Posted by Kernersville???as in NC on September 26, 2000 at 12:10:53:
In Reply to: Silly thing I did when Ihad too much free time posted by Elmaster on September 25, 2000 at 21:53:11:
I used to live in GSO
> well...silly attempt at humor...
>
> You are Big AL, Drinker of Malt Beverage, level 1, 22 years old (hundreds of hours).
> You are young.
> Race: human Sex: male Class: Redneck/yuppie Hometown: Kernersville
> You have 9/12 beer, 1/5 bourbon, 18/20 cigarettes.
> You have 0 patience and 0 training wheels.
> You are carrying 5/35 items with weight 208/327 pounds.
> Str: 16(16) Int: 17(17) Wis: 21(21) Dex: 15(15) Con: 25(25) Chr: 14(14)
> You have scored 680916 beers, and have 5 pints.
> Asswhoopin set to 1 smart ass saying.
> You are standing.
> Armor: pride: -30 balls: -281 suave: 278 moves: 0
> You are defenseless against women.
> You are divinely armored against bastards.
> You are armored against sluts.
> You are defenseless against alcohol.
> Hitroll: 12 damageroll: 79.
> You are good. You have a neutral ethos.
> You have chosen the sphere of ummmmmwhut?.
> You are affected by:
> spell: muddle modifies int by -5 for -1 hours.
> spell: forget modifies none by 0 for -1 hours.
> skill: smartass modifies cha by -3 for -1 hours.
> skill: salesman modifies cha by +3 for 8 hours.