Posted by Grallon on March 14, 2000 at 17:57:23:
In Reply to: now That Is Hollarious.. proves once again, just how bright Arbiters really are. posted by rofl on March 14, 2000 at 17:55:08:
> > SHouldn't have lost, shouldn't have entered the village until I gave everyone sanctuary, etc etc. Was pathetic, well done Dhaevor and Tyzendail.
> >
> >
> >
> > <858hp 317m 680mv>
> > Dhaevor has arrived.
> > Dhaevor snakes out a barbed cat-o-nine-tails around you and pulls you along with him!
> > You yell 'Help! Dhaevor is dragging me away!'
> > The Shrine of the BattleRagers
> >
> > [Exits: east]
> > A thick belt, made from strips of iron, sits coiled in the corner.
> > A helmet fashioned into the likeness of a dragon skull is here.
> > A long, dark and dusty leather cloak lies here.
> > (Glowing) (Humming) A thin but very long silver-bladed sword lies here waiting to end a life.
> > (Humming) A breastplate lays here, finely etched and enameled with a black glaze.
> > A quill pen lies on the ground here.
> > (Glowing) A pile of cloth, the color of burning fire, glows with energy.
> > (Glowing) An iron cylindrical object, covered in runes, lies here.
> > (Glowing) (Humming) An amulet on a long steel chain is coiled up here.
> > (Glowing) A platinum amulet lies here.
> > A bracelet made of elemental magic lies here.
> > A small jade talisman is here.
> > A long piece of leather, embedded with diamonds, lies here.
> > A makeshift torso from a white worm rests here.
> > (Glowing) (Humming) A beautiful staff sung from the tree of an Ogier grove lies here.
> > (Glowing) A whip made of the hide of an alligator is lying here.
> > A diamond tipped pickaxe lies here, looking very dangerous.
> > A deep pit has been dug here into the ground.
> > A throne of thatched wood with a base of polished skulls, stands here.
> > (WANTED) Dhaevor is here.
> > (Hide) (WANTED) Tyzendail is here.
> > (WANTED) Baroman is sleeping here.
> > (White Aura) A healer is here tending to the wounded.
> > The Destructor of magic is here, daring you to cast a spell.
> > Your shield blocks Dhaevor's freezing bite.
> > You parry Dhaevor's freezing bite.
> > You parry Dhaevor's freezing bite.
> > You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> > You parry the Destructor's slash.
> > You parry the Destructor's slash.
> > You parry the Destructor's slash.
> > The Destructor disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
> > Dhaevor has a few scratches.
> >
> > <858hp 317m 680mv>
> > Dhaevor deflects your punch with his shield.
> > Dhaevor delivers a blow of deadly force!
> > Dhaevor's freezing bite === OBLITERATES === you!
> > Dhaevor's freezing bite devastates you!
> > Dhaevor yells wildly 'Siempre Vive el Riesgo!'
> > The Destructor's slash devastates you!
> > The Destructor's slash maims you!
> > The Destructor's slash misses you.
> > Dhaevor has a few scratches.
> >
> > <571hp 317m 680mv>
> > A sudden pain erupts through your skull.
> >
> > <571hp 317m 680mv> flee
> > In your dreams, or what?
> >
> > <571hp 317m 680mv>
> > Kopentol yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> >
> > <571hp 317m 680mv>
> > Grallon yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> >
> > <571hp 317m 680mv>
> > Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> > Polemachus yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> > You hear the strange sound of a porcupine squealing.
> >
> > <571hp 317m 680mv>
> > The white aura around your body fades.
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv>
> > Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I've been blackjacked by Tyzendail!'
> > Kryn tells the group 'Sanctuary please.'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv> wake
> >
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv> You can't wake up!
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv> gt I'm out cold...wake me
> > You tell your group 'I'm out cold...wake me'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv>
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv>
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv> gt and get my weapon
> > You tell your group 'and get my weapon'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv>
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor yells wildly 'Los Valdar Cuebiyari!'
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv>
> > You hear the strange sound of a porcupine squealing.
> >
> > <592hp 345m 702mv>
> > You slowly float to the ground.
