Posted by Enfuego Gonzales on September 14, 2000 at 17:39:52:

In Reply to: I think it went a little something like this... (n/e/s) posted by Ingvar(VIP) on September 14, 2000 at 17:27:10:

> Flontinot says "Hey, Ingvar. Could you bring me some cookies?"

> Ingvar paces, eyes blazing with focus.

> Ingvar says 'I admit that it pleases me to hear you submit to your fleshly desires for cookies...'

> Ingvar says 'you know that deep down, some dark thing at the very base of your soul craves the cookies...'

> Flontinot says 'Err... umm... no big deal.. I just wanted a cookie. It's OK.'

> Ingvar wheels to face you with a guttural snarl.

> Ingvar whispers 'But it pains me... to see you beg me for the cookies.'

> Flontinot says 'It really wasn't begging.... I thought you might have one on you.'

> Ingvar says 'If I give you the cookies.... you would only have the cookies I Willed you to have.'

> Ingvar says 'Your pleasure would be that of a child, receiving a candy from a jar on a shelf he could not reach....'

> Ingvar yells 'But you would have nothing! Nothing that is yours, you Profane cookie-less worm!'

> Joebob the Paladin Pupil has arrived.

> Joebob says 'You stink, Ingvar, you big stupidhead. You and your stupid evil Temple.'

> Joebob leaves east.

> Ingvar says 'All must come from within, Flontinot... you must admit your primal need for the cookie.'

> Ingvar says 'The Blind followers of society will tell you that it is wrong to want the cookie....'

> Ingvar says '...that you should give cookies to those who have no cookies.'

> Ingvar says 'Make no mistake... they want the cookie as bad as you, but the Fog keeps them unconscious... unaware of their need for the cookie.'

> Ingvar says 'Altruism is the greatest lie ever told... binding the Sleeping, keeping them from their cookies.'

> Ingvar whispers 'Pause. Listen. Search your soul and you will hear the siren call of the cookie. This I know.'

> Flontinot says 'It's really OK. I'll just have some bread or something. Bread is fine. Remain calm.'

> Ingvar gets a cookie from a large sack.

> Ingvar licks his thin lips, entranced by the cookie.

> Ingvar eats the cookie.

> Ingvar throws his head back and yells 'Ah! My Dark Lady! Revel in the lust I have for such baked goods!'

> Flontinot grins nervously.

> Ingvar continues yelling, 'Such tasty goodness! The Father's own greed could be sated by such sugary morsels!'

> Cyradia arrives in a puff of smoke.

> Flontinot slinks to a corner, trying not to be noticed.

> Cyradia glares icily at Ingvar.

> Cyradia says 'Baked Goods? Tasty Goodness?'

> Ingvar stammers out 'Umm.. err... I meant in a high quality kind of way, my Dark Lady, ma'am.'

> Ingvar glances about, looking meek.

> Ingvar says 'Worthiness. Such tasty worthiness. And baked products. That's the ticket.'

> Cyradia sighs, and a pit of flame swallows her from below.

> Ingvar says 'Now... to continue upon the topic of cookies!'

> Flontinot disappears into the void.

> Ingvar says 'I have not yet begun to expound upon the visceral hunger all beings have for desserts! Come back!'

> Fin

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