My name isn't original, a special prize for the scholar that can tell me where I got it. (batteries sold separately)

My name isn't original, a special prize for the scholar that can tell me where I got it. (batteries sold separately):
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Posted by Polemachus on March 24, 2000 at 15:15:02:

In Reply to: All work and no play make Jhaerin a dull boy. posted by Fedoyopi on March 24, 2000 at 15:09:19:

> So since we're all spam-clicking refresh on our browsers for that fateful post (CF is up) to appear, I figure I'd entertain you with my jokes, that or give you flamers a reason to post.
>
> Anyone been in Hell lately? Yeah, people keep telling me to go to Hell, I guess they have confidence in me or something.
>
> Alright, so I'm walking down the street and Zorsazul walks up to me, right. So I sez to him, I sez "Zorsazul, what's that phylactery thing all about..". So he sez to me, he sez: Die. Then my head exploded and I spilled my brains all over Zorsazul's 50 zombies.
>
> Well that's all I have on jokes. Now it's time to point out the unoriginality of other peoples names, while effectively (?)assassinating them.
>
> Manshoon. Mob on Dioxide's MUD.
> Dhaevor. Trevor with a Dha.
> Polemachus. PolyMatch. Two words that don't really make much sense, followed by an 'us' for that "medieval" feel.
> Gharik. Surprisingly, this is my name. It's a popular Russian name, only mine's spelled a bit differently.
> Jorin. I don't recall which 10 MUDs I remember this name from.
> Elgadon. El (The) Ga(la)don.
> Kryn. Karen.
> Khaerine. Karen.
> Krin. Karen.
> Karhin. Karen.
> Zorsazul. Cat walked on keyboard and pressed enter for Zorsazul's stat roller. When he came back to comp he saw he had perfect stats, and decided to keep the name.
> Quinthen. Tarantino. (However you spell it).
> Wollscheild. WallChild.. Maybe he wasn't hugged as a kid, I dunno.
> Nilrem. Must be dislexic, and unoriginal.
> Pico. Latin for chaos (I think), plus name found in 98% of MUDs.
> BoltThrower. Yeah, I won't make fun, I realize he was named before the naming rules were put in.
> Nepenthe. My favorite medieval drug. Also god of moon or something or other.
> Istendil. I Stood Still.
> Pikel. Lol. Pickle. I like Pikels for lunch.
> Grallon. "Grall-on." Remove unsightly venerial warts for only $19.95. Buy one get one free to post on the CForum contradicting everyone else.
> Sarcon. Sorry, you're never getting that sword (Zurcon)
> Jarel. Medieval sounding? Sure. Original? Ask Superman what his Dad's name is.
> Ae-anything. All names starting with Ae- are good arial or elf assassins in Dawn. Must be an automatic thing when you name your character. You're born as a level 1 good assassin with Cabal powers.
>
> So remember kiddies, from A-Z no name is truly original. Except for mine of course.
> Why should you believe me? Because I closed my eyes and pressed random keys.

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Actually, the above isn't entirely true. The original name was PolemaRchus. (No CODs) Polemachus 15:20:51 3/24/2000 (0)
Re: Jhaerin 15:20:34 3/24/2000 (6)
- I know I can't type, so I'll save you people the trouble of telling me I misspelled demolishes n/t Don't worry about it 15:22:21 3/24/2000 (0)
- You're on the right track (Please include 3 bucks for shipping and handling) Polemachus 15:21:58 3/24/2000 (4)
  - Hey, now I can appreciate your name.. I couldn't find much, but Polemachus was a Greek law enforcer of some sort who felt justice meant helping his friends and harming his enemies. (Not trying to assassinate ya or anything, n/t) Jhaerin 15:28:05 3/24/2000 (3)
    - You are correct. (some text) Polemachus 15:31:30 3/24/2000 (2)
      - Re: You are correct. (some text) Jhaerin 15:43:37 3/24/2000 (1)
        
        I'm not worried about it Polemachus 15:47:39 3/24/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> > So since we're all spam-clicking refresh on our browsers for that fateful post (CF is up) to appear, I figure I'd entertain you with my jokes, that or give you flamers a reason to post. > > > > Anyone been in Hell lately? Yeah, people keep telling me to go to Hell, I guess they have confidence in me or something. > > > > Alright, so I'm walking down the street and Zorsazul walks up to me, right. So I sez to him, I sez "Zorsazul, what's that phylactery thing all about..". So he sez to me, he sez: Die. Then my head exploded and I spilled my brains all over Zorsazul's 50 zombies. > > > > Well that's all I have on jokes. Now it's time to point out the unoriginality of other peoples names, while effectively (?)assassinating them. > > > > Manshoon. Mob on Dioxide's MUD. > > Dhaevor. Trevor with a Dha. > > Polemachus. PolyMatch. Two words that don't really make much sense, followed by an 'us' for that "medieval" feel. > > Gharik. Surprisingly, this is my name. It's a popular Russian name, only mine's spelled a bit differently. > > Jorin. I don't recall which 10 MUDs I remember this name from. > > Elgadon. El (The) Ga(la)don. > > Kryn. Karen. > > Khaerine. Karen. > > Krin. Karen. > > Karhin. Karen. > > Zorsazul. Cat walked on keyboard and pressed enter for Zorsazul's stat roller. When he came back to comp he saw he had perfect stats, and decided to keep the name. > > Quinthen. Tarantino. (However you spell it). > > Wollscheild. WallChild.. Maybe he wasn't hugged as a kid, I dunno. > > Nilrem. Must be dislexic, and unoriginal. > > Pico. Latin for chaos (I think), plus name found in 98% of MUDs. > > BoltThrower. Yeah, I won't make fun, I realize he was named before the naming rules were put in. > > Nepenthe. My favorite medieval drug. Also god of moon or something or other. > > Istendil. I Stood Still. > > Pikel. Lol. Pickle. I like Pikels for lunch. > > Grallon. "Grall-on." Remove unsightly venerial warts for only $19.95. Buy one get one free to post on the CForum contradicting everyone else. > > Sarcon. Sorry, you're never getting that sword (Zurcon) > > Jarel. Medieval sounding? Sure. Original? Ask Superman what his Dad's name is. > > Ae-anything. All names starting with Ae- are good arial or elf assassins in Dawn. Must be an automatic thing when you name your character. You're born as a level 1 good assassin with Cabal powers. > > > > So remember kiddies, from A-Z no name is truly original. Except for mine of course. > > Why should you believe me? Because I closed my eyes and pressed random keys.

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