Posted by Søren(VIP) on May 8, 2000 at 13:50:49:
In Reply to: A Joke for you. posted by Old Fart on May 8, 2000 at 11:59:03:
> Hello all,
> I was rolling a Dwarf and I remembered this joke. I thought I would share it.
>
> The seven dwarves go to the Vatican..... The Pope answers the door, and asks, "Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?"
>
> Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
>
> The Pope smiles and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>
> In the background, the Pope can see a few of the dwarves giggling.
>
> Dopey then asks, "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
>
> The Pope looks at Dopey and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy." This time, half the other dwarves start laughing openly.
>
> Dopey, frustrated, continues, "Mr. Pope, sir, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
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> The Pope, getting tired of these questions, answers, "Dopey, there are NO dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
>
> This time, all of the dwarves are rolling on the ground laughing.
> Dopey raises up and says, "Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?"
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> The Pope, totally frustrated by now, says, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world!"
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> With this answer, the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down,and chanting, "Dopey f--ked a penguin! Dopey f--ked a penguin!"
>
> :)