Posted by Macheath on July 16, 2000 at 13:04:31:

An average call for me at work:

(keep in mind that I do this for eight hours at a stretch)

(the phone rings)

ME: Thank you for calling Sentry Insurance, how may I help you?

MAN: I just punched out the window of my car. Where can I go to get it fixed?

ME: Er, I'm sorry, I don't have that sort of information.

MAN: (yelling) Fuck! Fucking shit! Fucking shit ass bitch whore fuck! Ass! What the fuck do you mean?? Fuck!

ME: You'll have to call back during business hours for that sort of information, I'm sorry, sir.

MAN: What the FUCK?! So, basically, what it boils down to is that YOUR COMPANY IS USELESS! I'm going to fucking cancel this fucking insurance, for fuck's sake. Shit!

ME: Have a nice day!

(click)

ME: Hello? Please be my friend...

ME: I am so lonely.

ME: Friend? Hello?

Follow Ups:

• 2 words, Disgruntled Worker.....think post office. I think you smell what im cookin. n/t WALSH 11:21:23 7/17/2000 (0)
• How ocme smart people like you have such crappy jobs? (text) Koe 23:35:44 7/16/2000 (5)
  • If I could find a better job, believe me... n/t Macheath 07:51:27 7/17/2000 (0)
  • $10 an hour? Bold Deliverance 00:10:12 7/17/2000 (3)
    • Re: $10 an hour? hell no, not my Domino's _V_ 11:37:10 7/17/2000 (0)
    • Re: Hey, I did, too!!! Garceghan 05:57:07 7/17/2000 (1)
      • I had no idea! PornoStar 16:43:29 7/17/2000 (0)
• Re: Why I'm so moody: Riebold 22:16:51 7/16/2000 (0)
• Sounds like my job. I actually know what your talking about. n/t Astillian 20:47:11 7/16/2000 (0)
• Damn weekend warriors Imbrogno 13:19:38 7/16/2000 (4)
  • I'm sorry! *breaks down sobbing* Macheath 13:23:44 7/16/2000 (3)
    • When you're a poor ass college student, you take whatever your parents buy you and you like it. nt Imbrogno 13:31:31 7/16/2000 (2)
      • Until you decide it's a piece of shit and you want to hassle some weekend warrior, you mean. *sniff* n/t Macheath 13:36:56 7/16/2000 (1)
        • That's right! nt Imbrogno 13:41:51 7/16/2000 (0)
• I'll be your friend Macheath! (n/t) Chalupah 13:10:19 7/16/2000 (1)
  • No Chalupah..don't fall for it...It's a trap!!! :P n/t DL 22:02:42 7/16/2000 (0)

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