Posted by Ingvar(VIP) on September 14, 2000 at 17:27:10:

In Reply to: That bastard had the nerve to ask the Voice of the Scarab to bring him cookies. =) (n/t) posted by Proud Blade(VIP) on September 14, 2000 at 12:00:45:

Flontinot says "Hey, Ingvar. Could you bring me some cookies?"

Ingvar paces, eyes blazing with focus.

Ingvar says 'I admit that it pleases me to hear you submit to your fleshly desires for cookies...'

Ingvar says 'you know that deep down, some dark thing at the very base of your soul craves the cookies...'

Flontinot says 'Err... umm... no big deal.. I just wanted a cookie. It's OK.'

Ingvar wheels to face you with a guttural snarl.

Ingvar whispers 'But it pains me... to see you beg me for the cookies.'

Flontinot says 'It really wasn't begging.... I thought you might have one on you.'

Ingvar says 'If I give you the cookies.... you would only have the cookies I Willed you to have.'

Ingvar says 'Your pleasure would be that of a child, receiving a candy from a jar on a shelf he could not reach....'

Ingvar yells 'But you would have nothing! Nothing that is yours, you Profane cookie-less worm!'

Joebob the Paladin Pupil has arrived.

Joebob says 'You stink, Ingvar, you big stupidhead. You and your stupid evil Temple.'

Joebob leaves east.

Ingvar says 'All must come from within, Flontinot... you must admit your primal need for the cookie.'

Ingvar says 'The Blind followers of society will tell you that it is wrong to want the cookie....'

Ingvar says '...that you should give cookies to those who have no cookies.'

Ingvar says 'Make no mistake... they want the cookie as bad as you, but the Fog keeps them unconscious... unaware of their need for the cookie.'

Ingvar says 'Altruism is the greatest lie ever told... binding the Sleeping, keeping them from their cookies.'

Ingvar whispers 'Pause. Listen. Search your soul and you will hear the siren call of the cookie. This I know.'

Flontinot says 'It's really OK. I'll just have some bread or something. Bread is fine. Remain calm.'

Ingvar gets a cookie from a large sack.

Ingvar licks his thin lips, entranced by the cookie.

Ingvar eats the cookie.

Ingvar throws his head back and yells 'Ah! My Dark Lady! Revel in the lust I have for such baked goods!'

Flontinot grins nervously.

Ingvar continues yelling, 'Such tasty goodness! The Father's own greed could be sated by such sugary morsels!'

Cyradia arrives in a puff of smoke.

Flontinot slinks to a corner, trying not to be noticed.

Cyradia glares icily at Ingvar.

Cyradia says 'Baked Goods? Tasty Goodness?'

Ingvar stammers out 'Umm.. err... I meant in a high quality kind of way, my Dark Lady, ma'am.'

Ingvar glances about, looking meek.

Ingvar says 'Worthiness. Such tasty worthiness. And baked products. That's the ticket.'

Cyradia sighs, and a pit of flame swallows her from below.

Ingvar says 'Now... to continue upon the topic of cookies!'

Flontinot disappears into the void.

Ingvar says 'I have not yet begun to expound upon the visceral hunger all beings have for desserts! Come back!'

Fin

Follow Ups:

• *lol* ARCHIVE that puppy. I just hope Flontinot gets to read it. *snickers* Feiriel 11:23:20 9/15/2000 (0)
• I'm thinking archive.. that was hilarious. Well done PB. (n/t) The First Apostle 11:11:57 9/15/2000 (0)
• That's very funny indeed. Bravura Performa. n/t Graatch(VIP) 09:15:45 9/15/2000 (0)
• Hehe. That's good. TotW 08:34:03 9/15/2000 (0)
• *heh* That was quite good...I mean, high quality...(n/t) Kastellyn 04:56:54 9/15/2000 (0)
• Proud Blade, I am your biggest fan! (n/t) Calessin 03:04:25 9/15/2000 (0)
• ARCHIVE!!! man this is hilarious *rofl* Trezzy 01:55:57 9/15/2000 (0)
• Hilarious! N/T *cackles* n/t mdot 20:49:33 9/14/2000 (0)
• Bravo, Hun. *laugh* n/t Ekirhal 20:06:14 9/14/2000 (0)
• I got tears in my eyes for laughing so hard. n/t Astillian 19:15:00 9/14/2000 (0)
• ahhaha..ha...haha *wipes away a tear* Braerus(IMM) 18:30:16 9/14/2000 (0)
• Wow, you're like a mini-Macheath... except without style or wit. (N/T) Enfuego Gonzales 17:39:52 9/14/2000 (0)

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