Posted by Rooqweaz on May 17, 2000 at 06:35:24:
Young Pkiller prays 'I've heard old stories about great abilities
that were granted to some people in previous ages'
Young PKiller prays 'I damnit want to have them too, please!'
An Immortal has transferred Young PKiller.
An Immortal says 'Umph.. Hrm... Really?'
An Immortal says 'Can you elaborate, please, what do you want?'
Young Pkillers says 'Oh well!'
Young PKillers says 'I want to be a powerful as a mage!
Hey! I want.....'
Young PKillers ponders.
Young PKillers says 'Ah, to be short, I want:
- world wide summon!
- all detects!
- eyes of intrigue!
- tesseract!
- sanc / protective shield / fly and physical defences (like parry) at the same time!
- I want to be immune/resisted to most of shits
which could happen to me (like summon, sleep, jack, hold, whatever)
- hhmm, and I want to be able heal/cure myself as well.
Young PKillers ponders again.
Young PKillers says 'Hmm, well... enough for the first time'
Young PKillers says 'can you, please, grant such a present to me?'
An Immortal chuckles.
An Immortal says 'If tis all what you want, just try out a conjurer'
An Immortal waves.
P.S Hey, flamers, don't take it too seriously
though each joke has some truth within...