I enjoyed the last time, when you had choose the really bad names, but when you try to do the same on all. You realy s*ck! Just choose the bad names!!! NT

I enjoyed the last time, when you had choose the really bad names, but when you try to do the same on all. You realy s*ck! Just choose the bad names!!! NT:
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Posted by Dont worry my name isnt there on April 4, 2000 at 21:35:16:

In Reply to: Back by popular demand -- Everyone's name sucks posted by Put-er off of papers on April 4, 2000 at 19:12:39:

> Yes, you all are in luck. I have another huge ass paper due tomorrow,
> and I don't wanna work on it. Therefore, I chose to draw the ire of
> 48 people I don't know. Your welcome. This time I left my own character
> in and made fun of his name too.
>
> [ Arial ] Vreuroux the Shotei
>

This name sucks. Not only a v, not only an x, but it begins with vr!
> Lets pronounce it: "vreeoohroh" (is this french?)
> [ Elf ] Thaurelea the Sorceress
>

Don't know why, but when I see this name I think this must be a
> a combination of Tharena and Lorasea!
> [ Human ] Zynith the Hired Killer
>

My parents had a Zenith television. It never tried to kill us.
> [ Arial ] Kosedran the Novice of Owaza
>

We know about k names. At least it sounds neat.
> [ D-Elf ] [ARBITER] Fosterian the Master Summoner
>

It's Australian for beer
> [ Human ] Nyrzhul the Student Theurgist
>

What the... Did someone just steal all the vowels from Nazmorghul?
> [ Storm ] Jklopmnsh the Paladin Pupil
>

Gesundheit
> [ Human ] Lendel the Master of Kamae
>

What, is this Grendel's lost good twin brother?
> [ Elf ] Nirgal the Master of Wind
>

Sounds like what the monster under my bed would be called
> [ Duerg ] Kryssis the Keeper of Faith
>

Sounds like an 80's heavy metal band
> [ Dwarf ] Graellok the Apprentice Healer
>

Ahh, the ever irresistable "ae". This is a cool name, too bad it sounds evil (with the "lok" and all)
> [ Human ] Kastar the Sentry
>

Chaos-star? Gas tar? Castor? Caster? It's not the k this time, I promise
> [ Gnome ] Alendar the Conjurer
>

This name is far too simple, not to mention pronouncable. Probably an imm
> [ D-Elf ] Velish the Lieutenant, Anathema to the Empire
>

"But nowhere did it say that it was against Imperial Law to have a name
> that sounds like a German asking for some relish!"
> [ Cloud ] Grifiths the Guardian of the Forest
>

Oh boy, we all know about this. A ranger named Grifiths? Notice though,
> it's only got one "f" this time!
> [ D-Elf ] Wraihern the Theurgist
>

About time we had a w name. W's used to be so popular. This is still a stupid name -
> I don't have a reason, it just looks gay
> [ W-Elf ] Danai the Master Poetess
>

Looks like this wood-elf will "Da-nied"
> [ Arial ] Yairs the Heroine
>

Like that Outkast song, "Oh Yay-er"
> [ D-Elf ] Xalthien the Student Theurgist
>

Here we, we were doing pretty good with no x's there too
> [ Dwarf ] Grogan the Myrmidon
>

Ah, he chose an ugly real surname. Guess it works
> [ Elf ] Azarnil the Veteran
>

What, I thought only drow like z's
> [ Felar ] Rukkammiel the Yama Arashi
>

I'm starting to get tired... I mean this name looks kinda silly,
> with that rukka and all, yet for some reason, I cannot fully attack it
> [ Arial ] Cheki the Overlord
>

Oh yeah, I'm awake again, what the hell is this shit, is he slavic?
> Does he like to check things? Does he like Chek soda?
> [Hit Return to continue]
>
> [ Human ] (PK) Niro the Elegist
>

Remember, Roman and Greek references are okay, not modern things from
> pop culture. Doesn't mean this name isn't lame as f*ck
> [ Cloud ] Ioanis the Master of Copper
>

Sounds kinda like Yo' Anus, isn't I a y in some other language?
> [ W-Elf ] Illora the Drummer
>

F*cking wood-elf players, I can't think of anything
> [ Human ] Ronechet the Seeker
>

Guess we have another french character. I can just see the thought
> process: "Ricochet would be a cool name, I'll change it to Ronechet, yeah!"
> [ Felar ] [ARBITER] Mirmyra the Baroness of Thunder
>

I accept this name, although it sounds a cancerous mole or something
> [ Elf ] Astalon the Wizard
>

It really means "As Stalin", trust me. This elf won't be good for long
> [ Cloud ] Morkan the Baron of Ice
>

"Morkandmindy? Nah, they'd catch that..."
> [ Elf ] Elamnaster the Master Singer
>

