Frags don't smell.

LogFiend
February 03, 2015 05:02PM
wilderness  <100%hp 95%m 16%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 1 AM> 
You feel less confident.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 32%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 3 AM> 
The wild grasses tremble and shake violently, as the angry night winds assault them mercilessly.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 40%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 4 AM> 

Autosaving.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
Someone has arrived.
A swarthy mercenary has arrived.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'judifgz'.
You feel unclean.
You injure someone.
Someone has a few scratches.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
Chamjai fades into existence.
You parry Chamjai's oppressive heat.
You parry Chamjai's oppressive heat.
A swarthy mercenary screams and attacks you!
A swarthy mercenary's stab mauls you.
Your slash injures Chamjai.
Chamjai has a few scratches.

wilderness  <90%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
A swarthy mercenary rescues Chamjai from you!
Your slash misses a swarthy mercenary.
A swarthy mercenary is in perfect health.

wilderness  <90%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
Chamjai's oppressive heat roasts you.
Chamjai's oppressive heat scalds you!
Your slash misses a swarthy mercenary.
A swarthy mercenary is in perfect health.

wilderness  <66%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
You parry a swarthy mercenary's stab.
Chamjai's oppressive heat smolders you!
Your slash wounds a swarthy mercenary.
A swarthy mercenary has a few scratches.

wilderness  <53%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
Chamjai utters the words, 'noselacri'.
A swarthy mercenary has a few scratches.

wilderness  <53%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
A swarthy mercenary's stab mauls you.
Chamjai's oppressive heat misses you.
You parry Chamjai's oppressive heat.
Your slash misses a swarthy mercenary.
A swarthy mercenary has a few scratches.

wilderness  <44%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
Chamjai utters the words, 'noselacri'.
A swarthy mercenary has a few scratches.

wilderness  <44%hp 100%m 49%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
You dodge a swarthy mercenary's stab.
A swarthy mercenary's stab wounds you.
Chamjai's oppressive heat singes you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The Northern Plains of Udgaard 
 
[Exits: east south]
     A cumbersome necklace rests heavily on the ground.
A single-striped skunk crouches defensively here.
You flee from combat!

wilderness  <20%hp 100%m 47%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 5 AM> 
The sun rises above the horizon.

wilderness  <25%hp 100%m 53%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 6 AM> 
Chamjai has arrived.
A swarthy mercenary has arrived.

wilderness  <29%hp 100%m 58%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 7 AM> 
Chamjai trips you and you go down!
Chamjai's trip scratches you.
You yell 'Help! Chamjai tried to trip me!'
You dodge Chamjai's oppressive heat.
A swarthy mercenary screams and attacks you!
You parry a swarthy mercenary's stab.
Your slash hits Chamjai.
A ring bearing the seal of Telenius shimmers with a soft white glow.
You feel better!
Chamjai has a few scratches.

wilderness  <29%hp 100%m 58%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 7 AM> 
You parry Chamjai's oppressive heat.
Chamjai parries your slash.
A ring bearing the seal of Telenius shimmers with a soft white glow.
You feel better!
Chamjai has a few scratches.

wilderness  <31%hp 100%m 58%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 7 AM> 
You parry a swarthy mercenary's stab.
A swarthy mercenary's stab decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You drive Chamjai's oppressive heat back with your connecting blow.
Chamjai's oppressive heat smolders you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A Path in the Plains of Udgaard 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A pale bone flute adorned with intricate carvings lies unused here.
     A ring of plain maple wood has been discarded here.
     A long buckskin dress lies wrinkled on the ground.
( 2) A steak of the corpse of a OneHeart lover is lying here.
A captured jaette drags his feet along the ground dejectedly.
You flee from combat!

wilderness  <7%hp 100%m 58%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 7 AM> 
Chamjai has arrived.
A swarthy mercenary has arrived.

wilderness  <7%hp 100%m 58%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 7 AM> 
You yell 'Die, Chamjai, you sorcerous dog!'
Chamjai utters the words, 'diesilla barh'.
Chamjai parries your slash.
Chamjai has a few scratches.

wilderness  <7%hp 100%m 58%mv 220tnl (96.78%) 7 AM> 
You parry Chamjai's oppressive heat.
Chamjai's oppressive heat scalds you!
You have been KILLED!!
Subject Author Views Posted

Frags don't smell.

LogFiend 639 February 03, 2015 05:02PM

I like how you wimpy at 5 am. He runs you down at 6 am and then trips you at 7 am. (n/t)

falchiron 268 February 04, 2015 02:51PM

Re: I like how you wimpy at 5 am. He runs you down at 6 am and then trips you at 7 am. (n/t)

daurwyn(VIP) 263 February 04, 2015 09:11PM

Nevermind no idea why I thought that mattered. (n/t)

Artificial 199 February 05, 2015 05:44AM

If you go afk...

daurwyn(VIP) 286 February 04, 2015 11:45AM

Were you even trying not to die? (n/t)

tesline 202 February 03, 2015 06:35PM

He was afk it looks like. (n/t)

Artificial 194 February 03, 2015 08:57PM

AFK in the middle of a field has always been a good idea on CF. (n/t)

Matrik 185 February 04, 2015 03:31AM

Incoming call probably knocked his modem offline. (n/t)

wrathpuppet 212 February 04, 2015 04:50AM

Why don't you turn off the call waiting? (n/t)

xrus 190 February 05, 2015 09:21AM

MOOOOM! (n/t)

Artificial 195 February 04, 2015 04:52AM

I do enjoy communing with falcons. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo 180 February 04, 2015 03:39AM

That's because you wish you were a lumberjack. (n/t)

Matrik 213 February 04, 2015 03:47AM

GO TO HELL, BASTARD!!!!!

MiyagiYojimbo 261 February 04, 2015 05:03AM

Obvious photoshop is obvious. (n/t)

Matrik 168 February 04, 2015 06:05AM

Sore loser.

MiyagiYojimbo 248 February 04, 2015 12:36PM

What I wanna know is who took my damn picture and posted it? nt

trewyn 274 February 04, 2015 07:43PM

That was me, sorry.

MiyagiYojimbo 201 February 04, 2015 10:41PM

That looks like a disgraced ninja to me. Probably lost to a lumberjack. (n/t)

Matrik 168 February 04, 2015 12:39PM

I didn't think prophets got hysterical blindness. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo 163 February 04, 2015 12:42PM

We do get it. At level 1. I cast it on you and that's why you think ninjas beat lumberjacks. (n/t)

Matrik 187 February 04, 2015 12:47PM

Sorry, ninjas get spellbane and volley. I thought you would notice.

MiyagiYojimbo 234 February 04, 2015 12:52PM

You are Miyagi Yowrongbo once again.

Matrik 240 February 04, 2015 12:59PM

Your ignorance of jutsu is laughable. Ah ha ha ha ah ha.

MiyagiYojimbo 237 February 04, 2015 01:12PM

Mmm hmm, that holds up to scrutiny. (n/t)

Frosty 188 February 04, 2015 12:52PM

Lumberjacks have blue bulls

Matrik 203 February 04, 2015 01:02PM

........

MiyagiYojimbo 230 February 04, 2015 01:23PM

Looks like a couple ninjas cowering before the might of a lumberjack to me. (n/t)

Matrik 192 February 04, 2015 03:46PM

Well he did yell for help. (n/t)

Murphy 164 February 03, 2015 06:56PM

Your tactics were terrible. (n/t)

Bemus-ed 175 February 03, 2015 06:22PM



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