Posted by Not what i was wanting him for, but on May 5, 2000 at 21:39:20:
<100%hp 100%m 56%mv> sc
You are Maxamus the Swordpupil, level 1, 115 years old (0 hours).
You are young.
Race: storm Sex: male Class: warrior Hometown: Galadon
You are at 100% hit, 100% mana, 56% movement.
You have 5 practices and 3 training sessions.
You are carrying 8/31 items.
Your items weigh 17 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of 252 pounds).
Str: strong Int: genius Wis: wise
Dex: dextrous Con: healthy Chr: average
You have scored 2000 exp, and have 50 gold coins.
You need 2000 exp to level.
Wimpy set to 0% of max hit points.
You are standing.
You are barely protected from piercing.
You are barely protected from bashing.
You are barely protected from slashing.
You are barely protected from magic.
You are good. You have a chaotic ethos.
You have no religion, use the sphere command to set it.
You are affected by:
<100%hp 100%m 56%mv>
An Immortal has transferred you.
The Realm of the Dead
You are standing on an immense, grey stone floor that stretches as far as you
can see in all directions. Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
tear savagely at your fragile body.
[Exits: north east south west]
<100%hp 100%m 66%mv>
An Immortal forces you to 'help goodbye'.
GOODBYE
Your name has been deemed unfit by the immortals of Carrion Fields. We can
only conclude that somehow you missed the logon messages pertaining to
realism/meaning behind a name. Those four name creation questions
are meant to save both you and us the trouble of denying you. Please
try again with something more appropriate to this medieval/fantasy world.
<100%hp 100%m 66%mv> 'i read it
You say 'i read it'
<100%hp 100%m 66%mv> 'why is this not a good enough name
You say 'why is this not a good enough name'
<100%hp 100%m 76%mv> color
Your color is now ON.
<100%hp 100%m 76%mv>
An Immortal says 'well'
<100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'do you not enforce roleplaying
You say 'do you not enforce roleplaying'
<100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'do you not want us to stay true to a char
You say 'do you not want us to stay true to a char'
<100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'when we make one
You say 'when we make one'
<100%hp 100%m 86%mv>
An Immortal says 'yes, but a lame name is a lame name'
<100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'do you not want us to try to act as real as we can
You say 'do you not want us to try to act as real as we can'
<100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'lame name
You say 'lame name'
<100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'i feel it is a just one
An Immortal says 'yes...Maxamus is a lame name'
<100%hp 100%m 86%mv> You say 'i feel it is a just one'
<100%hp 100%m 86%mv>
An Immortal says 'well..you're wrong'
<100%hp 100%m 96%mv> 'i have seen far worse
You say 'i have seen far worse'
<100%hp 100%m 96%mv>
An Immortal says 'so have I'
<100%hp 100%m 96%mv>
An Immortal says 'however, that's neither here nor there'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i have seen far worse ones in the heaven
You say 'i have seen far worse ones in the heaven'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal rolls its eyes, disgusted.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'please, spare me this arguement'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'no need to get mad about this
An Immortal says 'unless you really want me to say what I've said time and time
again'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'no need to get mad about this'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'I'm not, just very tired of hearing the same exscuse blossom a
gain and again'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'a gmae is meant to be fun
You say 'a gmae is meant to be fun'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> i try to make one that is enjoy for every one
You are carrying:
a map of Galadon
a map of eastern Thera
a map of western Thera
a map of northern Galadon
a practice shield
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or why would i want to play it
You say 'or why would i want to play it'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i try to make one that is enjoy for every one
You say 'i try to make one that is enjoy for every one'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'but in every game there are rules'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'one of ours is that you have an acceptable name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'my name is not lancerlot
An Immortal says 'Maxamus isn't'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'my name is not lancerlot'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'no'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or julius
You say 'or julius'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or arthur
You say 'or arthur'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'your name is one letter away from the roman word for 'big or m
assive''
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'and pronounced the same'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'therefore...*tada* it's lame'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was going for a name that went with the game time frame
You say 'i was going for a name that went with the game time frame'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not everyone who plays this game is 15
You say 'not everyone who plays this game is 15'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'did I accuse you of that?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not is as many words, but i think it is a good name
You say 'not is as many words, but i think it is a good name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'well...I, and the rest of the immstaff on at the moment, don't
'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but if you hate it then i would not like to live out his
life in here from time and time again
You say 'but if you hate it then i would not like to live out his life in here f
rom time and time again'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'because you think it is a "lame" name
You say 'because you think it is a "lame" name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'because it *is* a lame name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> shake
You shake your head.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal nods.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what kind of name would you have me make
You say 'what kind of name would you have me make'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'hjuysbabdiugf
You say 'hjuysbabdiugf'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'no that's just as lame'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'one meant for those hard to type
You say 'one meant for those hard to type'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'you're purposefully being dense'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'no im not, im trying to make a point
You say 'no im not, im trying to make a point'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'What would you think of a wood-elf ranger named 'Tree'?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'or maybe Oake?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'that would be 'lame' wouldn't it?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'come now, this is not even in the same roomo as that
You say 'come now, this is not even in the same roomo as that'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'yes it is'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'you're name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what kind of names do you know from history
You say 'what kind of names do you know from history'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'Maxamus...is one letter off from the roman word Maximus which
meant 'big collassal''
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'a lot of then'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i wanted agustus
You say 'i wanted agustus'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'them'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'that would've been lame as well'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but that was to much
You say 'but that was to much'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'lame
You say 'lame'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'how could a rome ruler be lame
You say 'how could a rome ruler be lame'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal screams loudly!
