Posted by me on September 25, 2000 at 22:42:27:

In Reply to: how I dress for work posted by Elmaster on September 25, 2000 at 22:39:23:

> finger: Signet Ring of the Smiths
> finger: ring of crossing turtles
> neck: Tietack of Snobishness
> neck: Tie of constriction
> Body: Stratford Dresshirt of the yuppies
> head: Sunglasses of Ray's Ban
> legs: (itching) Wool slacks of doom
> feet: (glowing) Masters shoes of the Florsheim
> hands: (invis)nothing.
> arms: Cufflinks of the Tightwad Brotherhood
> about the body: Suffocating Sportcoat of Doom
> about the waist: Black leather belt of dillardos
> wrist: (glowing)(ticking) Costly Watch of Stupidity
> wrist: bracelet of medilert
> weilded: (glowing)(humming) Cellphone of Poor Driving
> held: Breifcase of sex prevention

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• I WAS EMPOWERED TODAY! Elmaster 06:38:54 9/26/2000 (1)
  • I'm not firing you, I'm encouraging you in your search for a better job! riiiight 09:14:52 9/26/2000 (0)

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