Posted by elmaster on September 26, 2000 at 13:32:52:
In Reply to: Re: Silly thing I did when Ihad too much free time posted by Kernersville???as in NC on September 26, 2000 at 12:10:53:
> I used to live in GSO > >
> > well...silly attempt at humor...
> >
> > You are Big AL, Drinker of Malt Beverage, level 1, 22 years old (hundreds of hours).
> > You are young.
> > Race: human Sex: male Class: Redneck/yuppie Hometown: Kernersville
> > You have 9/12 beer, 1/5 bourbon, 18/20 cigarettes.
> > You have 0 patience and 0 training wheels.
> > You are carrying 5/35 items with weight 208/327 pounds.
> > Str: 16(16) Int: 17(17) Wis: 21(21) Dex: 15(15) Con: 25(25) Chr: 14(14)
> > You have scored 680916 beers, and have 5 pints.
> > Asswhoopin set to 1 smart ass saying.
> > You are standing.
> > Armor: pride: -30 balls: -281 suave: 278 moves: 0
> > You are defenseless against women.
> > You are divinely armored against bastards.
> > You are armored against sluts.
> > You are defenseless against alcohol.
> > Hitroll: 12 damageroll: 79.
> > You are good. You have a neutral ethos.
> > You have chosen the sphere of ummmmmwhut?.
> > You are affected by:
> > spell: muddle modifies int by -5 for -1 hours.
> > spell: forget modifies none by 0 for -1 hours.
> > skill: smartass modifies cha by -3 for -1 hours.
> > skill: salesman modifies cha by +3 for 8 hours.