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Heheh n/t:
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Posted by Joshu (DIKU) on April 14, 2000 at 09:12:02:

In Reply to: Speaking of DIKU jokes, how many DIKUs does it take to change a light bulb? posted by [FTA] The idealist on April 14, 2000 at 07:28:50:

> 15
>
> 1 to summon the light bulb
> 1 to sleep it
> 1 to jack it, just in case the sleep didn't work
> 1 to hold in, just in case the sleep/jack failed
> 1 to blind, weaken, poison, it
> 1 to slow, cancel, and fumble it.
> 1 to cleave it
> 1 to throw it
> 1 to trip/bash it in case the thorws miss
> 4 to make sect leader so this get overlooked
> 1 to make emperor for the above reason
> 1 to finally make IMP to those simultaious log-ons get ignored.
>
> FTA
>
> P.S. This has been a joke. Had this actually been humerous, you would be laughing now.

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Comments:	> > 15 > > > > 1 to summon the light bulb > > 1 to sleep it > > 1 to jack it, just in case the sleep didn't work > > 1 to hold in, just in case the sleep/jack failed > > 1 to blind, weaken, poison, it > > 1 to slow, cancel, and fumble it. > > 1 to cleave it > > 1 to throw it > > 1 to trip/bash it in case the thorws miss > > 4 to make sect leader so this get overlooked > > 1 to make emperor for the above reason > > 1 to finally make IMP to those simultaious log-ons get ignored. > > > > FTA > > > > P.S. This has been a joke. Had this actually been humerous, you would be laughing now.