So, is this Elmaster's character?
> [ Fire ] Krolg the Underlord
>

Me giant, me name start with K; end with G
> [51 Elf Bar] [TROUPE] Tathlyn Ceredente, Eternal Minstrel of Mirth
>

No fair, how'd they get a last name?
> [ Human ] Arkeleb the Rogue Knight
>

Yes, evil people choose k over c. I admit to liking this name tho
> [ Human ] Tastagro the Elder Spy
>

Sounds like a spanish bandit. which i guess is good?
> [ Elf ] Alurian the Warlock
>

Sounds like a car. oh, that's an Alero, nevermind
> [ Fire ] Zarxion the Knight
>

ooh, he's really really evil, a Z and an X
> [ Elf ] Iracundur the Planewalker, Servant of the Dawn
>

Notice, he used a c, not a k
> [ Fire ] Vargus the Baron of Hurricanes, Hunter of Citizens
>

Huh, I thought Vargus was from that old perma-group with Stiles
> (another winner of a name) and someone else?
> [ Elf ] Astillian the Jingle Foot, Head of the Bar
>

Aha, last time you did not effectively process my sarcasm about
> elven names -- for this, I reveal the truth about your own name:
> "Ass Til Lion"!
> [ Human ] Armengar the Taiotoshi
>

Armen, the distinguished-sounding part, plus gar! the evil part!
> [ Svirf ] Jeijelel the Gladiator
>

What?
> [ Storm ] [ARBITER] Ferenil the Demon Slayer
>

Sounds like one those elements at the end of the periodic table
> [Hit Return to continue]
>
> [ Gnome ] Qanoon the Student of Alteration
>

So, we see a Manshoon, someone has to make another *oon?
> Notice the Q without the u, though, always a clever trick!
> [ Elf ] Iieeo the Medium of Magic
>

Holy shit would Pat Sajak have a field day with this
> [ Elf ] Zepherille the Scholar of Magic
>

Woah, a Z in the name of a good character? Guess it means like a
> Zephyr of the hills or some shit. Must be a Sylvan, either air sphere
> or air major, I bet
> [ Duerg ] Mikhail the Master of the Elements, Anathema to the Empire
>

Like any Emperor would let Gorbachev last in the Empire
> [ Arial ] Malathalas the Master of Kamae
>

my god, all the a's. But he's got Mal, at the beginning, at least we
> know he's evil
>
> Players found: 48
>
> Thank god this was from the morning, I couldn't handle anymore.

