Posted by Astillian on July 16, 2000 at 20:47:11:
In Reply to: Why I'm so moody: posted by Macheath on July 16, 2000 at 13:04:31:
> An average call for me at work: > (keep in mind that I do this for eight hours at a stretch) > (the phone rings) > ME: Thank you for calling Sentry Insurance, how may I help you? > MAN: I just punched out the window of my car. Where can I go to get it fixed? > ME: Er, I'm sorry, I don't have that sort of information. > MAN: (yelling) Fuck! Fucking shit! Fucking shit ass bitch whore fuck! Ass! What the fuck do you mean?? Fuck! > ME: You'll have to call back during business hours for that sort of information, I'm sorry, sir. > MAN: What the FUCK?! So, basically, what it boils down to is that YOUR COMPANY IS USELESS! I'm going to fucking cancel this fucking insurance, for fuck's sake. Shit! > ME: Have a nice day! > (click) > ME: Hello? Please be my friend... > ME: I am so lonely. > ME: Friend? Hello?