Posted by Desert Rose on September 13, 2000 at 07:08:12:
In Reply to: Never go into Ryan's room. (Log Board broke.) posted by WhiteSpy on May 14, 2000 at 20:06:12:
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
> It is pitch black…
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>wear torch
> You light a torch and hold it.
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
> Ryan's Room
> In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest.
>
> (Slimy White) A dresser stands here.
> (Wet) A filthy bed stands here.
> (Slimy White) A chest is here.
>
> Exits: None
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> open chest
> You open an oak chest.
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>exa chest
> You look inside a chest and find:
> (35) A Playboy
> A box of kleenex
> A flask of hand lotion
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> *click* You here a door unlock.
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>where
> Players near you:
> (PK) Ryan - A long hallway to a room.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door opens.
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>l
> Ryan's Room
> In the light it is quite easy to discern what is going on here. Smoke bellows from all corners of the room. There is a sticky white substance that seems to cover EVERYTHING. The only things in the room are a bed, a dresser and a chest.
>
> (Slimy White) A dresser stands here.
> (Wet) A filthy bed stands here.
> (Slimy White) A chest is here.
>
> Exits: East
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whois Ryan
> (PK) Ryan the Weed Shogun, Holder of the Bag
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Ryan has arrived.
> (Charmed) A golden retriever has arrived.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A door closes.
> *click* A door locks.
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> e
> Alas, you cannot go that way.
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan yells 'How dare ye enter my haven of masturbation!'
>
> <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>Ryan drops his pants and does a fancy maneuver with his 'weapon'.
> A ball of SOMETHING heads your way.
> Ryan's blast of whatnot does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
> Your slice slides right off Ryan.
> Your slice slides right off Ryan.
>
> <18%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you!
> Chelsea's bite of neglect MUTILATES you!
> Chelsea's bite of neglect MANGLES you!
>
> You are stunned but probably will recover.
> <-1%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>
> Ryan's anal rupture MANGLES you!
> You are DEAD!
>
> <0%hp 0%m 100%mv>