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All work and no play make Jhaerin a dull boy.:
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Posted by Fedoyopi on March 24, 2000 at 15:09:19:

So since we're all spam-clicking refresh on our browsers for that fateful post (CF is up) to appear, I figure I'd entertain you with my jokes, that or give you flamers a reason to post.

Anyone been in Hell lately? Yeah, people keep telling me to go to Hell, I guess they have confidence in me or something.

Alright, so I'm walking down the street and Zorsazul walks up to me, right. So I sez to him, I sez "Zorsazul, what's that phylactery thing all about..". So he sez to me, he sez: Die. Then my head exploded and I spilled my brains all over Zorsazul's 50 zombies.

Well that's all I have on jokes. Now it's time to point out the unoriginality of other peoples names, while effectively (?)assassinating them.

Manshoon. Mob on Dioxide's MUD.
Dhaevor. Trevor with a Dha.
Polemachus. PolyMatch. Two words that don't really make much sense, followed by an 'us' for that "medieval" feel.
Gharik. Surprisingly, this is my name. It's a popular Russian name, only mine's spelled a bit differently.
Jorin. I don't recall which 10 MUDs I remember this name from.
Elgadon. El (The) Ga(la)don.
Kryn. Karen.
Khaerine. Karen.
Krin. Karen.
Karhin. Karen.
Zorsazul. Cat walked on keyboard and pressed enter for Zorsazul's stat roller. When he came back to comp he saw he had perfect stats, and decided to keep the name.
Quinthen. Tarantino. (However you spell it).
Wollscheild. WallChild.. Maybe he wasn't hugged as a kid, I dunno.
Nilrem. Must be dislexic, and unoriginal.
Pico. Latin for chaos (I think), plus name found in 98% of MUDs.
BoltThrower. Yeah, I won't make fun, I realize he was named before the naming rules were put in.
Nepenthe. My favorite medieval drug. Also god of moon or something or other.
Istendil. I Stood Still.
Pikel. Lol. Pickle. I like Pikels for lunch.
Grallon. "Grall-on." Remove unsightly venerial warts for only $19.95. Buy one get one free to post on the CForum contradicting everyone else.
Sarcon. Sorry, you're never getting that sword (Zurcon)
Jarel. Medieval sounding? Sure. Original? Ask Superman what his Dad's name is.
Ae-anything. All names starting with Ae- are good arial or elf assassins in Dawn. Must be an automatic thing when you name your character. You're born as a level 1 good assassin with Cabal powers.

So remember kiddies, from A-Z no name is truly original. Except for mine of course.
Why should you believe me? Because I closed my eyes and pressed random keys.

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the names i can think of... boyboy 15:29:27 3/24/2000 (4)
- Heh.. Nivek = Kevin. Chooba = Chooba(ka) The others are ok n/t Jhaerin 15:32:40 3/24/2000 (3)
  - Actually... Chooba 15:41:04 3/24/2000 (2)
    - Lol, wow, I don't know how you thought that up but kudos. Choomer woulda been funny. Jhaerin 15:45:12 3/24/2000 (1)
      - Macheath's Official Naming System (swiped from Twist) Macheath 10:29:30 3/25/2000 (0)
You got Polemachus from the Avengers, its a planet I think... Do I get a prise??? n/t TSM 15:21:09 3/24/2000 (4)
- I haven't read or watched The Avengers, so that's not where I got it from. no text stuff inside this here post Polemachus 15:23:55 3/24/2000 (3)
  - Re: I haven't read or watched The Avengers, so that's not where I got it from. no text stuff inside this here post Lazerus 15:42:36 3/24/2000 (1)
    - I can't believe I'm the only one that notices, but Polemachus the Arbiter seems to remind me of Golmagus the Arbiter. n/t Jewel 17:05:34 3/24/2000 (0)
  - LIAR!!! n/t TSM 15:27:33 3/24/2000 (0)
My name isn't original, a special prize for the scholar that can tell me where I got it. (batteries sold separately) Polemachus 15:15:02 3/24/2000 (8)
- Actually, the above isn't entirely true. The original name was PolemaRchus. (No CODs) Polemachus 15:20:51 3/24/2000 (0)
- Re: Jhaerin 15:20:34 3/24/2000 (6)
  - I know I can't type, so I'll save you people the trouble of telling me I misspelled demolishes n/t Don't worry about it 15:22:21 3/24/2000 (0)
  - You're on the right track (Please include 3 bucks for shipping and handling) Polemachus 15:21:58 3/24/2000 (4)
    - Hey, now I can appreciate your name.. I couldn't find much, but Polemachus was a Greek law enforcer of some sort who felt justice meant helping his friends and harming his enemies. (Not trying to assassinate ya or anything, n/t) Jhaerin 15:28:05 3/24/2000 (3)
      - You are correct. (some text) Polemachus 15:31:30 3/24/2000 (2)
        
        Re: You are correct. (some text) Jhaerin 15:43:37 3/24/2000 (1)
        
        I'm not worried about it Polemachus 15:47:39 3/24/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> So since we're all spam-clicking refresh on our browsers for that fateful post (CF is up) to appear, I figure I'd entertain you with my jokes, that or give you flamers a reason to post. > > Anyone been in Hell lately? Yeah, people keep telling me to go to Hell, I guess they have confidence in me or something. > > Alright, so I'm walking down the street and Zorsazul walks up to me, right. So I sez to him, I sez "Zorsazul, what's that phylactery thing all about..". So he sez to me, he sez: Die. Then my head exploded and I spilled my brains all over Zorsazul's 50 zombies. > > Well that's all I have on jokes. Now it's time to point out the unoriginality of other peoples names, while effectively (?)assassinating them. > > Manshoon. Mob on Dioxide's MUD. > Dhaevor. Trevor with a Dha. > Polemachus. PolyMatch. Two words that don't really make much sense, followed by an 'us' for that "medieval" feel. > Gharik. Surprisingly, this is my name. It's a popular Russian name, only mine's spelled a bit differently. > Jorin. I don't recall which 10 MUDs I remember this name from. > Elgadon. El (The) Ga(la)don. > Kryn. Karen. > Khaerine. Karen. > Krin. Karen. > Karhin. Karen. > Zorsazul. Cat walked on keyboard and pressed enter for Zorsazul's stat roller. When he came back to comp he saw he had perfect stats, and decided to keep the name. > Quinthen. Tarantino. (However you spell it). > Wollscheild. WallChild.. Maybe he wasn't hugged as a kid, I dunno. > Nilrem. Must be dislexic, and unoriginal. > Pico. Latin for chaos (I think), plus name found in 98% of MUDs. > BoltThrower. Yeah, I won't make fun, I realize he was named before the naming rules were put in. > Nepenthe. My favorite medieval drug. Also god of moon or something or other. > Istendil. I Stood Still. > Pikel. Lol. Pickle. I like Pikels for lunch. > Grallon. "Grall-on." Remove unsightly venerial warts for only $19.95. Buy one get one free to post on the CForum contradicting everyone else. > Sarcon. Sorry, you're never getting that sword (Zurcon) > Jarel. Medieval sounding? Sure. Original? Ask Superman what his Dad's name is. > Ae-anything. All names starting with Ae- are good arial or elf assassins in Dawn. Must be an automatic thing when you name your character. You're born as a level 1 good assassin with Cabal powers. > > So remember kiddies, from A-Z no name is truly original. Except for mine of course. > Why should you believe me? Because I closed my eyes and pressed random keys.

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