Posted by Polemachus on March 24, 2000 at 15:20:51:
In Reply to: My name isn't original, a special prize for the scholar that can tell me where I got it. (batteries sold separately) posted by Polemachus on March 24, 2000 at 15:15:02:
> > So since we're all spam-clicking refresh on our browsers for that fateful post (CF is up) to appear, I figure I'd entertain you with my jokes, that or give you flamers a reason to post.
> >
> > Anyone been in Hell lately? Yeah, people keep telling me to go to Hell, I guess they have confidence in me or something.
> >
> > Alright, so I'm walking down the street and Zorsazul walks up to me, right. So I sez to him, I sez "Zorsazul, what's that phylactery thing all about..". So he sez to me, he sez: Die. Then my head exploded and I spilled my brains all over Zorsazul's 50 zombies.
> >
> > Well that's all I have on jokes. Now it's time to point out the unoriginality of other peoples names, while effectively (?)assassinating them.
> >
> > Manshoon. Mob on Dioxide's MUD.
> > Dhaevor. Trevor with a Dha.
> > Polemachus. PolyMatch. Two words that don't really make much sense, followed by an 'us' for that "medieval" feel.
> > Gharik. Surprisingly, this is my name. It's a popular Russian name, only mine's spelled a bit differently.
> > Jorin. I don't recall which 10 MUDs I remember this name from.
> > Elgadon. El (The) Ga(la)don.
> > Kryn. Karen.
> > Khaerine. Karen.
> > Krin. Karen.
> > Karhin. Karen.
> > Zorsazul. Cat walked on keyboard and pressed enter for Zorsazul's stat roller. When he came back to comp he saw he had perfect stats, and decided to keep the name.
> > Quinthen. Tarantino. (However you spell it).
> > Wollscheild. WallChild.. Maybe he wasn't hugged as a kid, I dunno.
> > Nilrem. Must be dislexic, and unoriginal.
> > Pico. Latin for chaos (I think), plus name found in 98% of MUDs.
> > BoltThrower. Yeah, I won't make fun, I realize he was named before the naming rules were put in.
> > Nepenthe. My favorite medieval drug. Also god of moon or something or other.
> > Istendil. I Stood Still.
> > Pikel. Lol. Pickle. I like Pikels for lunch.
> > Grallon. "Grall-on." Remove unsightly venerial warts for only $19.95. Buy one get one free to post on the CForum contradicting everyone else.
> > Sarcon. Sorry, you're never getting that sword (Zurcon)
> > Jarel. Medieval sounding? Sure. Original? Ask Superman what his Dad's name is.
> > Ae-anything. All names starting with Ae- are good arial or elf assassins in Dawn. Must be an automatic thing when you name your character. You're born as a level 1 good assassin with Cabal powers.
> >
> > So remember kiddies, from A-Z no name is truly original. Except for mine of course.
> > Why should you believe me? Because I closed my eyes and pressed random keys.