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Posted by WhiteSpy on May 14, 2000 at 20:06:12:

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
It is pitch black…
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>wear torch
You light a torch and hold it.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
Ryan's Room
In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest.

(Slimy White) A dresser stands here.
(Wet) A filthy bed stands here.
(Slimy White) A chest is here.

Exits: None
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> open chest
You open an oak chest.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>exa chest
You look inside a chest and find:
(35) A Playboy
A box of kleenex
A flask of hand lotion
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> *click* You here a door unlock.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>where
Players near you:
(PK) Ryan - A long hallway to a room.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door opens.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
Ryan's Room
In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest.

(Slimy White) A dresser stands here.
(Wet) A filthy bed stands here.
(Slimy White) A chest is here.

Exits: East

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whois Ryan
(PK) Ryan the Weed Shogun, Holder of the Bag

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Ryan has arrived.
(Charmed) A golden retriever has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door closes.
*click* A door locks.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> e
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan yells 'How dare ye enter my haven of masturbation!'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan drops his pants and does a fancy maneuver with his 'weapon'.
A ball of SOMETHING heads your way.
Ryan's blast of whatnot does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
Your slice slides right off Ryan.
Your slice slides right off Ryan.

<18%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you!
Chelsea's bite of neglect MUTILATES you!
Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you!

You are stunned but probably will recover.
<-1%hp 100%m 100%mv>

Ryan's anal rupture MANGLES you!
You are DEAD!

<0%hp 0%m 100%mv>

Follow Ups:

Are you absolutely certain this isn't Danger Rangers room? n/t Desert Rose 07:08:12 9/13/2000 (0)
Spooky Grallon 06:11:34 5/15/2000 (0)
Haha . where is Soren(VIP) 06:08:11 5/15/2000 (0)
that was disgusting...and pointless, gee..thanks. (n/t) JARF 21:25:25 5/14/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l > It is pitch black… > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>wear torch > You light a torch and hold it. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l > Ryan's Room > In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest. > > (Slimy White) A dresser stands here. > (Wet) A filthy bed stands here. > (Slimy White) A chest is here. > > Exits: None > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> open chest > You open an oak chest. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>exa chest > You look inside a chest and find: > (35) A Playboy > A box of kleenex > A flask of hand lotion > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> click You here a door unlock. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>where > Players near you: > (PK) Ryan - A long hallway to a room. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door opens. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l > Ryan's Room > In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest. > > (Slimy White) A dresser stands here. > (Wet) A filthy bed stands here. > (Slimy White) A chest is here. > > Exits: East > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whois Ryan > (PK) Ryan the Weed Shogun, Holder of the Bag > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Ryan has arrived. > (Charmed) A golden retriever has arrived. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door closes. > click A door locks. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> e > Alas, you cannot go that way. > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan yells 'How dare ye enter my haven of masturbation!' > > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan drops his pants and does a fancy maneuver with his 'weapon'. > A ball of SOMETHING heads your way. > Ryan's blast of whatnot does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! > Your slice slides right off Ryan. > Your slice slides right off Ryan. > > <18%hp 100%m 100%mv> > Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you! > Chelsea's bite of neglect MUTILATES you! > Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you! > > You are stunned but probably will recover. > <-1%hp 100%m 100%mv> > > Ryan's anal rupture MANGLES you! > You are DEAD! > > <0%hp 0%m 100%mv>

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