m 622mv>
> Ghoumbe tells the group 'ouch'
>
> <27hp 24m 622mv>
> Dadail stops using a fine cloak.
>
> <27hp 24m 622mv>
> Polemachus tells the group 'No archon usually does that to me.'
>
> <52hp 45m 622mv>
> Ghoumbe tells the group 'all 5 dead?'
>
> <52hp 45m 622mv>
> Dadail wears a large green tunic around his neck.
>
> <52hp 45m 622mv>
> Dadail puts a fine cloak in a large sack.
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> <52hp 45m 622mv> gr
> Kryn's group:
> [51 Pal] Etherian 8% hp 7% mana 100% mv 711136 xp
> [51 War] Grallon 4% hp 13% mana 100% mv 444195 xp
> [45 Asn] Kryn 9% hp 9% mana 98% mv 497273 xp
> [39 Nec] Tukkemset 22% hp 46% mana 93% mv 257682 xp
> [44 Con] Polemachus 10% hp 15% mana 100% mv 341210 xp
> [51 Tra] Ghoumbe 74% hp 77% mana 79% mv 533418 xp


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