A lich named Melvin (posted by request)

A lich named Melvin (posted by request):
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Posted by Someone on September 26, 2000 at 11:45:39:

Your kicked dirt misses Melvin.
Melvin yells 'Die, Maechtig! You dirty fool!'
Your acidic bite hits Melvin.
A zombie of the Captain's pierce EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus!
A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a flesh golem!
The Centurion Omegus's slash wounds Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's kick wounds Melvin.
A zombie of the Captain's slash wounds the Centurion Omegus.
A zombie of the Captain's slash misses the Centurion Omegus.
A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus!
Melvin's acidic bite devastates you!
Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<51%hp 32%m 51%mv>
Melvin utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel your life slipping away!
Melvin's energy drain hits you.
Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<49%hp 16%m 25%mv>
Your acidic bite injures Melvin.
Melvin parries your acidic bite.
A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus.
The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus disarms Melvin!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a flesh golem!
A zombie of the Captain's slash EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus!
A zombie of the Captain's slash misses the Centurion Omegus.
A flesh golem's pound MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus!
You parry Melvin's punch.
Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<49%hp 16%m 25%mv>
Melvin utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel your life slipping away!
Melvin's energy drain wounds you.
Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<45%hp 7%m 12%mv>
Netrom has arrived.
An arial mercenary has arrived.
Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<45%hp 7%m 12%mv>
The Imperial Healer closes its eyes for a moment and nods at Netrom.
Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<45%hp 7%m 12%mv>
Your acidic bite injures Melvin.
Your acidic bite wounds Melvin.
A zombie of the Captain's pierce MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus!
A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus.
A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus.
The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a flesh golem!
The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a flesh golem!
The Centurion Omegus's kick injures Melvin.
A zombie of the Captain's slash maims the Centurion Omegus!
A zombie of the Captain's slash MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus!
A flesh golem's pound misses the Centurion Omegus.
A flesh golem's pound misses the Centurion Omegus.
You parry Melvin's punch.
You dodge Melvin's punch.
Melvin is gushing blood.

<45%hp 7%m 12%mv>
Netrom gets nightmare blade.
Melvin is gushing blood.

<45%hp 7%m 12%mv> bas
You slam into Melvin, and send him flying!
Your bash grazes Melvin.
Melvin is gushing blood.

<45%hp 7%m 12%mv>
Your acidic bite wounds Melvin.
Your acidic bite hits Melvin.
A zombie of the Captain's pierce MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus!
The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
A zombie of the Captain is DEAD!!
A zombie of the Captain's finger is sliced from his dead body.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash wounds Melvin.
A zombie of the Captain's slash misses the Centurion Omegus.
A flesh golem's pound misses the Centurion Omegus.
A flesh golem's pound MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus!
You parry Melvin's punch.
You parry Melvin's punch.
Melvin is writhing in agony.

<45%hp 7%m 12%mv> bas

Netrom stops using a silver rapier.
Netrom wields nightmare blade.
Your acidic bite wounds Melvin.
Your acidic bite injures Melvin.
Your acidic bite injures Melvin.
A zombie of the Captain's pierce wounds the Centurion Omegus.
The Centurion Omegus's slash decimates Melvin!
The Centurion Omegus's slash misses a zombie of the Captain.
The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain!
The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a flesh golem!
A flesh golem is DEAD!!
A flesh golem's heart is torn from its chest.
The Centurion Omegus's slash wounds Melvin.
The Centurion Omegus's kicked dirt misses Melvin.
You parry Melvin's punch.
Melvin is convulsing on the ground.
<45%hp 7%m 12%mv>
Melvin becomes corporeal again.
Melvin is convulsing on the ground.

<47%hp 9%m 18%mv>
Qymorka has arrived.
Melvin is convulsing on the ground.

<47%hp 9%m 18%mv> You slam into Melvin, and send him flying!
Your bash hits Melvin.
Melvin is convulsing on the ground.

<47%hp 9%m 18%mv>
Your acidic bite MUTILATES Melvin!
Melvin is DEAD!!
Melvin's severed head plops on the ground.
A zombie of the Captain slowly fades away.
A zombie of the Captain slowly fades away.

