Posted by WhiteSpy on May 14, 2000 at 20:06:12:
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
It is pitch black…
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>wear torch
You light a torch and hold it.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
Ryan's Room
In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest.
(Slimy White) A dresser stands here.
(Wet) A filthy bed stands here.
(Slimy White) A chest is here.
Exits: None
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> open chest
You open an oak chest.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>exa chest
You look inside a chest and find:
(35) A Playboy
A box of kleenex
A flask of hand lotion
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> *click* You here a door unlock.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>where
Players near you:
(PK) Ryan - A long hallway to a room.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door opens.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
Ryan's Room
In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest.
(Slimy White) A dresser stands here.
(Wet) A filthy bed stands here.
(Slimy White) A chest is here.
Exits: East
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whois Ryan
(PK) Ryan the Weed Shogun, Holder of the Bag
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Ryan has arrived.
(Charmed) A golden retriever has arrived.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door closes.
*click* A door locks.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> e
Alas, you cannot go that way.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan yells 'How dare ye enter my haven of masturbation!'
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan drops his pants and does a fancy maneuver with his 'weapon'.
A ball of SOMETHING heads your way.
Ryan's blast of whatnot does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
Your slice slides right off Ryan.
Your slice slides right off Ryan.
<18%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you!
Chelsea's bite of neglect MUTILATES you!
Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you!
You are stunned but probably will recover.
<-1%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Ryan's anal rupture MANGLES you!
You are DEAD!
<0%hp 0%m 100%mv>