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv>
> > Grallon yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv> af
> >
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv> You are affected by:
> > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
> > Skill: 'blackjack' modifies none by 0 for 0 hours.
> > Spell: 'haste' modifies dexterity by 4 for 2 hours.
> > Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 17 hours.
> > Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 17 hours.
> > Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 38 hours.
> > Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 6 for 38 hours.
> > Commune: 'righteousness' modifies none by 0 for 70 hours.
> > Skill: 'vigilance' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> > Skill: 'vigilance' modifies none by 0 for 19 hours.
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv>
> > Kopentol yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv>
> > [ARBITER] Grallon: blackhjacked
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor yells wildly 'Siempre Vive el Riesgo!'
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv>
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv>
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv> wake
> >
> > Grallon yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv> You can't wake up!
> >
> > <621hp 385m 702mv>
> > You come to with a pounding headache.
> >
> > <651hp 410m 702mv> i
> > wake
> > co sanc
> > You are carrying:
> > some unleavened bread
> > ( 4) a potion of flying
> > a large beer barrel
> > (Humming) a jewelled dagger
> > Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> > Polemachus yells wildly 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Destructor!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> >
> > <651hp 410m 702mv>
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Dhaevor is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> >
> > <651hp 410m 702mv> You wake and stand up.
> >
> > <651hp 410m 702mv> You close your eyes and concentrate for a moment.
> > You are surrounded by a white aura.
> >
> > <651hp 335m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch and returns an attack of his own.
> > Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > The special guard's pound EVISCERATES Baroman!
> > The special guard's pound DISMEMBERS Baroman!
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor's slash *** DEVASTATES *** Grallon!
> > Kryn's flaming bite EVISCERATES the Destructor!
> > Kryn's flaming bite MUTILATES the Destructor!
> > Polemachus's pierce mauls the Destructor.
> > Baroman's pierce DISMEMBERS the special guard!
> > Baroman's pierce EVISCERATES the special guard!
> > The Destructor's slash EVISCERATES Polemachus!
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <617hp 335m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor trips Grallon, sending him to the ground.
> > Dhaevor's trip scratches Grallon.
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <617hp 335m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> > The special guard's pound MASSACRES Baroman!
> > Baroman leaves east.
> > Baroman has fled!
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor delivers a blow of deadly force!
> > Dhaevor's slash does UNSPEAKABLE things to Grallon!
> > Dhaevor's slash *** DEVASTATES *** Grallon!
> > Grallon is DEAD!!
> > A hammer called Maul of Knowledge vaporizes, returning to its true owner.
> > You hear Grallon's death cry.
> > Kryn's flaming bite maims the Destructor!
> > Polemachus's pierce decimates the Destructor!
> > The Destructor's slash MANGLES Kryn!
> > The Destructor's slash EVISCERATES Polemachus!
> > Polemachus leaves east.
> > Polemachus has fled!
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> > Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <617hp 335m 702mv>
> > Tyzendail drives his dagger into your side!
> > Tyzendail's knifing decimates you!
> > You yell 'Help! Tyzendail knifed me!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <591hp 335m 702mv> co sanc grallon
> >
> > Ghoumbe tells the group 'that didnt go well'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Baroman is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Baroman is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!'
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor delivers a blow of deadly force!
> > Dhaevor's slash <<< ERADICATES >>> the special guard!
> > The special guard is DEAD!!
> > You hear the special guard's death cry.
> > Dhaevor sacrifices the corpse of the special guard to the gods.
> > Tyzendail's blast injures you.
> > Tyzendail's bite mauls you.
> > Kryn's flaming bite maims the Destructor!
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> > Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <553hp 335m 702mv>
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <553hp 335m 702mv> You can't concentrate enough.
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <553hp 335m 702mv>
> > The special guard yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Baroman!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <553hp 335m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> > The special guard is DEAD!!
> > You hear the special guard's death cry.
> > Dhaevor sacrifices the corpse of the special guard to the gods.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch and returns an attack of his own.
> > Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> > Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> > Dhaevor's slash MANGLES the special guard!
> > The special guard is DEAD!!
> > You hear the special guard's death cry.
> > Dhaevor gets 4510 gold coins from the corpse of the special guard.
