Posted by Warrior on May 6, 2000 at 15:19:09:
In Reply to: was i right or was the Half-elf posted by Not what i was wanting him for, but on May 5, 2000 at 21:39:20:
> <100%hp 100%m 56%mv> sc
> You are Maxamus the Swordpupil, level 1, 115 years old (0 hours).
> You are young.
> Race: storm Sex: male Class: warrior Hometown: Galadon
> You are at 100% hit, 100% mana, 56% movement.
> You have 5 practices and 3 training sessions.
> You are carrying 8/31 items.
> Your items weigh 17 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of 252 pounds).
> Str: strong Int: genius Wis: wise
> Dex: dextrous Con: healthy Chr: average
> You have scored 2000 exp, and have 50 gold coins.
> You need 2000 exp to level.
> Wimpy set to 0% of max hit points.
> You are standing.
> You are barely protected from piercing.
> You are barely protected from bashing.
> You are barely protected from slashing.
> You are barely protected from magic.
> You are good. You have a chaotic ethos.
> You have no religion, use the sphere command to set it.
> You are affected by:
>
> <100%hp 100%m 56%mv>
> An Immortal has transferred you.
> The Realm of the Dead
> You are standing on an immense, grey stone floor that stretches as far as you
> can see in all directions. Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
> tear savagely at your fragile body.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
>
> <100%hp 100%m 66%mv>
> An Immortal forces you to 'help goodbye'.
> GOODBYE
> Your name has been deemed unfit by the immortals of Carrion Fields. We can
> only conclude that somehow you missed the logon messages pertaining to
> realism/meaning behind a name. Those four name creation questions
> are meant to save both you and us the trouble of denying you. Please
> try again with something more appropriate to this medieval/fantasy world.
>
>
> <100%hp 100%m 66%mv> 'i read it
> You say 'i read it'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 66%mv> 'why is this not a good enough name
> You say 'why is this not a good enough name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> color
> Your color is now ON.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 76%mv>
> An Immortal says 'well'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'do you not enforce roleplaying
> You say 'do you not enforce roleplaying'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'do you not want us to stay true to a char
> You say 'do you not want us to stay true to a char'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'when we make one
> You say 'when we make one'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 86%mv>
> An Immortal says 'yes, but a lame name is a lame name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'do you not want us to try to act as real as we can
> You say 'do you not want us to try to act as real as we can'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'lame name
> You say 'lame name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'i feel it is a just one
>
> An Immortal says 'yes...Maxamus is a lame name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> You say 'i feel it is a just one'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 86%mv>
> An Immortal says 'well..you're wrong'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 96%mv> 'i have seen far worse
> You say 'i have seen far worse'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 96%mv>
> An Immortal says 'so have I'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 96%mv>
> An Immortal says 'however, that's neither here nor there'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i have seen far worse ones in the heaven
> You say 'i have seen far worse ones in the heaven'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal rolls its eyes, disgusted.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'please, spare me this arguement'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'no need to get mad about this
>
> An Immortal says 'unless you really want me to say what I've said time and time
> again'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'no need to get mad about this'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'I'm not, just very tired of hearing the same exscuse blossom a
> gain and again'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'a gmae is meant to be fun
> You say 'a gmae is meant to be fun'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> i try to make one that is enjoy for every one
> You are carrying:
> a map of Galadon
> a map of eastern Thera
> a map of western Thera
> a map of northern Galadon
> a practice shield
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or why would i want to play it
> You say 'or why would i want to play it'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i try to make one that is enjoy for every one
> You say 'i try to make one that is enjoy for every one'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'but in every game there are rules'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'one of ours is that you have an acceptable name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'my name is not lancerlot
>
> An Immortal says 'Maxamus isn't'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'my name is not lancerlot'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'no'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or julius
> You say 'or julius'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or arthur
> You say 'or arthur'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'your name is one letter away from the roman word for 'big or m
> assive''
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'and pronounced the same'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'therefore...*tada* it's lame'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was going for a name that went with the game time frame
> You say 'i was going for a name that went with the game time frame'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not everyone who plays this game is 15
> You say 'not everyone who plays this game is 15'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'did I accuse you of that?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not is as many words, but i think it is a good name
> You say 'not is as many words, but i think it is a good name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'well...I, and the rest of the immstaff on at the moment, don't
> '
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but if you hate it then i would not like to live out his
> life in here from time and time again
> You say 'but if you hate it then i would not like to live out his life in here f
> rom time and time again'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'because you think it is a "lame" name
> You say 'because you think it is a "lame" name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'because it *is* a lame name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> shake
> You shake your head.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal nods.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what kind of name would you have me make
> You say 'what kind of name would you have me make'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'hjuysbabdiugf
> You say 'hjuysbabdiugf'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'no that's just as lame'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'one meant for those hard to type
> You say 'one meant for those hard to type'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'you're purposefully being dense'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'no im not, im trying to make a point
> You say 'no im not, im trying to make a point'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'What would you think of a wood-elf ranger named 'Tree'?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'or maybe Oake?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'that would be 'lame' wouldn't it?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'come now, this is not even in the same roomo as that
> You say 'come now, this is not even in the same roomo as that'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'yes it is'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'you're name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what kind of names do you know from history
> You say 'what kind of names do you know from history'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'Maxamus...is one letter off from the roman word Maximus which
> meant 'big collassal''
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'a lot of then'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i wanted agustus
> You say 'i wanted agustus'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'them'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'that would've been lame as well'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but that was to much
> You say 'but that was to much'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'lame
> You say 'lame'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'how could a rome ruler be lame
> You say 'how could a rome ruler be lame'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal screams loudly!
