20s assassin vs. two giants (punishment for bad role-play)

July 12, 2008 04:27AM
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** The annoying commentary was written when this log happened, which looks like 2001.  I apologize in advance.

** So I'm wandering around Eryn Galen one day and spy a nice ripe
** storm giant.  But before I can even take a look at him, he wastes
** this bard who had been spamming there in the city.  Bash bash, 
** dead bard.  Verified with the bard that there was no reason for 
** the attack.

** Skip ahead to the present.  I'm running some errands before 
** logging off and who should I happen to see connect but Mr. 
** Wonderful himself.  Betting he's a creature of habit, I head back 
** to the scene of the original crime...

** StormGiant:  No, it's not personal.  Sorry about your stuff.

** Lowbies:  You guys better have been non-good.  Punks.

** Forum Log Criticizers:  Yes, I made mistakes.  Yes, I got lucky.
** Yes, this could have gone horribly wrong.  So sue me.


<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>    a blue sapphire ring
<worn on finger>    a blue sapphire ring
<worn around neck>  a spiked collar
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a Talisman of Strength
<worn on body>      the hide of the Ancient White Dragon
<worn on head>      (Glowing) (Humming) the Helm of Supremacy
<worn on legs>      midnight dragon leggings
<worn on feet>      midnight dragon boots
<worn on hands>     midnight dragon gauntlets
<worn on arms>      a pair of silver-lined sleeves
<worn about body>   a skin from the snow leopard
<worn about waist>  a pitch-black belt
<worn around wrist> (Invis) (Glowing) (Humming) the Bracelet of Bifrost
<worn around wrist> (Invis) (Glowing) (Humming) the Bracelet of Bifrost
<wielded>           nightmare blade
<dual wield>        a Frostbrand sword

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> rem blade
rem frostbrand
wear frostbrand
wear silver
hide
sneak
You step out of the shadows.
You stop using nightmare blade.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You stop using a Frostbrand sword.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You wield a Frostbrand sword.
A Frostbrand sword feels like a part of you!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You dual wield a gleaming silver sword.
A gleaming silver sword feels like a part of you!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> whe
People near you:
  Narysa                       Mirkwood
  Baerven                      Mirkwood
(PK) Nryth                        Mirkwood
  Higglet                      Mirkwood

** clip waiting for them to come out **

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> whe
People near you:
(PK) Isegrim                      Mirkwood
(PK) Jandorff                     Mirkwood
  Narysa                       Mirkwood
  Baerven                      Mirkwood
(PK) Nryth                        Mirkwood
  Higglet                      Mirkwood

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> hide
sneak
You attempt to hide.

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> scan all
You attempt to move silently.

<100%hp 97%m 100%mv> You scan north.
***** Range 1 *****
A Black snake slithers across the ground.

You scan south.
***** Range 1 *****
A Black snake slithers across the ground.

You scan east.
***** Range 1 *****
A white hind pauses here, looking at you warily.
A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

You scan west.
***** Range 1 *****
(Invis) Narysa is here.
(Invis) Higglet is here.
(Invis) Baerven is here.
Isegrim is here.
Jandorff is here.
A wood-elf wanders here, singing merrily.
A A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

You scan up.
You scan down.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> aff
You are affected by:
Skill: 'dark vision' for 42 hours.
Skill: 'sneak' for 27 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' for 26 hours.
Skill: 'heightened awareness' for 26 hours.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> endure
You prepare yourself for magical encounters.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 
The lost dwarf leaves south.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 
The lost dwarf leaves south.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 
The lightning has stopped.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> get SOMETHING knapsack
eat SOMETHING
get SOMETHING knapsack
quaff SOMETHING
w
mark isegrim
You step out of the shadows.
You get SOMETHING from a cowhide knapsack.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You eat SOMETHING.
Eating this SOMETHING makes your teeth ache, but you manage to down it.
Your skin suddenly feels much tougher.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You get SOMETHING from a cowhide knapsack.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You quaff SOMETHING.
You turn translucent.
You feel yourself moving more quickly.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> Mirkwood
 
[Exits: north east south west]
(Invis) Narysa is here.
(Invis) Higglet is here.
(Invis) Baerven is here.
Isegrim is here.
Jandorff is sleeping here.
A wood-elf wanders here, singing merrily.
A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> You have marked Isegrim.

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> trip isegrim
You trip Isegrim and she goes down!
You trample around loudly again.
Your trip scratches Isegrim.
Isegrim yells 'Help! Nryth just tripped me!'
Isegrim is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff wakes and stands up.
Isegrim is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
You parry Isegrim's shocking bite.
You parry Isegrim's cleave.
You dodge Isegrim's cleave.
You dodge Isegrim's shocking bite.
Isegrim parries your freezing bite.
Isegrim parries your wrath.
Isegrim is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
You parry Isegrim's shocking bite.
You dodge Isegrim's cleave.
You parry Isegrim's shocking bite.
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
Isegrim parries your freezing bite.
Isegrim dodges your wrath.
Isegrim is covered with bleeding wounds.

