Posted by PINI on May 17, 2000 at 08:14:00:
In Reply to: the Dream of young PKiller posted by Rooqweaz on May 17, 2000 at 06:35:24:
> Young Pkiller prays 'I've heard old stories about great abilities
> that were granted to some people in previous ages'
>
> Young PKiller prays 'I damnit want to have them too, please!'
>
> An Immortal has transferred Young PKiller.
>
> An Immortal says 'Umph.. Hrm... Really?'
>
> An Immortal says 'Can you elaborate, please, what do you want?'
>
> Young Pkillers says 'Oh well!'
>
> Young PKillers says 'I want to be a powerful as a mage!
> Hey! I want.....'
>
> Young PKillers ponders.
>
> Young PKillers says 'Ah, to be short, I want:
> - world wide summon!
> - all detects!
> - eyes of intrigue!
> - tesseract!
> - sanc / protective shield / fly and physical defences (like parry) at the same time!
> - I want to be immune/resisted to most of shits
> which could happen to me (like summon, sleep, jack, hold, whatever)
> - hhmm, and I want to be able heal/cure myself as well.
>
> Young PKillers ponders again.
>
> Young PKillers says 'Hmm, well... enough for the first time'
>
> Young PKillers says 'can you, please, grant such a present to me?'
>
> An Immortal chuckles.
>
> An Immortal says 'If tis all what you want, just try out a conjurer'
>
> An Immortal waves.
>
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> P.S Hey, flamers, don't take it too seriously
> though each joke has some truth within...