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> shake
> You shake your head.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'BECAUSE IT'S A HISTORICAL NAME?!?!?!'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'ol
> You say 'ol'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'you cant have a historical name
> You say 'you cant have a historical name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or even one that is close
> You say 'or even one that is close'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'not if it's something well known'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what of the old leader of empire
> You say 'what of the old leader of empire'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'quintis
> You say 'quintis'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'you mean Quinthen?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'yes
> You say 'yes'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'what of it?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or not to knock the guy, i think he has done alot for the
> mud Thorr
> You say 'or not to knock the guy, i think he has done alot for the mud Thorr'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'Thror'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'you come at me for this
> You say 'you come at me for this'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'all this is well and good'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'however, you, sir, are missing the point'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'good for them i guy, and not so for me
> You say 'good for them i guy, and not so for me'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'regardless of how lame someone else's name is'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was not trying to be funny
> You say 'i was not trying to be funny'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'regardless of what the price of tea is in China'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'you have a lame name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was wanting a name that meant something
> You say 'i was wanting a name that meant something'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'it may be an imperfect system'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'but we're working on it'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'your name is lame'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'I'm getting frustrated from trying to explain why'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'then why try
> You say 'then why try'
> An Immortal says 'when you're being as purposfully dense as possible'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'good point'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i am just out to play a game i like, nothing more
> You say 'i am just out to play a game i like, nothing more'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i didnt make this guy to end up here at level 1
> You say 'i didnt make this guy to end up here at level 1'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'with all games there are rules'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'we have rules about names'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'either live it, or leave it'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'well i guess i could be like the rest of these people and
> let dioxide pick it for me
> You say 'well i guess i could be like the rest of these people and let dioxide p
> ick it for me'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'or you could stop being an ass...and listen to what I've said'
>
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'it's your choice'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'the think is i have but you dont seem to be hearing me
> You say 'the think is i have but you dont seem to be hearing me'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i not wanting to be an ass or dense
> You say 'i not wanting to be an ass or dense'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i just want a name that i like nad that i would be proud
> of to play with
> You say 'i just want a name that i like nad that i would be proud of to play wit
> h'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but hey its not worth have to get into ever time you try
> to do something that might make a few people think and make a game seem a little
> more real
> You say 'but hey its not worth have to get into ever time you try to do somethin
> g that might make a few people think and make a game seem a little more real'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i go by the rules that you set and have a normal "CF" nam
> e
>
> An Immortal says 'how is having a name that means 'collassal' on a storm giant g
> oing to make the game seem more real?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'i go by the rules that you set and have a normal
> "CF" name'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'might as well name yourself Gigantor'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'or Enormous'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'how about boltthrower
> You say 'how about boltthrower'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'ever heard of the term 'grandfathered'?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'that i have
> You say 'that i have'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'that's your answer'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'do you want to at least tell me your name before this is
> over. seeing as how we have been talking for 15 mins
> You say 'do you want to at least tell me your name before this is over. seeing
> as how we have been talking for 15 mins'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'does it matter?'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'does a name matter you seem to think so
> You say 'does a name matter you seem to think so'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal rolls its eyes, disgusted.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Selric uncloaks his presence.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Selric gallantly tips his hat.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> nod
> You nod.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Selric cloaks his presence and disappears.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'shall i or do you want the PLEASURE
> You say 'shall i or do you want the PLEASURE'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> An Immortal says 'if you think this has been at all pleasurable, you're wrong...
> .knock yourself out'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not at all
> You say 'not at all'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i took the time to roll a nice char i would not like to k
> ick him at level 1
> You say 'i took the time to roll a nice char i would not like to kick him at lev
> el 1'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'so after you
> You say 'so after you'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> You are denied access!
> Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...
> %%% Disconnected from server.