The joys of playing on a cellular connection at work.

LogFiend
May 19, 2009 09:40PM
But I'm just so bored at work I can't help it, even if it does suck most of the time. :P

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> gt I'd suggest getting us out of here quick.
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Shifter tells the group 'Watch yourself. Assassin here.'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Assassin's kicked dirt misses you.
You yell 'Die, Assassin!  You dirty fool!'
Assassin is in perfect health.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Assassin's cleave mauls you.
Assassin's poisonous bite decimates you!
You fade into existence.
Your freezing bite misses Assassin.
Shifter fades into existence.
Assassin is in perfect health.

<78%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter utters the words, 'faerie fire'.
Assassin is surrounded by a pink outline.
Assassin is in perfect health.

<78%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Assassin's cleave mauls you.
You dodge Assassin's poisonous bite.
Assassin parries your freezing bite.
Assassin is in perfect health.

<68%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter has fled!
Shifter leaves south.
Assassin is in perfect health.

<68%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter has arrived.
Assassin is in perfect health.

<68%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Assassin throws a handful of sharp spikes at your feet!
You start to limp.
Assassin's caltraps mauls you.
Assassin is in perfect health.

<58%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Assassin's cleave mauls you.
Assassin's poisonous bite decimates you!
Poison creeps into your body from an envenomed steel stiletto.
You feel very sick.
Assassin's cleave mauls you.
Assassin knocks your freezing bite aside before it gets near him.
Shifter's pierce hits Assassin.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<27%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter utters the words, 'claw of the lion'.
Shifter extends his hands.  As his fingers lengthen and grow sharp, they form vicious claws!
Assassin has a few scratches.

<27%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Assassin's cleave mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A shadowy Nightwalker moves to block your path.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Assassin dodges your freezing bite.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<18%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter stops using an expertly balanced practice dagger.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<18%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter has fled!
A shadowy Nightwalker moves to block Shifter's path.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<18%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter has fled!
A shadowy Nightwalker moves to block Shifter's path.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<18%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> You tell your group 'I'd suggest getting us out of here quick.'
Assassin has a few scratches.

<18%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> You are affected by:
Spell: 'detect invis' for a medium time.
Spell: 'fly' for a short time.
Skill: 'poison' modifies strength for a short time.
Skill: 'caltraps' modifies dexterity for the foreseeable future.
Skill: 'caltraps' modifies damage roll for the foreseeable future.
Skill: 'caltraps' modifies hit roll for the foreseeable future.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<18%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> People near you:
(PK) Assassin                   Above the Chasm
(PK) Tasalei                      Above the Chasm
(PK) Shifter                    Above the Chasm
Assassin's cleave mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A shadowy Nightwalker moves to block your path.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Shifter's vicious clawing misses Assassin.
Your freezing bite misses Assassin.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<9%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter has fled!
A shadowy Nightwalker moves to block Shifter's path.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<9%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> 
Shifter has fled!
Shifter leaves south.
Assassin has a few scratches.

<9%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> flee
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Assassin has a few scratches.

<9%hp 100%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM> flee

Assassin's cleave decimates you!
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Assassin's poisonous bite devastates you!
You have been KILLED!!


You lose the insight into pathfinding.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!

<0%hp 0%m 100%mv 7277tnl civilized indoor 3 PM>
Subject Author Views Posted

The joys of playing on a cellular connection at work.

LogFiend 605 May 19, 2009 09:40PM

Using cellular because of blocked ports?

Habbs 298 May 20, 2009 04:54AM

Great idea, if you want to get fired.~

ExPaladin(VIP) 230 May 20, 2009 05:52AM

pretty sure i could outsmart most IT departments. txt

Isildur(VIP) 306 May 20, 2009 08:32AM

What if you work for the military and they block just about everything?

KoeKhaos- 274 May 20, 2009 07:21PM

Use the yourfreedom port forwarding advice. Either military IT sucks or they have bigger fish to fry. nt

Matrik 212 May 20, 2009 10:10PM

And you get around the url block to yourfreedom, how?~

ExPaladin(VIP) 227 May 21, 2009 01:12AM

Depends on what your dealing with.

Matrik 237 May 21, 2009 09:09AM

You generally don't want to fuck with military networks.

Java 240 May 20, 2009 10:39PM

Maybe your experience was different than mine but...

Matrik 220 May 21, 2009 09:06AM

Seriously?

Java 193 May 21, 2009 11:02AM

Yep

Matrik 229 May 21, 2009 11:18AM

Conversely, buy your IT department some drinks and/or a hooker. nt

Matrik 204 May 20, 2009 10:06AM

Epic. LOL. That used to be my connection back in the day. nt

BattleCharmed 220 May 19, 2009 11:08PM

Kids! Back in my day, we used to have to reconnect for each command!

Rhuean 221 May 20, 2009 09:46AM

I am back from your day. Newb. nt

BattleCharmed 211 May 20, 2009 06:29PM



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