For slow board: How to properly insult your mom IC

LogFiend
March 29, 2018 04:50PM
*** I've traveled with Qruqis many times. But, I think he's miffed because he thinks I was traveling with
*** someone for whom he has animus. This log is not meant to critisize Qruqis in any way. I have
*** no issue with anything he did or said, I just enjoyed the discussion and thought it was amusing.
*** After reading the official forums, I was looking forward to try my hand at parental insults.
*** Also, my typo was strangely prophetic

<prompt>
You tell Qruqis 'Are you with a party?'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'No'

*** Was deciding if I had time to start an adventure. Soon...

<prompt> whe
People near you:
(PK) Qruqis                       Outside the South Gate
(PK) Bollus                       The Hall of Forms

<prompt>
Caelruli the Shapeshifter yells 'Help! Qruqis is attacking the guild!'

<prompt> c word

<prompt> reply Odd
You tell Qruqis 'Odd'

<prompt> reply Is something bothering you?
You tell Qruqis 'Is something bothering you?'

<prompt> whor
Huh?

<prompt> whe
People near you:
(PK) Bollus                       A guild in another city

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'Whores'

<prompt> reply Then you might try Hamsah.
You tell Qruqis 'Then you might try Hamsah.'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'There was a whore sitting within the guild hall of the shapeshifters. '

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'I was making them move to hamsah where the other whores are. '

<prompt> reply Oh? I didn't see one.
You tell Qruqis 'Oh? I didn't see one.'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'Those whom are, cannot see. '

<prompt> reply If you be looking for your family matriarch, you might try Teth-Azeleth.
You tell Qruqis 'If you be looking for your family matriarch, you might try Teth-Azeleth.'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'The prophet Qruqis told me long ago, whores are what shapeshifters are. Whore themselves out to whomever will take them. '

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'That was a wise man. IF I do say so myself'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'Many words. Wise words were spread by that one. I am but a follower of his. '

<prompt> reply Well, I do feel dirty for aiding a drow, but I'll get over it in time.
You tell Qruqis 'Well, I do feel dirty for aiding a drow, but I'll get over it in time.'

<prompt> reply I was told long ago not to trust you. I now know why.
You tell Qruqis 'I was told long ago not to trust you. I now know why.'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'I can still smell the stench of the giant upon you. '

<prompt> reply I've never even met the one who sired you.
You tell someone 'I've never even met the one who sired you.'

<<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'You never will'

<prompt> reply Nor will you, no doubt.
You tell Qruqis 'Nor will you, no doubt.'

<prompt> reply Filthy mongrel drow. No better than animals. If only the dwarves could seal you all up in the earth where you swine belong.

Qruqis tells you 'Do not be such a whore, and we can be best friends forever again'
You tell Qruqis 'Filthy mongrel drow. No better than animals. If only the dwarves could seal you all up in the earth where you swine belong.'

<prompt> reply Oh. I see.
You tell Qruqis 'Oh. I see.'

<prompt> reply Well, then forget I just said that.
You tell Qruqis 'Well, then forget I just said that.'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'Dwarves? Do pick a creature that stands a better chance than some dwarf would. '

<prompt> reply Well, they move earth. That's why I picked them.
You tell Qruqis 'Well, they move earth. That's why I picked them.'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'An elk. A bear. A bear cub. A three toed sloth. Something'

<prompt> reply I didn't mean for them to conquer the drow, just burry them.
You tell Qruqis 'I didn't mean for them to conquer the drow, just burry them.'

<prompt>
Qruqis tells you 'I fear a gnome, out of form shapeshiter,  more than I fear a dwarf'

<prompt> reply Well, everyone fears us. You should pick something unworthy of fear to make your point.
You tell Qruqis 'Well, everyone fears us. You should pick something unworthy of fear to make your point.'

<prompt> reply Like anyone who wields a bow.
You tell Qruqis 'Like anyone who wields a bow.'

*** I like people who verbalize their anger much more than the seething silent type
Subject Author Views Posted

For slow board: How to properly insult your mom IC

LogFiend 654 March 29, 2018 04:50PM

What typo? (n/t)

Kstatida 247 March 30, 2018 05:39AM

Re: What typo?

MiyagiYojimbo 378 March 30, 2018 07:12AM

HAHAHA best typo ever (n/t)

Murphy 247 March 29, 2018 04:56PM

LOLOLO Agree - that typo was amazing! (n/t)

PacMan 277 March 30, 2018 02:03AM



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