Speaking of DIKU jokes, how many DIKUs does it take to change a light bulb?

Speaking of DIKU jokes, how many DIKUs does it take to change a light bulb?:
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Posted by [FTA] The idealist on April 14, 2000 at 07:28:50:

15

1 to summon the light bulb
1 to sleep it
1 to jack it, just in case the sleep didn't work
1 to hold in, just in case the sleep/jack failed
1 to blind, weaken, poison, it
1 to slow, cancel, and fumble it.
1 to cleave it
1 to throw it
1 to trip/bash it in case the thorws miss
4 to make sect leader so this get overlooked
1 to make emperor for the above reason
1 to finally make IMP to those simultaious log-ons get ignored.

FTA

P.S. This has been a joke. Had this actually been humerous, you would be laughing now.

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*screams* that is true evil................ n//t Bacrie 11:44:29 4/14/2000 (0)
Heheh n/t Joshu (DIKU) 09:12:02 4/14/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> 15 > > 1 to summon the light bulb > 1 to sleep it > 1 to jack it, just in case the sleep didn't work > 1 to hold in, just in case the sleep/jack failed > 1 to blind, weaken, poison, it > 1 to slow, cancel, and fumble it. > 1 to cleave it > 1 to throw it > 1 to trip/bash it in case the thorws miss > 4 to make sect leader so this get overlooked > 1 to make emperor for the above reason > 1 to finally make IMP to those simultaious log-ons get ignored. > > FTA > > P.S. This has been a joke. Had this actually been humerous, you would be laughing now.