> > Dhaevor sacrifices the corpse of the special guard to the gods.
> > Tyzendail's blast decimates you!
> > Tyzendail's bite wounds you.
> > Your shield blocks Tyzendail's blast.
> > The Destructor disarms Kryn!
> > Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <475hp 335m 702mv>
> > The healer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at Dhaevor.
> > Polemachus yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <475hp 335m 702mv>
> > Grallon tells the group 'Dead'
> > Kryn gets anduril, Flame of the West.
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <475hp 335m 702mv>
> > Kryn wields anduril, Flame of the West.
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <475hp 335m 702mv>
> > Tyzendail's critical hit MASSACRES you!
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <395hp 335m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Tyzendail's blast wounds you.
> > Tyzendail's bite wounds you.
> > Tyzendail's bite mauls you.
> > Tyzendail's bite mauls you.
> > Kryn's flaming bite EVISCERATES the Destructor!
> > Kryn's flaming bite MUTILATES the Destructor!
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <308hp 335m 702mv>
> > Dhaevor trips you and you go down!
> > Dhaevor's trip scratches you.
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <306hp 335m 702mv>
> > The Destructor cuts off Kryn's route of escape with its polearm!
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <306hp 335m 702mv> flee
> >
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor's slash *** DEMOLISHES *** Kryn!
> > Kryn leaves east.
> > Kryn has fled!
> > Your shield blocks Tyzendail's blast.
> > Tyzendail's bite wounds you.
> > Tyzendail's blast wounds you.
> > Tyzendail's blast mauls you.
> > You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaevor!'
> > Dhaevor's slash decimates you!
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <217hp 335m 702mv>
> > Kryn yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <217hp 335m 702mv>
> > Qeli yells wildly 'Help! I am being attacked by Shardak!'
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <217hp 335m 702mv>
> > Tyzendail's critical hit MANGLES you!
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <135hp 335m 702mv>
> > The healer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at Tyzendail.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor parries your punch.
> > Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> > Dhaevor's slash maims you!
> > Your shield blocks Dhaevor's slash.
> > Tyzendail's blast decimates you!
> > Tyzendail's blast mauls you.
> > Tyzendail's blast wounds you.
> > Dhaevor has some small but disgusting cuts.
> >
> > <2hp 335m 702mv> Dhaevor gets in one more shot as you flee.
> > Dhaevor's parting blow maims you!
> > You have been KILLED!!
> >
> > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> > As long as you don't attack anything.
> > You feel some of your vitality drain out of you with this death.
> > PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> >
> > <1hp 1m 702mv>
> > The healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Dadail.
> >
> > <1hp 1m 702mv>
> > [ARBITER] Polemachus: Me as well
> >
> > <1hp 1m 702mv>
> > The healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Dadail.
> >
> > <27hp 24m 622mv>
> > Kryn tells the group 'Hell of a fight.'
> >
> > <27hp 24m 622mv>
> > The healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Dadail.
> >
> > <27hp 24m 622mv>
> > Ghoumbe tells the group 'ouch'
> >
> > <27hp 24m 622mv>
> > Dadail stops using a fine cloak.
> >
> > <27hp 24m 622mv>
> > Polemachus tells the group 'No archon usually does that to me.'
> >
> > <52hp 45m 622mv>
> > Ghoumbe tells the group 'all 5 dead?'
> >
> > <52hp 45m 622mv>
> > Dadail wears a large green tunic around his neck.
> >
> > <52hp 45m 622mv>
> > Dadail puts a fine cloak in a large sack.
> >
> > <52hp 45m 622mv> gr
> > Kryn's group:
> > [51 Pal] Etherian 8% hp 7% mana 100% mv 711136 xp
> > [51 War] Grallon 4% hp 13% mana 100% mv 444195 xp
> > [45 Asn] Kryn 9% hp 9% mana 98% mv 497273 xp
> > [39 Nec] Tukkemset 22% hp 46% mana 93% mv 257682 xp
> > [44 Con] Polemachus 10% hp 15% mana 100% mv 341210 xp
> > [51 Tra] Ghoumbe 74% hp 77% mana 79% mv 533418 xp