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> shake
You shake your head.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'BECAUSE IT'S A HISTORICAL NAME?!?!?!'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'ol
You say 'ol'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'you cant have a historical name
You say 'you cant have a historical name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or even one that is close
You say 'or even one that is close'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'not if it's something well known'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what of the old leader of empire
You say 'what of the old leader of empire'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'quintis
You say 'quintis'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'you mean Quinthen?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'yes
You say 'yes'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'what of it?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or not to knock the guy, i think he has done alot for the
mud Thorr
You say 'or not to knock the guy, i think he has done alot for the mud Thorr'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'Thror'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'you come at me for this
You say 'you come at me for this'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'all this is well and good'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'however, you, sir, are missing the point'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'good for them i guy, and not so for me
You say 'good for them i guy, and not so for me'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'regardless of how lame someone else's name is'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was not trying to be funny
You say 'i was not trying to be funny'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'regardless of what the price of tea is in China'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'you have a lame name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was wanting a name that meant something
You say 'i was wanting a name that meant something'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'it may be an imperfect system'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'but we're working on it'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'your name is lame'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'I'm getting frustrated from trying to explain why'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'then why try
You say 'then why try'
An Immortal says 'when you're being as purposfully dense as possible'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'good point'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i am just out to play a game i like, nothing more
You say 'i am just out to play a game i like, nothing more'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i didnt make this guy to end up here at level 1
You say 'i didnt make this guy to end up here at level 1'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'with all games there are rules'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'we have rules about names'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'either live it, or leave it'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'well i guess i could be like the rest of these people and
let dioxide pick it for me
You say 'well i guess i could be like the rest of these people and let dioxide p
ick it for me'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'or you could stop being an ass...and listen to what I've said'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'it's your choice'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'the think is i have but you dont seem to be hearing me
You say 'the think is i have but you dont seem to be hearing me'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i not wanting to be an ass or dense
You say 'i not wanting to be an ass or dense'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i just want a name that i like nad that i would be proud
of to play with
You say 'i just want a name that i like nad that i would be proud of to play wit
h'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but hey its not worth have to get into ever time you try
to do something that might make a few people think and make a game seem a little
more real
You say 'but hey its not worth have to get into ever time you try to do somethin
g that might make a few people think and make a game seem a little more real'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i go by the rules that you set and have a normal "CF" nam
e
An Immortal says 'how is having a name that means 'collassal' on a storm giant g
oing to make the game seem more real?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'i go by the rules that you set and have a normal
"CF" name'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'might as well name yourself Gigantor'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'or Enormous'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'how about boltthrower
You say 'how about boltthrower'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'ever heard of the term 'grandfathered'?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'that i have
You say 'that i have'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'that's your answer'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'do you want to at least tell me your name before this is
over. seeing as how we have been talking for 15 mins
You say 'do you want to at least tell me your name before this is over. seeing
as how we have been talking for 15 mins'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'does it matter?'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'does a name matter you seem to think so
You say 'does a name matter you seem to think so'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal rolls its eyes, disgusted.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Selric uncloaks his presence.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Selric gallantly tips his hat.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> nod
You nod.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Selric cloaks his presence and disappears.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'shall i or do you want the PLEASURE
You say 'shall i or do you want the PLEASURE'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
An Immortal says 'if you think this has been at all pleasurable, you're wrong...
.knock yourself out'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not at all
You say 'not at all'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i took the time to roll a nice char i would not like to k
ick him at level 1
You say 'i took the time to roll a nice char i would not like to kick him at lev
el 1'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'so after you
You say 'so after you'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You are denied access!
Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...
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