Posted by Elmaster on September 25, 2000 at 21:53:11:
well...silly attempt at humor...
You are Big AL, Drinker of Malt Beverage, level 1, 22 years old (hundreds of hours).
You are young.
Race: human Sex: male Class: Redneck/yuppie Hometown: Kernersville
You have 9/12 beer, 1/5 bourbon, 18/20 cigarettes.
You have 0 patience and 0 training wheels.
You are carrying 5/35 items with weight 208/327 pounds.
Str: 16(16) Int: 17(17) Wis: 21(21) Dex: 15(15) Con: 25(25) Chr: 14(14)
You have scored 680916 beers, and have 5 pints.
Asswhoopin set to 1 smart ass saying.
You are standing.
Armor: pride: -30 balls: -281 suave: 278 moves: 0
You are defenseless against women.
You are divinely armored against bastards.
You are armored against sluts.
You are defenseless against alcohol.
Hitroll: 12 damageroll: 79.
You are good. You have a neutral ethos.
You have chosen the sphere of ummmmmwhut?.
You are affected by:
spell: muddle modifies int by -5 for -1 hours.
spell: forget modifies none by 0 for -1 hours.
skill: smartass modifies cha by -3 for -1 hours.
skill: salesman modifies cha by +3 for 8 hours.