** Here I'm thinking, "Holy Shit, that's a lot of parrying for **
** a giant wielding axes.  I better do something about that."  **

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> kot
You fail to execute kotegaeshi on Isegrim.
Your kotegaeshi misses Isegrim.
Isegrim is covered with bleeding wounds.

** Too bad I can't kotagaeshi worth a damn **

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff's kicked dirt misses you.
Isegrim is covered with bleeding wounds.

** Glad I marked the storm giant **

<100%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Isegrim's shocking bite DISMEMBERS you!
You parry Isegrim's cleave.
You parry Isegrim's cleave.
You dodge Jandorff's cleave.
You dodge Jandorff's cleave.
Jandorff's cleave EVISCERATES you!
Your freezing bite MASSACRES Isegrim!
Your freezing bite DISMEMBERS Isegrim!
Isegrim leaves north.
Isegrim has fled!

** One dismember and an eviscerate put me at 78%  **
** health.  Man assassin hp gains suck.  At least **
** I can kotagaeshi.  Oh...heh.  Scratch that.    **

<78%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Isegrim has arrived.

<78%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
You dodge Jandorff's cleave.
You parry Isegrim's shocking bite.
You parry Isegrim's cleave.
Jandorff keeps you at bay with his polearm.
Jandorff keeps you at bay with his polearm.
Jandorff is gushing blood.

<78%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Isegrim spins the shaft of a huge axe named `Shockwave', hitting you with its points.
Isegrim's whirling axe DISMEMBERS you!
Jandorff is gushing blood.

<66%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff begins executing some movements with his polearm.
Jandorff is gushing blood.

** Here I see the storm come back, and stupidly try to murder **
** instead of 'hit' him.  Bad bad bad.  Chalk that one up to  **
** panick and lack of a proper alias.                         **

<66%hp 100%m 98%mv> murder isegrim
You do the best you can!
You parry Isegrim's shocking bite.
Isegrim's cleave DISMEMBERS you!
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
Jandorff parries your freezing bite.
Your wrath MASSACRES Jandorff!
Your wrath MANGLES Jandorff!
Jandorff is convulsing on the ground.

<53%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff tries to entrap your weapon, but fails.
Jandorff is convulsing on the ground.

** Umm.  Yeah.  Glad this didn't work.  Maybe a second **
** kotagaeshi will work!  Damn.  Guess not.            **

<53%hp 100%m 98%mv> kot
You fail to execute kotegaeshi on Jandorff.
Your kotegaeshi misses Jandorff.
You parry Isegrim's shocking bite.
Isegrim's cleave DISMEMBERS you!
You dodge Jandorff's cleave.
You parry Jandorff's cleave.
Jandorff keeps you at bay with his polearm.
Jandorff parries your freezing bite.
Jandorff keeps you at bay with his polearm.
Jandorff is convulsing on the ground.

<42%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Isegrim whirls a huge axe named `Shockwave' impressively, but fails to hit you.
Isegrim's whirling axe misses you.
Jandorff is convulsing on the ground.

** Umm.  Yeah.  Glad this didn't work either.  **

<42%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff leaves south.
Jandorff has fled!

<42%hp 100%m 98%mv> trip isegrim

** Woo hoo!  Lag him!  Lag him!  Oh, wait.  I'm   **
** still working off that kotegaeshi...mutter.    **

You dodge Isegrim's shocking bite.
You parry Isegrim's cleave.
You parry Isegrim's shocking bite.
Your freezing bite MASSACRES Isegrim!
Isegrim is convulsing on the ground.

<42%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff has arrived.
Isegrim is convulsing on the ground.

<42%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff leaves north.
Isegrim is convulsing on the ground.

<42%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Isegrim's shocking bite EVISCERATES you!
You parry Isegrim's cleave.
Your freezing bite MASSACRES Isegrim!
Isegrim is DEAD!!
You hear Isegrim's death cry.

** Alright, now let's get the other one while the obligatory  **
** lowbie scavenge like the little vultures they are...       **

<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> They aren't here.

<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> e

Narysa gets a spiky green wrist guard from the corpse of Isegrim.
Narysa gets an amethyst ring from the corpse of Isegrim.
Narysa gets a ring set with a carved opal skull from the corpse of Isegrim.
Narysa gets a pair of spike-toed boots from the corpse of Isegrim.
Narysa gets midnight dragon armguards from the corpse of Isegrim.
Narysa gets a set of mithril leggings from the corpse of Isegrim.
Narysa gets 7067 copper coins from the corpse of Isegrim.
Mirkwood
 
[Exits: north east south west]
       A large mushroom shaped rather like a shelf lies here.
A white fawn glows against the underbrush.
A hobbit wanders around, looking for his dwarven companions.
A Black butterfly flutters through the dim sunbeams here.
A Black butterfly flutters through the dim sunbeams here.
A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

<32%hp 100%m 96%mv> whe
People near you:
(PK) Jandorff                     Mirkwood
  Narysa                       Mirkwood
  Baerven                      Mirkwood
(PK) Nryth                        Mirkwood
  Higglet                      Mirkwood

<32%hp 100%m 100%mv> w

Jandorff has arrived.
Mirkwood
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     The corpse of Isegrim is here, the bluish flesh badly frostbitten.
(Invis) Narysa is here.
(Invis) Higglet is here.
(Invis) Baerven is here.
A wood-elf wanders here, singing merrily.
A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> 
Jandorff has arrived.