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Comments:	> > Yes, you all are in luck. I have another huge ass paper due tomorrow, > > and I don't wanna work on it. Therefore, I chose to draw the ire of > > 48 people I don't know. Your welcome. This time I left my own character > > in and made fun of his name too. > > > > [ Arial ] Vreuroux the Shotei > > <dd>This name sucks. Not only a v, not only an x, but it begins with vr! > > Lets pronounce it: "vreeoohroh" (is this french?) > > [ Elf ] Thaurelea the Sorceress > > <dd>Don't know why, but when I see this name I think this must be a > > a combination of Tharena and Lorasea! > > [ Human ] Zynith the Hired Killer > > <dd>My parents had a Zenith television. It never tried to kill us. > > [ Arial ] Kosedran the Novice of Owaza > > <dd>We know about k names. At least it sounds neat. > > [ D-Elf ] [ARBITER] Fosterian the Master Summoner > > <dd>It's Australian for beer > > [ Human ] Nyrzhul the Student Theurgist > > <dd>What the... Did someone just steal all the vowels from Nazmorghul? > > [ Storm ] Jklopmnsh the Paladin Pupil > > <dd>Gesundheit > > [ Human ] Lendel the Master of Kamae > > <dd>What, is this Grendel's lost good twin brother? > > [ Elf ] Nirgal the Master of Wind > > <dd>Sounds like what the monster under my bed would be called > > [ Duerg ] Kryssis the Keeper of Faith > > <dd>Sounds like an 80's heavy metal band > > [ Dwarf ] Graellok the Apprentice Healer > > <dd>Ahh, the ever irresistable "ae". This is a cool name, too bad it sounds evil (with the "lok" and all) > > [ Human ] Kastar the Sentry > > <dd>Chaos-star? Gas tar? Castor? Caster? It's not the k this time, I promise > > [ Gnome ] Alendar the Conjurer > > <dd>This name is far too simple, not to mention pronouncable. Probably an imm > > [ D-Elf ] Velish the Lieutenant, Anathema to the Empire > > <dd>"But nowhere did it say that it was against Imperial Law to have a name > > that sounds like a German asking for some relish!" > > [ Cloud ] Grifiths the Guardian of the Forest > > <dd>Oh boy, we all know about this. A ranger named Grifiths? Notice though, > > it's only got one "f" this time! > > [ D-Elf ] Wraihern the Theurgist > > <dd>About time we had a w name. W's used to be so popular. This is still a stupid name - > > I don't have a reason, it just looks gay > > [ W-Elf ] Danai the Master Poetess > > <dd>Looks like this wood-elf will "Da-nied" > > [ Arial ] Yairs the Heroine > > <dd>Like that Outkast song, "Oh Yay-er" > > [ D-Elf ] Xalthien the Student Theurgist > > <dd>Here we, we were doing pretty good with no x's there too > > [ Dwarf ] Grogan the Myrmidon > > <dd>Ah, he chose an ugly real surname. Guess it works > > [ Elf ] Azarnil the Veteran > > <dd>What, I thought only drow like z's > > [ Felar ] Rukkammiel the Yama Arashi > > <dd>I'm starting to get tired... I mean this name looks kinda silly, > > with that rukka and all, yet for some reason, I cannot fully attack it > > [ Arial ] Cheki the Overlord > > <dd>Oh yeah, I'm awake again, what the hell is this shit, is he slavic? > > Does he like to check things? Does he like Chek soda? > > [Hit Return to continue] > > > > [ Human ] (PK) Niro the Elegist > > <dd>Remember, Roman and Greek references are okay, not modern things from > > pop culture. Doesn't mean this name isn't lame as fck > > [ Cloud ] Ioanis the Master of Copper > > <dd>Sounds kinda like Yo' Anus, isn't I a y in some other language? > > [ W-Elf ] Illora the Drummer > > <dd>Fcking wood-elf players, I can't think of anything > > [ Human ] Ronechet the Seeker > > <dd>Guess we have another french character. I can just see the thought > > process: "Ricochet would be a cool name, I'll change it to Ronechet, yeah!" > > [ Felar ] [ARBITER] Mirmyra the Baroness of Thunder > > <dd>I accept this name, although it sounds a cancerous mole or something > > [ Elf ] Astalon the Wizard > > <dd>It really means "As Stalin", trust me. This elf won't be good for long > > [ Cloud ] Morkan the Baron of Ice > > <dd>"Morkandmindy? Nah, they'd catch that..." > > [ Elf ] Elamnaster the Master Singer > > <dd>So, is this Elmaster's character? > > [ Fire ] Krolg the Underlord > > <dd>Me giant, me name start with K; end with G > > [51 Elf Bar] [TROUPE] Tathlyn Ceredente, Eternal Minstrel of Mirth > > <dd>No fair, how'd they get a last name? > > [ Human ] Arkeleb the Rogue Knight > > <dd>Yes, evil people choose k over c. I admit to liking this name tho > > [ Human ] Tastagro the Elder Spy > > <dd>Sounds like a spanish bandit. which i guess is good? > > [ Elf ] Alurian the Warlock > > <dd>Sounds like a car. oh, that's an Alero, nevermind > > [ Fire ] Zarxion the Knight > > <dd>ooh, he's really really evil, a Z and an X > > [ Elf ] Iracundur the Planewalker, Servant of the Dawn > > <dd>Notice, he used a c, not a k > > [ Fire ] Vargus the Baron of Hurricanes, Hunter of Citizens > > <dd>Huh, I thought Vargus was from that old perma-group with Stiles > > (another winner of a name) and someone else? > > [ Elf ] Astillian the Jingle Foot, Head of the Bar > > <dd>Aha, last time you did not effectively process my sarcasm about > > elven names -- for this, I reveal the truth about your own name: > > "Ass Til Lion"! > > [ Human ] Armengar the Taiotoshi > > <dd>Armen, the distinguished-sounding part, plus gar! the evil part! > > [ Svirf ] Jeijelel the Gladiator > > <dd>What? > > [ Storm ] [ARBITER] Ferenil the Demon Slayer > > <dd>Sounds like one those elements at the end of the periodic table > > [Hit Return to continue] > > > > [ Gnome ] Qanoon the Student of Alteration > > <dd>So, we see a Manshoon, someone has to make another *oon? > > Notice the Q without the u, though, always a clever trick! > > [ Elf ] Iieeo the Medium of Magic > > <dd>Holy shit would Pat Sajak have a field day with this > > [ Elf ] Zepherille the Scholar of Magic > > <dd>Woah, a Z in the name of a good character? Guess it means like a > > Zephyr of the hills or some shit. Must be a Sylvan, either air sphere > > or air major, I bet > > [ Duerg ] Mikhail the Master of the Elements, Anathema to the Empire > > <dd>Like any Emperor would let Gorbachev last in the Empire > > [ Arial ] Malathalas the Master of Kamae > > <dd>my god, all the a's. But he's got Mal, at the beginning, at least we > > know he's evil > > > > Players found: 48 > > > > Thank god this was from the morning, I couldn't handle anymore.

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