Posted by Old Fart on May 8, 2000 at 11:59:03:
Hello all,
I was rolling a Dwarf and I remembered this joke. I thought I would share it.
The seven dwarves go to the Vatican..... The Pope answers the door, and asks, "Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope smiles and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, the Pope can see a few of the dwarves giggling.
Dopey then asks, "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
The Pope looks at Dopey and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy." This time, half the other dwarves start laughing openly.
Dopey, frustrated, continues, "Mr. Pope, sir, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, getting tired of these questions, answers, "Dopey, there are NO dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
This time, all of the dwarves are rolling on the ground laughing.
Dopey raises up and says, "Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?"
The Pope, totally frustrated by now, says, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world!"
With this answer, the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down,and chanting, "Dopey f--ked a penguin! Dopey f--ked a penguin!"
:)