<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> l in corpse
The corpse of Isegrim contains:
     a Big Ol'Pack Sack
     a snowy-white cape
     a brass collar
     a wide bronze belt
     (Glowing) a shirt of shining silver chain
     a cloak of Nightwing
     (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe
     a captain's hat
     (Glowing) a potion of return
     a woven leather bracer
     (Humming) a jeweled broadsword
     a large sack
     (Humming) a razor-edged shield
     a steak of the burnt corpse of a large tree
     a water jug
     (Humming) a huge ax     (Humming) a huge axe named `Shockwave'
     a skeleton key

<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> Jandorff leaves west.

<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> trip jandorff
They aren't here.

<32%hp 100%m 98%mv> w
trip jandorff
Mirkwood
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A large mushroom shaped rather like a shelf lies here.
A white fawn glows against the underbrush.
A hobbit wanders around, looking for his dwarven companions.
A Black butterfly flutters through the dim sunbeams here.
A Black butterfly flutters through the dim sunbeams here.
A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

<32%hp 100%m 96%mv> They aren't here.

<32%hp 100%m 96%mv> scan all
You scan north.
***** Range 1 *****
A dwarf wanders around, looking completely lost.
A dwarf wanders around, looking completely lost.
A wood-elf hunter is here, fighting the spider.
A Black snake slithers across the ground.

You scan south.
***** Range 1 *****
A dwarf wanders around, looking completely lost.
A dwarf wanders around, looking completely lost.
A wood-elf hunter is here, fighting the spider.
A Black snake slithers across the ground.

You scan east.
***** Range 1 *****
A white hinA white hind pauses here, looking at you warily.
A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

You scan west.
***** Range 1 *****
(Invis) Narysa is here.
(Invis) Higglet is here.
(Invis) Baerven is here.
A wood-elf wanders here, singing merrily.
A giant Black spider crouches here, spitting poison at you.

You scan up.
You scan down.

** And the cloud giant quaffs.  Would have been nice to  **
** have been able to close the deal, but c'est la vie.   **
** I'm just glad their weapons specs failed about as     **
** often as my assassin moves did.  Yay.                 **

Isegrim tells you 'well done'

You tell Isegrim 'That is for your demlishing that bard in Eyrn Galen earlier.'

Isegrim tells you '*smile*'

Isegrim tells you 'this i deserved'

Isegrim tells you 'it#s fair'

Isegrim tells you 'yes'

Isegrim tells you 'you got gear?'

You tell Isegrim 'If anything was taken, the young ones got it.'

Isegrim tells you 'so it was a fair solution ... life for life'

You tell Isegrim 'Inform the cloud giant, I regret that he got in the way.'

Isegrim tells you 'you are a peacefull ... i told him why you attacked me ...'

You tell Isegrim '*nod*'

Isegrim tells you 'no gear now ...'

You tell Isegrim 'I do not lie, I took none.  Seek out those young ones that rested with you.'

Isegrim tells you 'i believe you ...'

Jandorff tells you 'me think you good fighter'

You tell Jandorff 'Me think so too. *grin*'

Jandorff tells you 'me giant was very hurt from da guards already so me flee nearly dead. But you courage to attack 2, you tough opponent! bow'

You tell Jandorff 'The storm giant had it coming.'

Jandorff tells you 'me heard he killed bard for fun me no think dat good either'

You tell Jandorff 'Exactly.'

You tell Jandorff 'Though I must admit, I did have fun killing him.'

Jandorff tells you 'fighting is always fun, me live for da war'

You tell Sharvin 'I visited your vengeance upon the storm giant.'

Jandorff tells you 'me perefer duels though, man against man'

You tell Jandorff 'Or woman against two men.'

Jandorff tells you 'ha, yes!'



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/12/2008 04:35AM by Isildur.
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20s assassin vs. two giants (punishment for bad role-play)

Isildur(VIP) 670 July 12, 2008 04:27AM

Heh. Yeah, those comments don't quite look like something you'd have written.

Krilcov 306 July 12, 2008 03:49PM

Once Isildur did not suckle on the teets of the imms. That Isildur died a long time ago.

kanye 341 July 12, 2008 04:53PM

I really don't give a shit about that. I was saying he sounded more immature.

Krilcov 268 July 12, 2008 06:10PM



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