<47%hp 9%m 18%mv>
Netrom gets a pair of earthen gloves from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a black breastplate from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets darkened leggings from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a sandy-brown desert cloak from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a sandy-brown desert cloak from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a pair of armguards from the snow worm from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a shaman's robe from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a whip of many thongs from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a captain's hat from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a black steel bracer from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a black steel bracer from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets the girdle of rats from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets the cobbler's shoes from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a large water gourd from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a potion of transportation from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a potion of transportation from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets a potion of flying from the corpse of Melvin.
Netrom gets 19507 gold coins from the corpse of Melvin.

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Re: A lich named Melvin (posted by request) - im laughing at you rsky. Hastur 20:21:51 9/26/2000 (9)
- So Hastur your the moronicly named Melvin? Aren't you not supposed to give away past characters? Billy Bong Thorton 21:32:42 9/26/2000 (8)
  - Lame names Montolio (once an IMM) 11:20:13 9/27/2000 (1)
    - yeah, what he said Cyradia(IMM) 15:13:36 9/27/2000 (0)
  - Is your name Original? NO it's a name like Bob or John Is your name found in a dictionary or slang? Yes it's slang for wedgie which means to pull someone's underpants up thier ass crack. I nearly fell off my chair when laughing when I saw the Imms let that name slip. n/t Check Bill and Ted's Bogus journey for Melvin refrences galore. 09:49:17 9/27/2000 (0)
  - Quick note Resrc 00:29:32 9/27/2000 (1)
    - Re: Quick note Skrintus 06:24:40 9/27/2000 (0)
  - RE: A small Ps, what do you call your char names Billy, Imzadickwanker ? Or perhaps Telitomeonmortyme... Oh wait.. your prolly one of this Xyzienxzzriy people. Hastur 22:14:39 9/26/2000 (0)
  - RE: Well define "moronicly", if you mean the name isnt 10 chars long, isnt prenouncable, isnt possible to type without looking at it at least 10 times, then yes. I see nothing wrong with the name melvin. It's short - simple to type - and it can be prenounced. As for not supposed to give away past charactes, he isnt past he i current. Should it matter no. Will it have any affect on how i play him no. Will it affect others comeing to pk me no - why cause the currnt position im in.. I fight everyone. Hastur 22:10:46 9/26/2000 (1)
    - 'Comment box' good. Paragraph in 'Subject' bad. (N/T) Clown Bake 08:39:54 9/27/2000 (0)
Re: I know who the someone is, I was on the Irc channel the this morning. Rskriver Your a idiot for bagging him. He was level 30 or so - solo. I cheer melvin for his actions, he obviously fought the Outer with the warriors there, and busted that... where is the rest of the log ? Spectator 19:49:54 9/26/2000 (0)
Wierd how people went from underusing energy drain to using it in every situation, for better or for worse. n/t heh 16:40:09 9/26/2000 (0)
Hey! lets all Assasinate Melvins char! N/T Good idea! 12:51:43 9/26/2000 (2)
- Not the character, it is the person behind the character that is an idiot. n/t Someone 13:06:20 9/26/2000 (1)
  - Maybe he is, but I always assumed it was rather difficult to become an Initiate. nt Nivek 16:11:08 9/26/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> Your kicked dirt misses Melvin. > Melvin yells 'Die, Maechtig! You dirty fool!' > Your acidic bite hits Melvin. > A zombie of the Captain's pierce EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus! > A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a flesh golem! > The Centurion Omegus's slash wounds Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's kick wounds Melvin. > A zombie of the Captain's slash wounds the Centurion Omegus. > A zombie of the Captain's slash misses the Centurion Omegus. > A flesh golem's pound EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus! > Melvin's acidic bite devastates you! > Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <51%hp 32%m 51%mv> > Melvin utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'. > You feel your life slipping away! > Melvin's energy drain hits you. > Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <49%hp 16%m 25%mv> > Your acidic bite injures Melvin. > Melvin parries your acidic bite. > A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus. > The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus disarms Melvin! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a flesh golem! > A zombie of the Captain's slash EVISCERATES the Centurion Omegus! > A zombie of the Captain's slash misses the Centurion Omegus. > A flesh golem's pound MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus! > You parry Melvin's punch. > Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <49%hp 16%m 25%mv> > Melvin utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'. > You feel your life slipping away! > Melvin's energy drain wounds you. > Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> > Netrom has arrived. > An arial mercenary has arrived. > Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> > The Imperial Healer closes its eyes for a moment and nods at Netrom. > Melvin is covered with bleeding wounds. > > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> > Your acidic bite injures Melvin. > Your acidic bite wounds Melvin. > A zombie of the Captain's pierce MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus! > A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus. > A zombie of the Captain's pierce misses the Centurion Omegus. > The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a flesh golem! > The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a flesh golem! > The Centurion Omegus's kick injures Melvin. > A zombie of the Captain's slash maims the Centurion Omegus! > A zombie of the Captain's slash MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus! > A flesh golem's pound misses the Centurion Omegus. > A flesh golem's pound misses the Centurion Omegus. > You parry Melvin's punch. > You dodge Melvin's punch. > Melvin is gushing blood. > > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> > Netrom gets nightmare blade. > Melvin is gushing blood. > > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> bas > You slam into Melvin, and send him flying! > Your bash grazes Melvin. > Melvin is gushing blood. > > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> > Your acidic bite wounds Melvin. > Your acidic bite hits Melvin. > A zombie of the Captain's pierce MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus! > The Centurion Omegus's slash mauls Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > A zombie of the Captain is DEAD!! > A zombie of the Captain's finger is sliced from his dead body. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash wounds Melvin. > A zombie of the Captain's slash misses the Centurion Omegus. > A flesh golem's pound misses the Centurion Omegus. > A flesh golem's pound MUTILATES the Centurion Omegus! > You parry Melvin's punch. > You parry Melvin's punch. > Melvin is writhing in agony. > > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> bas > > Netrom stops using a silver rapier. > Netrom wields nightmare blade. > Your acidic bite wounds Melvin. > Your acidic bite injures Melvin. > Your acidic bite injures Melvin. > A zombie of the Captain's pierce wounds the Centurion Omegus. > The Centurion Omegus's slash decimates Melvin! > The Centurion Omegus's slash misses a zombie of the Captain. > The Centurion Omegus's slash MANGLES a zombie of the Captain! > The Centurion Omegus's slash MASSACRES a flesh golem! > A flesh golem is DEAD!! > A flesh golem's heart is torn from its chest. > The Centurion Omegus's slash wounds Melvin. > The Centurion Omegus's kicked dirt misses Melvin. > You parry Melvin's punch. > Melvin is convulsing on the ground. > <45%hp 7%m 12%mv> > Melvin becomes corporeal again. > Melvin is convulsing on the ground. > > <47%hp 9%m 18%mv> > Qymorka has arrived. > Melvin is convulsing on the ground. > > <47%hp 9%m 18%mv> You slam into Melvin, and send him flying! > Your bash hits Melvin. > Melvin is convulsing on the ground. > > <47%hp 9%m 18%mv> > Your acidic bite MUTILATES Melvin! > Melvin is DEAD!! > Melvin's severed head plops on the ground. > A zombie of the Captain slowly fades away. > A zombie of the Captain slowly fades away. > > <47%hp 9%m 18%mv> > Netrom gets a pair of earthen gloves from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a black breastplate from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets darkened leggings from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a sandy-brown desert cloak from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a sandy-brown desert cloak from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a pair of armguards from the snow worm from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a shaman's robe from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a sleek black rod from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a whip of many thongs from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a pitch-black ring from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a captain's hat from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a black steel bracer from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a black steel bracer from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets the girdle of rats from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets the cobbler's shoes from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a large water gourd from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a potion of transportation from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a potion of transportation from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets a potion of flying from the corpse of Melvin. > Netrom gets 19507 gold coins from the corpse of Melvin.

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